Can't say I've ever been banned for a bad reason, but I was kicked from a Steam chat room for being too sexy. Everyone was in voice chat and they said I had a sexy voice, so I started singing I'm Too Sexy and got kicked after the word shirt.

Any Monster Hunter character. It takes a man to run underneath a dragon that is easily over 100 times your size with a hammer and start bashing it.

At 11/6/09 03:44 AM, superstatguy wrote:

At 11/6/09 02:45 AM, MAYORMCHEESE wrote: toad had a game, wario's woods

daisy is in a game too, hot hentai p*ssy vol 53

The problem is that her character in that game is revealed to have a part of her body that can become hard and long..........

Are you implying that there's something wrong with that?

You know, if you use Chrome nothing can be downloaded to your computer unless you hit a download button and confirm it.

I would help you if
1) you knew how the hell to put words together to make sentences
2) you gave an example of what you need done
3) Excel actually had some sort of way to compile and build code

Unfortunately, none of these requirements were met.

At 11/1/09 08:09 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Watch this instead.

Assassin's Creed, more like, Ass Ass In Creed.

At 11/1/09 06:10 PM, 95688kage wrote:

At 11/1/09 06:05 PM, Falonefal wrote:

At 11/1/09 06:03 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: 15k for the cup with testicles.

I bid 10000k of Zimbabwean Dollars!

8million Yen, hai!

8,000,000 yen is still $80,000. 1,000,000 Zimbabweans is incredibly small though. Z$669,000,000,000 = $1

At 11/1/09 02:17 AM, BloodPact wrote: That's cause Halloween IS Christian in origin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samhain

At 10/30/09 06:52 PM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote:

At 10/30/09 06:47 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: so i wonder if they did a rape kit on the 8 year old girl?

she got busted up by two 3 inch wieners. hahaha

Your one sick puppy. FYI 4inch is the average size for an adult, so unless they were hung like ron jeremy, probably more like 1-2 inches.

My penis was 4 inches when I was 12. Unless I'm freakishly large, your assumptions are incorrect.

At 10/31/09 12:22 AM, Dmabster wrote:

At 10/30/09 10:53 PM, EverReady2Kill wrote:

At 10/30/09 10:53 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: I haven't watched The Nightmare Before Christmas lately, so I don't recall if this is a reference to it.

It's not. Not even close.

BLOCKHEAD GUYS

His head isn't even square.

Well if you hold off a while on selling the Wii, you can get Monster Hunter Tri when it comes out. It's a great series and a reason to keep it.

At 10/25/09 06:32 PM, Rabid-Animals wrote: Most likely, what you saw were European Starlings. How do I know? 1. I'm guessing and 2. They're everywhere.

These are an invasive species. They're aggressive and will destroy other birds' nests to lay their own eggs or hang out. Seriously. Sometimes they'll just kick a bird out of its nest because they feel like it. They reproduce quite quickly and they spread disease when there's a high concentration of them in an enclosed area.

I wrote a report on these bastards last year.

Alternatively, crows start their migration around this time of year and Pennsylvania is on their route.

At 10/23/09 03:54 PM, Falonefal wrote:

At 10/23/09 03:42 PM, PabMo wrote: He sent me an e-mail too. Except it's private. So no sharing.

No, that was me writing you to wash my armpits, not Al Gore, I just use Al Gore as a pseudonym.

Your name is Reg Ola too?!?

At 10/20/09 02:06 PM, Jonas wrote: When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

When I was about 11 or 12. I was checking various Final Fantasy flashes and found Newgrounds/

What do you most enjoy about the site?

I enjoy the forums the most.

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

I would add a post preview button.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

I'd like to have the !, ?, and lightbulb thread mood icons back.

Yo
dawg,
how
ya
doin?
I'm
just
chillin'
here,
listenin'
to
J-rock
and
shit.

At 10/18/09 04:46 PM, johnnylasso wrote: okay for those jump-on-guys: english is not my motherlanguage and i dont live in a place where people talk english.

