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I got a call from zellers, I have a job interview tomorrow. Good so far.

A day of course, I've spent weeks alone travelling around canada with nothing but a backpack with gear to survive. No phone, laptop or anything like that. When I'm at home in the city I need technology, like come on I'm a WoW addict. But if I was to be out in an amish community for a day it would be easy. Technology isn't that great, books are good too.

This isn't a hoax, luke is doing good, if any mods want to lock this go for it.

I'm cut, I gives no fuck! I've never actually wiped my dick head.

At 9/14/11 01:58 PM, Allaire wrote: Ban the OP for false information that got all these people in a panic!

How do you get confused as to whether your best friend got killed or not?

I don't particulary like EpicFail but I would never wish death on anyone, so get better soon.

Ban me? This was an honest mistake... I honestly believed luke was dead, I didn't mean this to be such a huge mistake. Luke is alive, I am extremely happy, I'll be going to visit him in the hospital today.

I've worked at an Arby's and a McDonalds before, I have to say I prefer Arby's by far. Easy work, slack, usually not to busy, not as busy as McDonalds at least. I'm in the market for work as well, going to apply at some more places tomorrow.

At 9/13/11 11:37 PM, HighWay wrote: He was on MSN an hour ago. I guess heaven has wifi.

He has a brother and a dad he lives with. He's passed away, they could have checked his stuff out and that's why you saw him. Police could have been looking at it as well, I don't know how to explain it but I'm sure there is an explanation. I'm not psychic.

At 9/13/11 11:31 PM, Joshsouza wrote: Well, if things like this continues, then ED will be actually taken down for realz soon D:

Oh god, not ED!

I've done stuff like this, I COULD HAVE GONE TO JAIL?!?!?!?!?!

At 9/13/11 10:44 PM, sweet21 wrote: His name is Luke Oliver?

That it was.

Girl! Internet? What the hell is this nonsense?

I like evenings the best, anytime is good though.

At 9/13/11 10:37 PM, Irrelephant wrote: he just posted here like 4 hours ago

He died at around 6:30 PM central time.

I am serious, this is shocking and unexpected but unfortunately true.

I as a good friend of EpicFail aka Luke, regret to inform you that luke passed away earlier today. He was out driving his bike and was struck by a SUV and died from the impact to the cement. I'm extremely grief struck and my heart goes out to his family and friends. I know newgrounds was a big part of lukes life as well as his music, now we have to remember him as the funny and nice guy he was.

RIP Luke 'Epicfail' Oliver

April 7th 1994-September 13th 2011

Use this thread to post any memory's or stories you have.

A few weeks at the most.

Marijuana is a sweet sweet plant.

I'm an assman myself.

Memento is overrated.

Probably going to suck, he's mediocre at best.

Just smoking my bedtime bowl, this ones for you guys!

Stick nerf darts in my asshole.

Ever jerk off with shampoo?

To the sounds of children screaming.

Have you heard about American Airlines new promotion?
They will fly you from the airport straight to your office!

Good job, I've been trying to get people to eat shit since I was a kid.

Nothing like a good blowjob...

Are you in a special class for retards, with a retarded teacher.

Nice try.

At 9/10/11 12:51 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 9/10/11 12:50 PM, Suprememessage wrote: lost? When you believe your goal is unreachable? When the result is bad instead of good like intended? When your goal really IS unreachable?

When I'm dead.

Beat me to it, bastard.