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Holy shit! Alway's a man? How often does this happen?

Haha! Basement-dweller!

About that accounting business, is it a big business? Does your dad have a lot of money of the sort?

Hopefully this isn't too personal.

At 5/8/10 02:45 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 5/8/10 02:35 AM, Gagsy wrote: Don't worry. Us girls feel this way about guys too.

Yea, but all girls to have lesbian experiences. Guys don't have sleep overs and kiss each other unless they are gay. But women do it and it's no big deal.

That's an obvious answer. It's sexy.

Golden Brown M. Large.

The fuck?

At 4/29/10 09:13 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote: 1. No nuclear weapons.

What the fuck?

The french make noodles?

Billy Joel - Piano Man.

Think great website ever.

At 4/23/10 07:18 PM, Toukeman wrote: "Having Your Ass Spanked by a Pervy Doctor"

You know, having your ass smacked as a newborn can dramatize the person and make them kinda fucked up in the future.

This probably explains a lot huh?

I'll say "no thanks, i'm not gay".

"Better watch their backs"? What the fuck. I'm sure those guys has something better to do than to track two assholes because they was talking shit about their leader.

Great story. This is fucking hilarious.

Is this really true? This seems kinda too random.

Clever clever.

Nice 2,000.

Sarah Jessica Parker was voted has the unsexiest woman alive...

At 4/16/10 03:38 AM, UsernameWasTaken wrote: (for Americans this means all of your schools in one)

Oh thank you for posting that. If you didn't post that, I don't think I could of wrap my stupid American brain around it.

Man, that sounded awesome. Most of my dreams have NO fucking image whatsoever.

Ever try to have a wet dream with only audio but no girl?

I'm sure you're going to be feel that way again very soon.

At 4/11/10 08:29 PM, Yukin wrote: Nonono

Woman is sandwich maker backwards

Manwich actually.

Sorry, I really don't pay attention to that shit.

At 4/10/10 04:54 AM, Svn wrote: The fuck..?

Read his username.

Rome1931
486 trophies
Level 8
95%

Anyone got MW2? Add me.

Hopefully you didn't do that in your house. If you did, you're fucked.

I heard stories that if use Ouija Boards, you'll have demons in your house.

At 4/10/10 02:07 AM, Sinitech wrote: Assburgers?

Nothing wrong with that!

At 4/10/10 01:48 AM, Svn wrote:

At 4/10/10 01:46 AM, MizarInDisguise wrote: Find a female.

You're aura is Fab.
Therefore you're attracted too men.

The same should go for you.

At 4/10/10 01:45 AM, 5FootLobster wrote: even so, to think this isnt fucked up is...fucked up. ya a guy rapes a girl and a joke like "that bitch diserved it" is what you expect on the internet, but saying a gang rape on a 7yr old is awesome????

Sir, how long have you had internet?

Anyway, that girl probably loved it. She should have been kicking and screaming.

At 4/10/10 01:22 AM, Jaggadisha wrote:

At 4/9/10 10:03 AM, Bendt wrote: Can we see a pic of how someone looks like in the future?

Look below. This, but around 6' 4". For antehumans, at least.

My my, aren't you sexy.

How is the USA now? How's badass is the military now? Are we the major power of the world ( still)? how is Michigan? Did that clean up Detroit?

Pour some water on that shit bro. It'll be alright.

At 4/9/10 09:09 AM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Holy....fucking...shit...

I know right. I feel lightheaded after reading all about those sick fucks.

I hope this thread gets deleted. :S

About the guy who killed Hitler thing, was this in an different dimension? 'cos i'm still alive.

Also, you couldn't go back in time to kill that guy right before he killed Hitler?

At 4/8/10 10:55 PM, Jaggadisha wrote: Hmmm...

Ask me about something outlandish for your time. Any story you guys would find enormously interesting given my culture.

OK. How is your culture? Anything completely different about it that will make us caveman go ape shit over?

Also are there more or less jobs in the future?

There are always more positions that need to be filled. Unemployment rate is practically zero.

You said some people are poor. How can people be poor if unemployment is zero?

Are they just lazy?