That's not an excuse for not having understandable English. Either become fluent or get off of Newgrounds.

If I can get the materials in time, I'm gonna make a Kut-Ku mask and wear it with a suit. If not, oh well.

At 10/5/09 09:55 PM, scetch00 wrote: Umm yes the game has been released. It's called Monster Hunter Tri. Well in Japan anyway.

Yeah, but why in the world would you import something that is definitely coming to NA? I import games all the time, but only Japan-only titles. In other news, who else uses Hunting Horns in Freedom Unite? I've come to love them because of the recital ability. I've become good at fighting with the recital ability active, which means I can use Health Rec while fighting, which is useful. It doesn't go over too well when fighting bigger monsters like Congalala and Giadrome, but it works wonderfully against smaller monsters like Giaprey, Velociprey, and Bullfango.

At 10/6/09 03:15 PM, HollowGrave wrote:

At 10/6/09 03:13 PM, Upyourface wrote:

At 10/6/09 02:15 PM, HollowGrave wrote:

At 10/6/09 02:14 PM, mako129 wrote: kissass.

Not my fault this is the best flash/art/music site. >.>

Best flash, yes. Art, no. Music, no.
The art and music are good but they are by no means the best.

The music is, underground-wise.
Same as the art, but sites like DeviantArt do pose fierce competition.

Fuck Newgrounds and fuck DeviantArt. I go to Danbooru and Pixiv for all of my imagery needs.

At 10/4/09 12:01 PM, Snatah wrote:

At 10/4/09 11:22 AM, ParadoxVenom wrote: I sure as hell wouldn't mind it at all. Tamagotchi's were better back in the day.

man, me and my sis were hooked on that.
shame i let mine die 100% of the time...

Tamagochi were shit in America because no one got the portmanteau. It would be much better if you understood why the hell you were watching something in an egg.

I also forgot to mention, I like to have IOSYS flash in actual .swf format rather than watching it on youtube or listening to .mp3s. And the guy doesn't claim it's his, either.

Because I doubt that IOSYS really gives a shit as to whether a site that is largely ignorant of Touhou puts their flash up or not. They don't seem to do much when it gets on to nicovideo or youtube either.

1 minute to find the right frame in Beat Angel Escalayer, 5 minutes to cut it into the proper proportions, 3 minutes to lay out where the text goes and 2 hours to figure out a color that's visible on 3 shades of purple.

A mouse.

If the Holocaust never happened. Seriously, if it never did, my ancestors wouldn't have fled Germany and I would never have been born. Thank you Hitler. You made me possible.

At 9/28/09 08:12 PM, JKMonkey wrote:

At 9/28/09 04:01 PM, GenericName54 wrote: No, there won't be any explicit scenes of Cloud ripping Tifa's clothes off and raping him with a dick as big as his sword

^^ then why even bother making a thread entitled Final Fantasy Rape?

Because "Final Fantasy, now with characters from a game that puts emphasis on rape, death, and the occult!" sounded weird.

Ever heard The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter? Yeah, didn't work out too well.

If I stopped time, the space and air around me would be frozen, so I'd suffocate and wouldn't be able to move. If I were to slow it too much, I wouldn't get enough oxygen at once, and if I were to speed up too much I'd choke. So unless you throw in spatial control along with the package, it'd kind of suck.

At 9/28/09 06:00 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Every god damn anime shit looks similar. Are you kidding me?

Because having the same hair color, shirt, skirt, and an incredibly similar hairstyle is completely unavoidable. They even have the exact same thigh-highs, with a single white stripe near the top. Yes, it can be a coincidence, but try looking at the comparisons next time.

At 9/28/09 04:51 PM, WackyAnimation wrote: The real question is can she still grow a penis?

She never actually grew a penis in the game. Only in New Testament.

At 9/28/09 05:07 PM, SeanJoystick wrote: considering the main character actually gets raped in a brothel in ff7 who cares

Actually, it was an almost rape.