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Sadly, about the only exercise I am good at is walking. I have lower back pain, so it hurts to do many of the exercises I used to do, which is sad as I am only 26.

Other than gaming now and then, most of my hobbies these days are business based. Social marketing, link building, etc.

Yep, real exciting stuff... the world will be falling apart and I'll be marketing, go figure.

Kind of had that feeling ever since Juno, but if it makes her happy then go her! :)

1. I'm really from Pluto and I can't believe they no longer consider it a planet!

2. I sell iPhone accessories, but prefer Androids.

3. Small noises get on my nerves.

4. I like to me comical, even if something isn't funny, like #1.

At 2/20/14 10:59 PM, AngryGrag wrote: I say that Adolf would win because Joseph would be to busy STALLIN and Adolf would get a good HITler!

Did I do it!?... Did I make a funny?

I believe you did make a funny.... :P

By walking in and requesting money that wasn't mine, duh!

At 9/30/08 05:28 AM, maximuspower wrote: oh and guys, i couldn't be screwed reading the whole article and im not smart enough to understand all of those words so can I have a short version of what it is.

Then i might be able to know if i really HAVE had it or not.

In short sleep paralysis is something like being temperately paralyzed. You cannot move, and have heard you may feel like something heavy is on your chest. Basically I think it's something like while your awake and somewhat alert, your body is still asleep (motor functions shut down).

At 9/3/08 10:33 PM, the1stguy1 wrote: Mkay, so about 3 months ago, two of my classmates started dating. I didnt pay too much attention, but I believe they got to the point of making out.

UNTIL....

One day the female of the couple had a Family tree project. Upon doing some research, she discovered that her boyfriend was in fact her cousin!

Needless to say, their relationship died pretty quickly and there was some severe awkwardness between them since.

How old were they, and what was the distance between them that they did not already know they were cousins? 3rd + cousins is pretty much like a stranger and may as well not be related to you based on the family genes.

On the other hand, 2nd cousins (and even 1st cousins) are allowed to marry in 27 states in the U.S, and several other countries do not have laws against it either. So they might as well had stuck with it if they were into each other...after all it is estimated that 20% of couples are cousins.

I figure I will get replied on this with a bunch of "ewes" or worse for knowing that stuff, but I have done research in the past for a couple articles.

At 9/30/08 12:11 AM, moquaga wrote: ... scares the shit out of me. if you don't know what it is please read. what was it like for you?

I don't think this has ever happened to me, but I guess if it had I would probably remember it. I heard about it on T.V not to long ago and remember thinking it would be quite scary.

At 9/30/08 12:51 AM, Peacekid wrote: It's too fucking complicated for a man such as myself. I've decided to sticking to plain grey/black/white shirts, and plain colored shorts that usually match what I wear. There is nothing to hate or like about it, it's completely neutral.

Fashion is overrated

Fashion is overrated, because no matter how you go about it, what ever you wear ends up making a statement in some way. I myself try to look at least some what decent, but I have days where I just don't care and I wear what ever is on top.

At 9/19/08 12:37 PM, NEVR wrote: 2 videos at the same time?!

brain explodes:::

My thoughts exactly!

At 9/29/08 04:26 AM, drknes wrote:

At 9/29/08 04:22 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: Sarah Silverman.

Aw yeah.

Is that a bulge in her panties!? and is she lickin a razor?

Lol she is licking a razor, that's going to hurt...

What happens after death is something that we will never truly figure out while we live. But anything is possible, could be an after life, could be reincarnation, and yes we could just lie in the ground tell earth tell time is no more.

I say those who have a religion at least have something to keep them going. If it's reincartation, I hope I don't come back as a tree or a rock, and if it's a hole in the ground there's nothing to worry about I guess, we'd be dead.

But for topic name, Duh we will all die...

I never had to worry about this, I dropped out of school after the third grade. Now I'm in college and only break I get is for Christmas, just be lucky you got all summer!

So what do you say about those countries at the bottom of the earths globe, you now where the ground is up and the sky is down when looking at it from the moon. If gravity isn't real why don't those people's weight bring them to the sky instead of staying on ground?

Great, now I have to research why gravity keeps people on the ground there too.

At 9/3/08 01:21 PM, Viper-Studios wrote: I was talking to my girlfriend and she explains how irrational her mother is in her thought process and today she explained to me her mother actually thinks the world is flat. She thinks if the world was round we would fall off and that there is a sky bubble, the earth, and that there is a huge mound of dirt underneith. apparently these people think the world is flat also http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonsk opf/FlatMisStat.htm

Um, we've been out of earth before, like several times I believe. I think, maybe the ones who could get off the ground would know their shapes. Or, maybe not?

At 8/14/08 01:46 PM, Kingofkingz750 wrote: What would it be?

Sword_Of_Valor if anyone knows what game that's a reference too...

For advice I would say depends what type of replies you would like, rude, offense, not really helpful advice this is the place...

If your looking for advice that may actually help go here. You can contact them through ask a question or their advice email.

However for getting a wide range of opinions on random stuff, newgrounds is a good start.

I'm not going to worry about it, it's just an icon...

I rarely look at my bill above the total, although I probably should make sure I'm not getting over charged.

ghanes14 I usually just watch videos, don't really have any videos (couple i messed with is all). Add me if you'd like.

At 8/21/08 02:47 PM, Purpin wrote:

At 8/19/08 02:31 AM, ghanes14 wrote: (i rarely spend twice as much to see anything in theaters).

DVDs are like $20, a movie ticket is $8.

If you're going to rent them, it's about the same price.

