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At 2/22/05 05:11 PM, ShinobiMasterX wrote: Request a Dutch board and go speak dutch there.

WTF.

Are you really as stupid as what you just sounded?

At 2/22/05 05:05 PM, -Michael- wrote:
Have you seen the Saudi Arabian drama Kassak Ya Wattan?

Does it have an abundant amount of dick and fart jokes?

At 2/22/05 04:24 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 2/22/05 04:09 PM, red_skunk wrote: She wouldn't take $40m for a quick anal?

Don't know. I just think it would put a whole weird vibe in the relationship.

Ever seen the movie Chasing Amy?

This whole scenerio kinda reminds me of that flick . . .

Hastert, Speaker of the House

youtrippinondashroom?

sure, gimme

At 2/22/05 11:50 AM, metalhead676 wrote: your continent, canada is the biggest country in the wrold, u.s. is the 4 largest, it would actually beour continent you dumb fucker,

Such arrogance, you sure you aren't American?

At 2/22/05 12:18 PM, bitch_slap1 wrote: I found some in the fridge, and I'm hungry.... so how do you reheat them?

toaster oven is best, otherwise just microwave

At 2/22/05 11:53 AM, BazzMann wrote:
I just dropped my hat, mind if you bend over to pick it up?

*offers $20 and a bar of soap*

You know what to do ;)

At 2/21/05 09:43 PM, Z17 wrote:
Because their national animal is the beaver.

I mean really. What the fuck?

~Z~

Best. Point. Evar.

At 2/22/05 03:38 AM, TuRbanNatoR wrote:

At 2/22/05 03:37 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: Get off the fucking internet and do something about it.

Did you even read it........

Did you even comprehend what the fuck I just told you, daddy?

At 2/22/05 03:46 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: For the sake of sanity, I'm willing to be the majority

say* the majority

For the sake of sanity, I'm willing to be the majority of dipshits who're flaming on this thread haven't even read the article. Fucking read it in it's unabridged version here.

Yeah, he's generalizing. Look past that for a second. If you aren't willing to do that, just keep flaming like the fucking failure that you are.

Get off the fucking internet and do something about it.

At 2/22/05 03:20 AM, Snozzwang wrote: Yeah, but conservatives are bo-ring. You need to chill out and take some LSD. Fascist.

I'll stick with weed, schrooms, salvia and beer, thank you very much.

At 2/21/05 09:30 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote:
And that's the only other reason? Jesus-fucking-Christ! Most of Canada's land area is made up of frozen wastes anyway. Does it really matter if Canada's land area is larger just because of those uninhabited regions?

It makes their pen0r seem ridiculously large. We need an ungodly powerufl military to accomplish that, while all they have to do is sit there with a large landmass. WTF? Wouldn't you wanna kick their ass too?

At 2/21/05 09:18 PM, NotYouZ wrote: WTF is "pop"? What the hell? Just the thought of that word makes me flinch. I demand legislation to remove the soft drink meaning of "pop" from all dictionaries. Any person calling soda by that name shall be instantly put to death without any questions.

Ack! A breadbasketeer1!! You and your funny sounding southern accents (I alliterated, literally) can take your "soda" and move to. . . somewhere else! Dammit.

Soda. Yuck. It rhymes with Yoda. . . a little green guy. Do you wanna think of a little green guy when you're gettin your drink on? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyit.

I <3 Canadia

At 2/21/05 08:44 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote: I really want to know if you hate Canada for any other reason other than the fact that it's left-wing.

I actually love Canadians more than my fellow Americans. Well, at least some fellow Americans. Like the ones who call pop "soda".

I mean, WTF is that shit>? It's pop, call it pop you bastards.

I guess the only real thing I hold against canadians is their inability to share their abundant stock of pale, yet attractive, women.

I hate Canadian customs. Those bastards wasted all the fish we caught by laying them out in the sun while trying to determine the length with their hands, and not the freaking tape we offered. Fuckers.

Let's not forget this sig-with-a-statement!

At 2/21/05 07:38 PM, -Anthony- wrote:

At 2/21/05 06:54 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: oo oo , i know! Rich people aren't stupid.

The kids of rich people are.

The kids of rich people can be*

At 2/21/05 07:03 PM, Dan_Panic wrote: Its not an illicit substance, but its a drug all the same. Hmmm...I'm almost out, too.

Praise to the Crown.

Props to Miller High Life also, my drunk of the moment

At 2/21/05 06:49 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote:
So you think that those people were not authentic. Personally, I'm not sure if they're authentic or not. I don't see any proof that points either way.

oo oo , i know! Rich people aren't stupid.

At 2/21/05 06:38 PM, CaptBrick wrote:

At 2/21/05 06:36 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: Wouldn't it be logical to apply critical reading skills to these documents, or just digest them as they are, biased and all?

??????????? Why must you confuse me with your 'words', it hurts my brain.

I don't know if i make teh sense right now, i'm getting drunbkj.

At 2/21/05 06:38 PM, The_FUNK wrote: Nitrous oxide is awesome.

Of course, so it tetrahydrocannabinol.

THC for you novice stoners out there.

Wouldn't it be logical to apply critical reading skills to these documents, or just digest them as they are, biased and all?

At 2/21/05 06:29 PM, Maus wrote: What's a Dobio?

The searchbar is your friend ;)

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=175246&page=2

At 2/21/05 06:05 PM, Vince50 wrote:

At 2/21/05 04:56 PM, Canadian-Bacon wrote: is far superior than actually going out with someone.

No Maintenance Fees
No Possesiveness
Still the same amount of sex.

I totally agree. I have one of those..

You shouldn't be screwing at 14 as it is.

heh. . . betcha can't find me!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 2/21/05 05:21 PM, Vagiclean wrote: I wish I had a freind with benefits. Oh wait sorry I already have 2 girlfreinds BOOYAH! High 5 anyone?

You know they probably have three other boyfriends, right?

At 2/21/05 05:13 PM, -Anthony- wrote: I'm for them because I see killing a random person on something as vague as race or sex or some other stupid demographic, requires a certain type of heartlessness that should be considered an aggrivation.

That's where the catch comes in. The only way to truly judge whether a person had that certain type of heartlessness while committing the crime would be to look at the exact characteristics: brutality, specific premeditation and criminal history.

There are already steeper penalties for crimes that have these attributes.

At 2/21/05 05:06 PM, OVlez wrote: A friend of mine's girlfriend just broke up with him about three weeks ago and now they're friends with benefits...... and I'm extremely jealous. >:(

Ha. Too bad for them. Unless they plan on getting back together seriously in the future, they're doing nothing but fucking over their prospects for future relationships.