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If it's from archie, it's not one of the main characters.

I think you mean Walt Disney's Cyrogenically frozen head.
Or they just put his brain in Obama's body.

hey, that explains the birth certificate thing...

apparently she finds the cold sparkly statue thing attractive.
lulz.

Oicwhathedidthar.

At 11/26/09 02:35 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote:

At 11/26/09 02:32 PM, ghlow wrote:

2. Pain eachother's toenails

Yes. Let's beat each others feet with hammers too!

Typo or Freudian slip? The world will never know.

@Strength
my way may not be as much fun, but it still is... sort of.. entertaining? no?

At 11/26/09 02:31 PM, InsanitySK wrote: theres something wrong with this post.

more than one thing.

1. Get some friends
2. Pain eachother's toenails
3. ???
4. Profit!!

Nah dude. I failed nap time in kindergarten because of coke. but it was worth it!

and you don't even know the amount of times I've been peppersprayed. it's like foreplay at this point

Even if this was actually true, I don't think I would be surprised, somehow.

I totally teared up a little bit there.

@that one guy
you can induce pregnancy or have a cesarean section.

I would say that cocaine and pepperspray are both bad things (atleast to ingest).
but maybe that's just me?

I pmed it to you

sure, gimme a few minutes.

At 11/26/09 01:52 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 11/26/09 01:42 PM, ghlow wrote:
also: I like bunnies

=3

-high five-

At 11/26/09 01:11 PM, NeverHundred wrote: I don't feel a kinship with dogs, Dogs are typically loyal, friendly and charismatic. Cats tend to be lazy, sociopaths, antisocial and they're selfish... so I like cats better, because I can relate to that.

I agree with this 100%
also: I like bunnies more than either.

I want art portal users to be able to check their reviews without looking at every picture separately, for votes on art portal submissions to count towards exp, and for there to be a feature to look at all the reviews you've made on art portal submissions.
(basically the art portal should have everything that flash/audio portal has)

Am I going to wind up as one of those people with an Art degree that works at Mickey Dee's?

first r-tarded "check yes or no" boyfriend - 5th grade
first actual relationship - 8th
first serious relationship - 9th (and still going strong!)

I would do that to, if someone I knew was starting to listen to really really terribly awfully shitty horrible music.

All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a cirrrrccccuuuussss!

What are the russians doing in space that they don't want anyone to know about? hm? hmm?

hint: it involves cloning hookers, i'm pretty sure.

At 11/26/09 03:41 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote:

At 11/26/09 03:37 AM, Xarnor wrote: No way I'm gonna sleep in and not get trampled to death over a stupid sale, thank you.

I am riding my Honda Metroplitan 12 miles to a walmart on a busy street at 3am (curfew is in place till 7am and I don't have a drivers license).

Oo goddamn, what are you going to buy?

Silly girls.
Everyone knows the internet isn't real.

Meh, I'm religious to a certain extent, but I'm not an asshole about it.

Some people get so obsessed it is more than slightly ridiculous. My (ex)best friend used to be really cool, but she got a religious boyfriend and now she is literally /constantly/ talking about "what god is leading her to do".

She won't even watch scary movies anymore, because god wouldn't like it. It's ridiculous.

When people let religion turn them into dickweeds they are just making the rest of the world hate it (and therefore destroying the point).

In the US, lots of stores have giant sales the day after thanksgiving.
my family makes a tradition of going christmas shopping from 12-5am after thanksgiving is over.

At 11/26/09 03:16 AM, CluppHead wrote: Dude....... Your 19... just move out!! Get out while you still can. Tell your dad your moving out because your step mom's a stupid whore. the fuck dude......the fuck........

Yes.

At 11/26/09 03:18 AM, Judzfell wrote: Thanks giving was last month

I spy a canadian<3

Are you guys going to stay up til 5am punching people in the face to get TVs for 50% off?
Also: standing in line.

I know I will!

At 11/26/09 03:15 AM, Judzfell wrote: whathe fuck is that picture? what the fuck....

What is it.

Looks to me like a unicorn eating grass in a peaceful meadow, surrounded by butterflies.

At 11/26/09 03:10 AM, Judzfell wrote: well you could shove her tooth brush up your ass?

seriouly, make a video of you ding it then her brushing her teeth with it.

I lol'd

You guys are just jealous of our ability to not get kicked in the nuts.

Why yes, that is indeed my name.

That is friggin sweet.
Keep being awesome.