I had the same problem. So I wrapped my dick in tinfoil and made two prongs so it could fit into an outlet. I then proceeded to stick my tinfoil-wrapped dick into an outlet. After quite a shock the power in my house went out and my problem still persisted.

Sleep.

The world starts at 2010?

Yeah herpes are tough. Hang in there.

Knowing stuff like, "Am I allergic to soy?" is a good thing before drinking soy milk.

At 11/24/09 06:10 PM, Wraith2000 wrote: Rhyming doesn't work.

Little assonance or structure.

WORST SONG PARODY EVER.

how do you sit with a stick up your ass?

That movie was absolute garbage.

Exhibit A that kids today don't know shit fuck about good movies.

Immortal Technique.

At 11/23/09 11:04 PM, Minion777 wrote: My Plant Experiment

My Plant Experiment

Give your plants Brawndo, it's what plants cra-

At 11/23/09 08:49 PM, Dmabster wrote: You should probably be giving all of them Brawndo, because that has what plants crave.

FUCK.

At 11/23/09 08:52 PM, TomFulp wrote: So teenagers... If you dig up some Ministry or TKK, does that sound cool to you or does it sound like hokey old shit that old people listened to back in the 90s? Are there teenagers out there still wearing shirts for these bands, like how kids wear shirts for older bands that have been around for generations?

I still listen to a lot of Nine Inch Nails and TKK but I've always liked industrial music more than the idea of industrial music. I don't believe in fads.

At 11/23/09 10:38 PM, quagmire690 wrote: douche.... lame sause..... you hear me... lame sause!

Says the man who thinks redhead is a race. Go take a gasoline bath and play with matches you stupid fucking cunt.

<3

Your vision gets really awesome for about 10 seconds and then you basically fall asleep. But that all depends on the anesthesia. Some just dull the pain so you're half conscious but most that are used in surgery make you pass out. It's exactly like sleeping. When you wake up the procedure is done.

Also say you have a low pain tolerance and ask for some OTC painkiller. You won't regret it.

Don't you think it's a bit odd that you're the only person who has gotten a virus from 7Zip? I hate it when people blame them getting problems on programs and websites that everyone uses without problems.

PEBKAC

At 11/23/09 10:28 PM, quagmire690 wrote: nor cool to talk about man... this is racism...

You're pretty stupid aren't you.

At 11/23/09 12:20 AM, Kerma wrote: South Park<Family Guy<Life

Family Guy>South Park????

What the fuck?!?!

Well 3 people seems like more than enough to make a generalization about the entire female gender. Please don't go into statistics anytime soon.

Mine is Tap Tap Revenge 2.6

I'd tap dat.

At 11/23/09 06:18 PM, James-Squared wrote:

At 7/21/09 04:44 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Smoke salvia because it's terrible, but legal.

Smoke 20 X salvia to get fucking high and see some things if it's your first time, smoke 50 X to lose your mind, and smoke 100 X salvia to go to outer space.

Saliva's fine and all but DMT is where it's at.

It's obvious you're having intense homosexual thoughts.

Let it out, son. It's okay to be gay.

HURR HURR.

Q: DO U LIEK MUDKIPS????????

A: Sure. Thanks for the dollar retard.

OMG DATS SO FUNNEEEE.

It's not really funny unless they give you your money back because they don't know the answer.

Humans are filled with hate. I don't care what the fuck you say honestly, deep down you are a hateful person.

At 11/22/09 11:29 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Join Greenpeace

Greenpeace doesn't do a fucking thing that actually benefits another human being. Join Peace Corps dude.

At 11/22/09 10:15 PM, STEM wrote: Contest:
first person to slap an angry face sticker on their front door wins!
GO!

What do I get.

Documentaries?? IN MY TOWN?!?!

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Search providers?? ON MY INTERNET?!?!

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAH

At 11/22/09 11:05 PM, billowillo wrote:

At 11/22/09 11:01 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Join the Peace Corps. Those people need you a lot more than the Marines do. Last I checked enlistment rates weren't going anywhere.

I'm sure its because "The Marines" sounds so much more awesome than "Peace Corps".

Yeah probably. But this guy thinks that terrorists are somehow responsible for poverty and hunger so I'd think that Peace Corps makes more sense than the Marines if he actually wants to help those in need and not just kill senselessly for his country.

Christmas? IN MY NOVEMBER?!?!

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH