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Response to: NG Staff sent me nudes... Posted April 8th, 2010 in General

What's their PSN names?

It better not be a secret....
Response to: Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Posted April 8th, 2010 in General

At 4/7/10 12:13 AM, Jaggadisha wrote: Just volunteered for a 2 month deployment into the past- I'm from 2064, born in '42.

Is it free to go back in the past? How much does it cost? Is this a project of some sort?

One more question: Are the people nicer in the future?

Response to: What's your shoe size? Posted April 8th, 2010 in General

At 4/8/10 04:30 AM, MiracleFruitClock wrote: your foot is disgusting

Yes. OP, do you walk on rocks and dirt all day? Those are fucking caveman feet.

Also, my size is 10.

Response to: Archer Posted April 8th, 2010 in General

FX always has the best shows. Wish they can stop showing an fucking million movies to show em.

Response to: Unlucky Newgrounders Posted April 8th, 2010 in General

At 4/8/10 07:35 AM, Yamor wrote: I hope you get eaten by a shark.

Or clawed by a crab.

Response to: Dad might be dying. Posted April 8th, 2010 in General

At 4/8/10 03:34 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:
At 4/8/10 03:32 AM, arcansi wrote:
...and I suppose "no friends" is obvious? In that case walk.
I can't walk, It's 30 miles away.

Damn, so your dad just left you there with nobody to drive you. What if he has to stay there, then what are you going to do?

Response to: Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Posted April 8th, 2010 in General

Here's some questions, bro.

Has the USA paid it's debts to China? If so, when?

When did people start having sex at ten? It used to be at least 13 or 14.

Is there anything major going on around your time?

Is all drugs legal?

Thank you.
Response to: poof the spell makes you not talk Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

At 4/5/10 12:40 AM, quagmire690 wrote: Retardation.

Can someone pl0x translate this.

Response to: read this if your new Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

At 4/5/10 10:29 AM, Zendra wrote: THANKS NEW MOD!

This guy will make a perfect choice!

Response to: 115 miners rescued! Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

China is a dangerous shit hole.

Response to: My Burps Stink Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

I dunno. Drink some fucking water for once.

Response to: Good TVseries to get into? Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

The Pacific on HBO.

It's a very good WWII series. Must watch it, but you got to hurry, because the show is going to end in 6 more episodes.

Response to: It's All About The Pussy. Trust Me. Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

Whatever bitch, it's all about the money.

Response to: the (black) karate kid Posted April 4th, 2010 in General

At 4/4/10 08:00 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: Mr. Chan grew a mustache! He's a cool kid!

Ugh. With that mustache, he looks like a mexican.

Response to: the (black) karate kid Posted April 4th, 2010 in General

At 4/4/10 07:23 PM, fabolousbob wrote:
At 4/4/10 07:00 PM, ELITE-101 wrote:
I'm fairly positive that this will be absolute shit.
Perfect words.

That kid has an boner.

Response to: what movie should i see Posted April 4th, 2010 in General

Wat?

Response to: worlds largest penis Posted April 4th, 2010 in General

I wonder if he has special pants for that horse penis.

I mean, an thing that big has to poke out.

Response to: Pm Bots Posted April 4th, 2010 in General

An example please.

Noone ever pms me :(
Response to: Kevin Bacon Can go die in a hole Posted April 1st, 2010 in General

Kevin Bacon owns NG. Now, if he hates your post, he'll change it for the better.

Hail Kevin Bacon
Response to: How funny would it be... Posted April 1st, 2010 in General

At 4/1/10 08:26 PM, HTID wrote:
At 4/1/10 08:22 PM, Gagsy wrote: l would quit NG.
This, times infinity%u2248%u2248%u2248

Jeez, this isn't that bad. I mean c'mon.

Response to: it was kind of funny at first... Posted April 1st, 2010 in General

At least this is less of an eyesore than last year.

Response to: Family guy is brilliant Posted March 27th, 2010 in General

At 3/27/10 05:39 PM, Ryan wrote:
At 3/27/10 05:38 PM, KermitTheMuppet wrote:
At 3/27/10 05:38 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: Oh, look a troll
I bet you still like it sunshine
Everyone shares the same opinions as you do, they just don't want to admit it.

People who diss it just want to act mature.

Response to: Family guy is brilliant Posted March 27th, 2010 in General

It's not brilliant, but it's good. I wish they just came out with more new episodes.

Response to: Worst suicide attempt. Posted March 26th, 2010 in General

I wonder where the hell he got the idea that shoving that thing up his ass is the old way \.

New suicide for Gays.
Response to: You gotta be kidding me... Posted March 12th, 2010 in General

For some reason, I can't watch the video.

Response to: Starbucks is cool now! Posted February 26th, 2010 in General

Are you like this guy?

Response to: Hiccups for 2 Years Posted February 26th, 2010 in General

I hardly had hiccups to even say they're all that horrible.

Response to: Manswers or 1000 ways to die Posted February 26th, 2010 in General

At 2/26/10 03:29 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:
At 2/25/10 06:41 PM, Mikay wrote: Neither, I like Deadliest Warrior.
Does that even still come on? I loved that show.

They say an video game is coming out for it.

Which I think is going to be terrible.
Response to: Manswers or 1000 ways to die Posted February 26th, 2010 in General

At 2/26/10 03:31 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote:
At 2/25/10 05:49 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: Both shows suck.
Yeah...

I saw a few episodes of "1000 ways to die" and I expected funny, but it really just shows people dieing then laughs at them with terrible puns.

I hate terrible puns...

You know, I'm starting to think they do the terrible puns on purpose.

Response to: I made a bad choice Posted February 22nd, 2010 in General

At 2/22/10 08:02 PM, Obvious-M wrote: I was downstairs looking for something to eat before I went to bed, so I decided to clean my ears because I found those ear cleaning things.

Dude, you gotta say the name. Is it Q-tips?