I'm broke, and I am looking for jobs, but I need money as soon as possible, and it seems nobody is hiring me, do any of you guys have good ways to earn money quick?

Newgrounds is Tom's job, he's balling out the ass with money because of this site, what the fuck do you think he does during the day? Works at Wal-Mart? Shit no.

Honestly, I get high in my warehouse with my friends, and then I post on NG, (rarely)

At 11/13/09 11:13 AM, pr0ded wrote: nope, lies, you've learned of the k from the internet, newgrounds isnt the place for advice

Yeah it's the place for worthless cockbag fucks like you.

Yeah, grunge died, if you hadn't noticed, so did punk...

Metal changes because metal has a lot you can do with it.
Punk just doesn't.
Punk and Metal are also nothing alike.

At 10/28/09 05:35 PM, Fjobbi wrote: Well, I hate my life and want to die every single day, but ain't got the balls to kill myself

We can't say much or help any if we don't know what exactly is going on.
There are always some details and meaning behind our feelings, you may not even know it yet. It took Epicfail a while to figure it out for himself.

Let us know what's up, we'll be a bigger help if you do so.

Why can I not find it?

Zehn Klein Jagermeister!

When I graduated and Raisin Bran became my favorite cereal.

I usually make an angry face when I type "LOL".

At 9/10/09 10:32 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 9/10/09 10:31 PM, Gergaloth wrote:

At 9/10/09 10:26 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I've noticed that male teachers tend to want to be a little more chill, while women like to lay down the law. I don't quite understand why, but this year I have a female teacher that's an exception to this rule.

It's called penis envy!

Remember Gerg, "I envy your enormous penis." Yeah? Yeah, I remember that shit.

I do envy your gargantuan phallus! Really, you can knock Galactus out with that thing!

At 9/10/09 10:26 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I've noticed that male teachers tend to want to be a little more chill, while women like to lay down the law. I don't quite understand why, but this year I have a female teacher that's an exception to this rule.

It's called penis envy!

Medium eggs on chicken and shrimp flavored ramen, Champions meal!

9/10/09 10:17 PM, tom641 wrote:

HERE. you fools.

Wrong thread asshole!

He did good for his genre, I don't much care for him. He was wronged by humanity for turning him into a monster. Not a lot of people deserve what he went through and the shit said about him, but FUCK was it all funny!

At 9/10/09 09:06 PM, STEM wrote:

At 9/10/09 09:05 PM, Struggle wrote: Elaborate

The last thing you want is for a guy on LSD AND shrooms to elaborate on a subject, unless you want gibberish!

Bring on the jabberwocky gobbledigook!

I'm too busy laughing uncontrollably to comfort you.

I love the Onion!
It's not aliens playing music, it's the sound black jews make when they rub their cocks together...

Anything to be on tv, shameless! Disgusting! Get me these photos!

I like the 300 drinking game. Drink whenever someone dies and Get Fucked!

I like shaved girls, I like girls with a little hair, but a big burly bush is too much. Atleast trim it into a t-rex or something!

Looks more ^_____^ to me.

I am dumbfounded at the moment.

During my dream last night, I was talking to a person whom I do not know in reality, I remember telling that person that I was going to go to the store and buy some drinks.
The person looked at me in an odd way, and said, "Why would you do that? You have to get up in 10 minutes." I instantly awoke, and sure enough, when I looked at my clock, it was 6:05 AM.

How do dreams know these things? What are dreams? Are they really all just us imagining shit while we sleep? Or is it something else? Will we ever know?

At 9/10/09 09:20 AM, SilverTheHedgehog wrote: But, what if his reading this.

You're in luck, he is!

At 9/9/09 09:40 AM, llnuclearmuffins wrote: im looking for goldeneye, MM, ans SSB for n64
there hard to find, sept on ebay but me dont have credit card

i also need to go to play n trade to buy SNES controllers cause when i gave my brother a hundred dollars, of cource he betted on the SNES without controller

Any pawnshop should have these, they aren't rare games or anything, and were extremely popular. Call some pawnshops and see if they have any.

Queen is better.

I fuck my girlfriend and listen to music.

You are really fucked now man, don't you know what you have done?! Fuck... Shit dude... You just fucked up man, nice knowing you.

I am trying to learn to speak the wonderful and fantastic language we all would call, English. As you can see right now that my English is temporarily not very well, but I have mammoth sized hopes that some day I will be as fabulous and extraordinary at it, like you all.

At 9/10/09 12:10 AM, Loriborn25 wrote: I recently saw a Billy Mays commercial on TV for a car bluetooth headset thing, this months after his death, really man? Using his fame after he's dead to make money, makes me sad...

Try living with Epicfail and watching him when he sees people doing that with Kurt Cobain...