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360 Forum Posts by "General-Idiot"

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Response to: Favorite California City? Posted July 16th, 2011 in General

None of them, they all suck.

Response to: Closest you've ever came to dying? Posted July 15th, 2011 in General

I was electrocuted by my TV when I tried to make a DIY sex toy with it.

Response to: What do you do with your hair? Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

Nothing.

Response to: What Zodiac Sign do you have? Posted July 12th, 2011 in General

Scorpio.

Response to: Living in a movie/show? Posted July 8th, 2011 in General

Porn. :3

Oh come on guys, you knew it was coming.
Response to: Huge Fucking Cravings. Posted July 8th, 2011 in General
At 7/8/11 02:22 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: A job.

a blowjob?

OT: I'm craving more cowbell.

Response to: What size shoe do you wear? Posted July 7th, 2011 in General

Size 11.

Response to: Upon turning 18... Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

Dicky McPenis

Response to: Favorite Beer?! Posted June 20th, 2011 in General

It must contain alcohol.

Response to: How much money do you have? Posted June 19th, 2011 in General

$18 and $5 in the bank

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Response to: Sex Trafficking Posted June 16th, 2011 in General
At 6/16/11 02:41 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Bullshit

Age/Gender: 18, Male

Yeah, right.

Obvious horny teenager living in his parents bedroom is obvious.
Response to: Woman Beats Kittens With Bat Posted June 15th, 2011 in General
At 6/14/11 06:40 PM, LucasJC wrote:
humans can contribute to the world
How? By destroying it? That's not contributing, that's just fucking stupid!

Then please enlighten me on how cats contribute to the world in any way.

Response to: Kidney stone shards in my dick Posted June 14th, 2011 in General

Really, Jerking off would probably be a good idea, because, the semen would be more likely to catch the stone fragments, unlike piss, as it's gooey, and, you'll have the satisfaction of jerking the pain away.

On a side note, it would make an excellent conversation starter "So, I jacked off and my kidney stone came out!"
Response to: Replace love with anal sex Posted June 13th, 2011 in General

I'll post a song when I find a song that contains love in it, that hasn't been used in this thread.

Response to: Dubstep Posted June 13th, 2011 in General
At 6/13/11 04:17 PM, Snuff wrote: It's awful and shouldn't exist.

This...

Response to: New Yorkers are Idiots Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

Stupid Americans.

Response to: Hot Dog Toppings Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

Mustard, Cheese, Chilli, and onions...

Damn, I'm hungry now.
Response to: Need username changed for legal Posted June 11th, 2011 in General
At 6/11/11 05:42 AM, LemmaSoft wrote: My new account is GhostWriterNext

...Really? I mean, seriously? What a shitty name.

Response to: The Three B's Posted June 11th, 2011 in General
At 6/10/11 10:46 PM, Feared4Power wrote: Beer, Boobs, and Bills

Fixed, for ovbious reasons.

Response to: Nickname my Pokemon Posted June 9th, 2011 in General

Name one "Penis" and one General-Idiot

You all knew that someone was gonna say Penis.
Response to: Google guitar Posted June 9th, 2011 in General

I personally think mine is about the best on here. http://goo.gl/doodle/NxQK

Response to: Ever been walked in on? Posted June 7th, 2011 in General
At 6/7/11 01:51 AM, SexualEmo wrote: My parents havent caught me fapping but my dad has walked in when I am playing with a dildo.

He was cool with it though.

Your dad was fine with you using a dildo on yourself... your dad is gay too, isn't he.

Response to: Gasymedia malware on Newgrounds? Posted June 6th, 2011 in General

I have that on Chrome also, but I'm using Firefox currently.

Response to: Youre in the room... Posted June 6th, 2011 in General

I walk out the doorway, or the other door.

Response to: I saw something totally messed up.. Posted June 6th, 2011 in General

What!?!?!?!?!

Response to: A female clone Posted June 6th, 2011 in General
At 6/6/11 03:48 AM, Squidbit wrote: Well I'd still probably fuck her, just cause I'd like to fuck anything that has a vagina and is human. But I wouldn't be proud of myself.
Okay I would be proud of myself, but I wouldn't tell anyone.

This pretty much.

Response to: Favorite porn star... Posted June 6th, 2011 in General
At 6/6/11 03:00 AM, SexualEmo wrote:
At 6/6/11 02:58 AM, Scare-face-101 wrote:
Porn is art? Bullshit!

It's a form of photography, and photography is are, fuckface. Go back to slitting your wrists you emo prick.

Response to: Masturbation World Record Posted June 5th, 2011 in General
At 6/5/11 08:25 AM, 1916 wrote:
At 6/5/11 08:11 AM, General-Idiot wrote: I once masturbated 9 or 10 times in one day. It burned like hell, and my wrist was sore.
It's never hurt when I masturbated, no matter how many times I did it.

It usually doesn't for me either, but it did that time. I have no idea why.

Response to: Should I Keep my Job? Posted June 5th, 2011 in General
At 6/5/11 05:30 AM, phrozonfire wrote:
He gets paid double.

For doing the same job.

The guy probably sucks the bosses dick during lunch breaks or something.

Response to: Masturbation World Record Posted June 5th, 2011 in General

I once masturbated 9 or 10 times in one day. It burned like hell, and my wrist was sore.

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