Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, shocked by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge mt. rushmore. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.