Actually at Movie Gallery their $4.37 for new ones (with tax), Red Box at wal-mart is $1 per movie for 1 night (who needs them for two?) and Netflix I also use, which is $16 a month for two at a time (i can get 4-6 per week) so that's 16-24 movies for $16, which is $0.66 to $1.00 per movie.

So in the long run, saves quite a bit...

Uh huh, that was. It made me, i thought it was, I give up on this one...

I admit there have been a few times I have caught myself turning lanes without looking, but not many. Two of those times I was avoiding hitting an animal, one was a dog when I was doing 75 on the interstate. Not only did I not want to kill the dog, it would have done big damage to the car.

I almost always look back over my shoulder, I don't trust my mirrors...

At 8/20/08 06:37 PM, MojoFilter wrote:

At 8/20/08 02:41 PM, ghanes14 wrote:

At 8/19/08 03:19 AM, MojoFilter wrote:

At 8/19/08 03:14 AM, JarrodK wrote: I'm confused. The Scorpion King was a prequel to the Mummy and this is the sequel to the prequel? Is this before or after the Scorpion King ended?

It's called "Scorpion King 2", but it's actually a prequel to Scorpion King

Scorpion King 2 -> Scorpion King -> Mummy -> Mummy 2 -> Mummy 3

It makes very little sense

I am laughing after this post, Scorpion King and Scorpion King 2 are in fact prequels to The Mummy Returns and the whole branched out tree makes very little sense indeed.

The Mummy > The Scorpion King 2> Scorpion King > The Mummy Returns > The Mummy 3

Makes you wonder, when is the next mummy confusion going to be, I hope soon I think there should be more branchs

No, no. Scorpion King isn't a sequel to The Mummy. It's a prequel

The Scorpion King 2 > The Scorpion King > The Mummy > The Mummy Returns > The Mummy 3

I think...

Hmm I don't remember what the mummy in the first one was, but he comes back in the second mummy movie as well, but he's not the scorpion king. He has to try and defeat the scorpion king in order to rule the world or something, so that's why I believe it's a prequel to the 2nd mummy movie.

At 8/19/08 02:37 AM, arcansi wrote:

At 8/19/08 02:22 AM, ghanes14 wrote: Well besides getting up to get them, have you tried getting ahold of the wire to the headphones with your keyboard to drag it closer, then reel it in like a fish! javascript:MakeSmileySelection(12);
Goofy

Haven't we already established why I can't do that? I carried the headphones to my room and let the wire drag the ground, so the wire is stretched out to the hallway.

As depicted in the diagram below.

Interesting, you've spent so much time you drew an image just for me, thank you! First I must say you are dumb for sitting down after dropping them and not at least kicking the headphones closer to the chair on your way.

With that said, take your keyboard in hand tilt your chair back and hold onto the bottom of the desk with your feet to balance you out, reach down and slide the keyboard under the headphones and then bring them towards you.

Or you could quickly raise the keyboard up after getting it under the headphones, which would probably have a sling shot effect...If you do that make another image so I see where they ended up (my guess back of a desk that's to wide for you to reach across huh?

At 8/19/08 03:19 AM, MojoFilter wrote:

At 8/19/08 03:14 AM, JarrodK wrote: I'm confused. The Scorpion King was a prequel to the Mummy and this is the sequel to the prequel? Is this before or after the Scorpion King ended?

It's called "Scorpion King 2", but it's actually a prequel to Scorpion King

Scorpion King 2 -> Scorpion King -> Mummy -> Mummy 2 -> Mummy 3

It makes very little sense

I am laughing after this post, Scorpion King and Scorpion King 2 are in fact prequels to The Mummy Returns and the whole branched out tree makes very little sense indeed.

The Mummy > The Scorpion King 2> Scorpion King > The Mummy Returns > The Mummy 3

Makes you wonder, when is the next mummy confusion going to be, I hope soon I think there should be more branchs

At 8/19/08 06:16 AM, TomLaforce wrote:

At 8/19/08 05:59 AM, ghanes14 wrote: Sorry to hear that your brother is sick, maybe he'll be better so you can take the trip...

That really is a thrilling development in the conversation.

Thank you.

At 8/19/08 07:28 AM, friendly-bear wrote:

At 8/19/08 05:59 AM, ghanes14 wrote: Sorry to hear that your brother is sick, maybe he'll be better so you can take the trip...

please stfu u suck up.....

And what exactly is wrong with me replying that I hope he gets better for the trip? I personally don't think the cure is a blowjob as somebody said, and I don't think beating him with a brick will do much good either. So no thanks, but your post was very helpful too the conversation as well, thank you.

At 8/19/08 02:07 PM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 8/19/08 03:22 AM, Rokuro wrote: They are smelly, unattractive, revolting, wastes of space.

Why don't you fat people get less disgusting? It's not that hard. Go outside, you fucking slob.

screw you... im 250lbs... and im not any of the above, i go outside all the time, and i reide a bike to the PnR when im low on gas... but at least once a week... the PnR is like 3 miles out

What is PnR? 3 miles out, 6 miles round-trip on a bike, I don't think I would attempted that myself. It's been to hot, and I have the worst luck with bikes! Seriously I bought a brand new bike last spring, had it 1 week rode it 3 times and on the 4th time out I made it 3 or 4 blocks and the chain snapped in half while I was crossing the street...

I know a few people who are around the same weight and there's no way they could even come close to 3 miles let alone 6 total, keep it up :).

At 8/20/08 02:09 PM, MrFinland wrote: Oh the irony.

That is ironic...