Monster Racer Rush
Select between 5 monster racers, upgrade your monster skill and win the competition!
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3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsAt 4/25/11 04:42 PM, llnickevelyll wrote: My little cousin did'nt know who bill nye the science guy was.
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?
!?!
At 4/24/11 12:01 AM, Chando wrote: I'd like a gum that starts out like tomato soup that you can feel running down your throat. Then it tastes like roast beef that I can actually chew. And finally like huge spoonfuls of blueberry pie.
Damn you.
I was gonna say that.
At 4/22/11 03:46 PM, Dean wrote:At 4/22/11 03:32 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Scottish people + sun = death. Count your lucky stars you're still with us.I think I'm on the verge of death. It feels like there's a little person inside my head kicking my skull. Drinking more water doesn't seem to help either.
Then why the hell are you on newgrounds? Get to the hospital!
dumbass.
At 4/21/11 06:02 PM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: When she asks me to show her my "tits"
my tits.
tits
You're fat.
At 4/21/11 06:26 PM, yeahihateyoutoo wrote: I have a small dick.
Oh, we know.
At 4/21/11 06:30 PM, Dromedary wrote:At 4/21/11 06:30 PM, pirogpod wrote:20th of the 4thAt 4/21/11 06:29 PM, Dromedary wrote: It's 204, idiot!where the hell are you getting 204
Not 4th of the 20th
204
I'm guessing you're british...
I remember those ads. MUCH better than the ones they have now.
Also, I want that goddamn bear.
At 4/20/11 11:16 AM, SlayerX3 wrote: I'd kill her not me.
I can have another kids and hope for a son next time.
I was gonna say this. Or I'd just hit her many times over the head with something.
I'll give you a subscription to a porn site.
Any requests?
At 4/17/11 02:53 AM, AldusValor wrote: Yeah, yeah, new here. But I saw this and just knew it was worth reading.
There's a certain charm to "yo momma" jokes that just make them...classic..
Classic? The only thing classic about them is when you punch the guy who told it in the face.
I'd say "Your mom sucks my dick LOL", but I respect you too much.
So, what is your favorite pornstar? I added the NSFW because I know you all too well.
Meh. Put Rick Astley, Justin Bieber and Rebecca Whatever in there, and you'll like the reactions.
At 4/16/11 07:23 PM, 1916 wrote: I'll commit to suicide.
Damnit, you stole my answer.
I have work, I don't take "spring breaks"
At 4/15/11 11:09 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: Captain Crunch. Fuck you Obama for taking this from us.
What did Obama screw up this time?
At 4/15/11 07:08 AM, Scarface wrote: I enjoy some comic books, and I enjoy 90's movies and video games, but don't be one of those condescending "OLDER IS BETTER, TODAY'S SOCIETY IS STUPID AND THE THINGS THEY LIKE ARE ALL STUPID BECAUSE THOSE AREN'T THE THINGS THAT I LIKE" people. Every generation has good things and bad things about it.
Nope, this generation is all bad.
At 4/13/11 10:43 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: The one in the park, and you stay the hell off it.
Oops, I sat on that bench yesterday...
Please don't kill me.
At 4/13/11 10:37 PM, maxninja234 wrote:At 4/13/11 10:35 PM, Boss wrote: oh thas cool look up thick and black on pornhub theres this hot bitch suckin on some DI was just on but I watched some lesbian crap!
Don't hate on lesbians, they are sexy.
At 4/13/11 07:13 PM, maxninja234 wrote: Today in class our health class had to watch this stupid video about vaginas...it was cruely embarresing
Gay fucker, it'll be the only pussy you'll se in you're entire life.
Meh, I got paired with a girl with big tits.
I was happy. :3
Meh, get a Mossberg 500 and you'll be fine.
At 4/13/11 01:06 PM, Celx-Requin wrote:At 4/13/11 01:05 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: "Fuck-buddy" is clearly a more mature and accurate expression. I say we make it the phrase of choice instead of "girlfriend".I concur...
Very well put, good man.