6 years 9 months 22 days

gave it a 4

The girl i have now.

me: i had a wank before
girlfriend: over me?
me: no over internet porn

she seemed to ave found it offensive and went in a mood with me, there was more to it, i didnt just randomly say i had a wank

At 11/9/09 07:39 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote: Hey guys... I just smoked a joint...

Well... Whatcha just sitting there for? Ask me a question...

OMG YOUR SO FUCKING AWESOME YOUR 13 AND SMOKED A JOINT OMGWTFOMG URE AWESOME

fucking faggot kid

At 11/5/09 12:31 PM, Obvious-M wrote: A few of us were gonna have a bonfire and get a crate of beer or something, but the weather in the northwest is fucking terrible.

So I'm gonna stay in. :)

you from manchester? im going to the pub for bonfire night with my girlfriend and a few lads, few beers and that, they aving a bonfire and firework display, should be alright. just shitty weather atm

At 10/28/09 11:57 AM, TheRipper00 wrote: Link in Sig.

Zombie Survival Crew.

Think your plan is going to get you thorough the Outbreak? Post it here and see if you make it. There is a Form in the Link.

It says ZCS is your sig, making it .. Zombie Crew survival?

At 10/21/09 12:40 PM, Calintz wrote: The lyrics are pretty good, is the U.K really that ghetto though?

It is, the U.K is really bad seriously lol, im from manchester so i know all about it, devlin is a MC from london which is suposidly worse.. hes the best MC in london thats for sure, iv known about him for years though, before he got onto tv etc.. i used to always listen to stuff like this its "Grime" or "UK Grime" etc.. kind of grew out of it now but i still listen to it from time to time its good stuff.

At 10/18/09 03:52 PM, Strength wrote: Damn guys, really wish I knew what the fuck was going on right now.

There 2 lads in xfactor, its a british thing kind of like american idol.. if your american.

At 10/18/09 03:47 PM, Jawdyn wrote: am rootin for yas!

dear lord! there horrid, tho admittedly they are growing on me now in the live rounds, but still! no.. lol

Eh, I've found that I have rare post that make people laugh. But that's it. Check out Gagsy, she makes funny post that always make me laugh

like you till i saw this, i mean ffs.. wonna suck more e-cock of a girl on the internet to try and get noticed? do you feel complete once she says your name?

You sure that isnt a shetland pony lol

Her cover of 'you got the love' is awesome i always thought that song couldnt be topped but she did it justice, shes excellent live, iv not seen her, but the youtube vids are good especially of 'youv got the love'

That wasnt even funny in the slightest.. I can see some people might find it funny, but not funny enough to call it Amazingly funny...

When you book your theory it always takes atleast 2 weeks till ure test day so you have time to practice that, take alook at the hazard preception i found it really easy so never revised that spend most my time on the multi choice questions, they say its easy.. tbh it is, but i failed only last wednesday lol, twas sad and a waste of £30 but its just the choice of questions u get on the day i guess.

Just book it now, you get 2 weeks in advance to practice.

lmfao oh god you wear vests

You dont see it backwards you see it upside down dont you?

Shes perfect with shoulders like that?!

FFS why are people signing there posts these days? its fuckin stupid especially when we can clearly see your username to the left of your post.

Hard to say, so many good ones..

The Office
Bottom
Im Alan Partridge

What's so intellectual about him? Fair enough he's probably fairly intelligent, but he's also a pompous arse. I don't dislike him, but reading books doesn't make someone a genius!

No he generally is really smart, very high IQ apparently.

Bah you got me on David Attenborough i agree with you on that actually, but still.. Mr Fry and QI.for the win.

Hes a national fucking treasure.

i like him lol

You fought the lawww and the.. law won

wtfs with people signing there own posts with -therename ? its complety pointless

At 8/26/09 06:08 AM, slighly-minty wrote: might I suggest investing in some antibacterials and bandages?

might i suggest suing the school?

At 8/25/09 06:50 PM, zrick wrote: Looked 'pwaper nawty' this one didn't it? Heard someone was stabbed outside the ground.

yep
pretty nasty stuff

At 8/21/09 10:59 AM, CassCassXXX wrote: Gawd' . . What a waste of good fireworks . . D=

110,000 lol, they went to break the world record on letting them all of in under 60 seconds, but there was a fire and they all blew up, shame really, but i think it still qualifys as a record, becuase indeed all 110k went of in less than 60 seconds :P just not as planned.

An explosive world record attempt has come under fire as a barge carrying fireworks appeared to blow up and burst into flames. Around 175,000 people turned up for Roar On The Shore to see 110,000 fireworks set off in under 60 seconds from the barge between Bournemouth and Boscombe piers in Dorset on Thursday night.

I was interested in this for the first few pages it all seemed strange, but after clicking that link where you click the girl and it tells a story, well, its clearly for a film or a game or something along them lines. So yh not that good now, nice marketing though.

I climbed the highest mountain, then masturbated at the peak.

At 8/1/09 05:28 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: Uhh... "Hello" ?

I foresee major social issues in this thread...

aye same here, seems most newgrounds dont get out much lol