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Response to: Left or right handed? Posted April 27th, 2011 in General

ambidexterous.

Response to: Bill nye the science guy Posted April 25th, 2011 in General

At 4/25/11 04:42 PM, llnickevelyll wrote: My little cousin did'nt know who bill nye the science guy was.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?
!?!

Response to: Retro-Words Posted April 24th, 2011 in General

Totally tubular thread...

Response to: new ideas for a gum flavor Posted April 24th, 2011 in General

At 4/24/11 12:01 AM, Chando wrote: I'd like a gum that starts out like tomato soup that you can feel running down your throat. Then it tastes like roast beef that I can actually chew. And finally like huge spoonfuls of blueberry pie.

Damn you.

I was gonna say that.
Response to: Dehydration Posted April 22nd, 2011 in General

At 4/22/11 03:46 PM, Dean wrote:
At 4/22/11 03:32 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Scottish people + sun = death. Count your lucky stars you're still with us.
I think I'm on the verge of death. It feels like there's a little person inside my head kicking my skull. Drinking more water doesn't seem to help either.

Then why the hell are you on newgrounds? Get to the hospital!

dumbass.
Response to: Loss of my Innocence Posted April 21st, 2011 in General

At 4/21/11 06:02 PM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: When she asks me to show her my "tits"
my tits.
tits

You're fat.

Response to: Justin Bieber Knife Assault? Posted April 21st, 2011 in General

At 4/21/11 06:26 PM, yeahihateyoutoo wrote: I have a small dick.

Oh, we know.

Response to: 420? Posted April 21st, 2011 in General

At 4/21/11 06:30 PM, Dromedary wrote:
At 4/21/11 06:30 PM, pirogpod wrote:
At 4/21/11 06:29 PM, Dromedary wrote: It's 204, idiot!
where the hell are you getting 204
20th of the 4th
Not 4th of the 20th
204

I'm guessing you're british...

Response to: Looky What I Found Posted April 21st, 2011 in General

I remember those ads. MUCH better than the ones they have now.

Also, I want that goddamn bear.
Response to: Another thread about a crap life Posted April 20th, 2011 in General

Cool story, bro.

Another thread about a crap life

Response to: would you kill yourself if... Posted April 20th, 2011 in General

At 4/20/11 11:16 AM, SlayerX3 wrote: I'd kill her not me.

I can have another kids and hope for a son next time.

I was gonna say this. Or I'd just hit her many times over the head with something.

Response to: I lost a "friend" today Posted April 20th, 2011 in General

You have a small penis.

Response to: April 20th! Know what that means? Posted April 20th, 2011 in General

I'll give you a subscription to a porn site.

Any requests?
Response to: Unique Bands Posted April 17th, 2011 in General

This band is great, I love listening to it.

Response to: Insulting someone's mom is stupid Posted April 17th, 2011 in General

At 4/17/11 02:53 AM, AldusValor wrote: Yeah, yeah, new here. But I saw this and just knew it was worth reading.

There's a certain charm to "yo momma" jokes that just make them...classic..

Classic? The only thing classic about them is when you punch the guy who told it in the face.

Response to: Insulting someone's mom is stupid Posted April 17th, 2011 in General

I'd say "Your mom sucks my dick LOL", but I respect you too much.

Favorite Pornstar (maybe Nsfw) Posted April 17th, 2011 in General

So, what is your favorite pornstar? I added the NSFW because I know you all too well.

Response to: Looky what im making! suggest vids Posted April 16th, 2011 in General

Meh. Put Rick Astley, Justin Bieber and Rebecca Whatever in there, and you'll like the reactions.

Response to: Commit to doing something today! Posted April 16th, 2011 in General

At 4/16/11 07:23 PM, 1916 wrote: I'll commit to suicide.

Damnit, you stole my answer.

Response to: What did you do over spring break? Posted April 15th, 2011 in General

I have work, I don't take "spring breaks"

Response to: Cereals that need a comeback Posted April 15th, 2011 in General

At 4/15/11 11:09 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: Captain Crunch. Fuck you Obama for taking this from us.

What did Obama screw up this time?

Response to: Do kids still enjoy... Posted April 15th, 2011 in General

At 4/15/11 07:08 AM, Scarface wrote: I enjoy some comic books, and I enjoy 90's movies and video games, but don't be one of those condescending "OLDER IS BETTER, TODAY'S SOCIETY IS STUPID AND THE THINGS THEY LIKE ARE ALL STUPID BECAUSE THOSE AREN'T THE THINGS THAT I LIKE" people. Every generation has good things and bad things about it.

Nope, this generation is all bad.

Lesbians Posted April 14th, 2011 in General

Opinions?

Watch there be pics of lesbians. :D
Response to: What's your bench? Posted April 13th, 2011 in General

At 4/13/11 10:43 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: The one in the park, and you stay the hell off it.

Oops, I sat on that bench yesterday...

Please don't kill me.
Response to: Its My Porn Night! Posted April 13th, 2011 in General

At 4/13/11 10:37 PM, maxninja234 wrote:
At 4/13/11 10:35 PM, Boss wrote: oh thas cool look up thick and black on pornhub theres this hot bitch suckin on some D
I was just on but I watched some lesbian crap!

Don't hate on lesbians, they are sexy.

Response to: I had to watch the sex ed video. Posted April 13th, 2011 in General

At 4/13/11 07:13 PM, maxninja234 wrote: Today in class our health class had to watch this stupid video about vaginas...it was cruely embarresing

Gay fucker, it'll be the only pussy you'll se in you're entire life.

Response to: Don't you hate sex day at school? Posted April 13th, 2011 in General

Meh, I got paired with a girl with big tits.

I was happy. :3
Response to: My Mom and I are getting guns Posted April 13th, 2011 in General

Meh, get a Mossberg 500 and you'll be fine.

Response to: I hate "girlfriend" Posted April 13th, 2011 in General

At 4/13/11 01:06 PM, Celx-Requin wrote:
At 4/13/11 01:05 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: "Fuck-buddy" is clearly a more mature and accurate expression. I say we make it the phrase of choice instead of "girlfriend".
I concur...

Very well put, good man.