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His real name is Daniel Handler.

He lied to us.

Thanks for the spell check and info everyone.

An AK-47? That's it? How boring :(

I heard it in Hot Fuzz, and it's some sort of gun, I tired to search Wikipedia and Google, for it and all i get is the British rapper.

Could someone happen give me a pic, info, or definition of one or a link that has it?

I'd be grateful.

:-D

I don't think anything is quite as awesome as that.

At 11/25/08 04:02 PM, CBP wrote:

Am I the only one who is getting this here? The Creation story is a metaphor. If you are a Christian you believe God created the Universe and everything in it. That does not mean that you have to believe it happened just like in the Bible. Here is a theory that I think might make Christians happy and able to accept evolution as scientific fact.(except for Dingothedog, since he just hates evolution.)
1. God exists.
2. God makes the big bang.
3. Over several billions of years, galaxies and solar systems form.
4. God somehow starts off evolution.
5. Several species evolve, some of them dinosaurs.
6. Comet hits Earth and kills most species.
7. The predecessor of humans walks on land.
8. Some of these go into jungles and places like that, some go elsewhere.
9. This one species evolves into two based on the different needs of the population.
10. Humans develop religion.
11. God makes himself known.
12. Judaism, and then Christianity becomes dominant.
13. Darwin finds evidence of evolution.
14. For some reason, even though he at first remains Christian (he became agnostic after his kid died) Christians deny his findings, and declare him a heretic.
15. We argue about it for 100 years, even though both ideas are compatible.
Evolution is a fact, and there is no doubt among intelligent people about it.

Hey a person, puts his own mind in and actually creates logic? Imagine that. Thank you for actually explaining what most Christians actually believe. LOOK Not all CHristians are fucking crazy bible-beating psychopaths. JUST THE EVANGELICALS. You want to bash a christan group? BASH THEM.

Evangelicals.... they're fucking crazy.

Im a 15 year old who is ready to go on a killing spree if Sony does not release Playstation Home in the next two weeks.

I'm commin for YOU Phil.

A DRAWING TABLET?

I knew Cabletopas had a secret from drawing so hardcore. And i thought it was all mouse skill.

At 11/7/08 09:43 PM, salyzar17 wrote:

P.S. I am straight

What? That doesn't... -wait, WHY?

For the record, my friends brother put his mind to being a video game developer, and guess what? He got the job. Suck it, emo bitch, you can do anything if you set your mind to it, and follow through, and keep on trying. Except for training a monkey to smoke a cigar, while riding a bike, falling out of an airplane, shooting an Uzi, now THAT would be badass.

Besides, who cares if anyone remembers you, if your family, and sons, and grandsons remember you, they will remember, and you will live on. Unless they are like you and accept the fact they are a good for nothing shit in life, no one ever truly dies. They will live on.

Thats my philosphy, and i could care less if you thought otherwise.

At 11/2/08 08:23 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Thats pretty bad.

I had to take an emergency dump in a bunch of damp dry bushes on the side of a sidewalk once and then wipe my ass with the foliage

Eff Zekey, i think that one beats mine, and you only used one sentence.

It was November first (Or yesterday as most people would call it) and i was searching through Newgrounds. I was in a rather pissy mood becuase my girlfriend was supposed to come over but she couldn't becuase of a previous engagment. But I felt a little better, becuase we were having a little bonfire, with all our friends in the back yard.

Suddenly I was hit with a thirst for a soda, so i looked in the fridge, none. I thought i would just walk down to the store, it was right down the street, and get one. Then i thought of the conditions outside. Two days ago there was a freak snow storm and we got 5 inches (Upstate New Yorker, it happens in October -_-) right before Halloween, while most of it had melted it was still bitter, bitter cold outside. My craving for something fizzy overpowered my doubts, so i grabbed my wallet and went anyway.

I walked to the store, short walk, and looked at the selection and decided to get a MD. I waited in line. Suddenly it felt like a snake was flowing down my intestines and trying to escape my anus. It hurt like hell and the burning sensation was getting worse and worse by the second.

What did I eat? I thought to myself. Then it hit me, i went to "Amigo's" for lunch, a mex-tex local resturaunt that serves all kinds of spicy food. My family ordered the wing platter, and i enjoyed it with unknowing taste buds.

The pressure was pushing and pushing, it was almost unbearable. Then duh I thought to myself, just use the store bathroom. I went to it and tried to open the door, locked of course. So i waited, and waited, and waited. About 10 minutes went by and the pain and pressure was inhuman. Still no one came out.

I thought quickly, im going to lose it all on the floor right here if i diddn't do something. Home I thought. It was hardly a quarter mile away. And im a pretty fast kid, plus football season just got over so i was in pretty good shape. No line left at the counter, i paid for my Dew and started running. I thought if i could keep my mind on the running and not the pain i could hold it for longer. I was wrong.

I was losing drops of shit by the second, and an deep ambition inside me forbade me from completely shitting my pants. I ran faster and faster. Out of breath, tired, i saw the home stretch from my drive way, i could picture my nice clean toilet sitting there, waiting for me with an open crap head. Not losing any momentum i ran into my drive way, then it happened. The small indent of my driveway that is going into the road was filled with wet snow, melting from the past afternoon sun, still not frozen from the night. My Converse All-Stars, (which has no traction at all) hit it and i slipped and lost balance.

I tired to stay up for a few steps but it was inevitable. I fell on to my hard driveway and I destroyed my pants. The disgusting brown diarrhea flew out of my anus and everywhere in my underwear. It moved pass my underhere and soaked my jeans, now covered in hot steaming shit. And it HURT. It felt like someone took a whole thing of icy hot and rubbed it all inside and around my asshole. My pants were completely ruined.

My dew bottle fell out of my hands and (shooken up by my running) bust it's cap and poured on my driveway, ruined. My glasses landed about 7 feet in front of me, hopefully not broken, but of course they were. I took of my pants and tried not to get shit on the driveway, wiping what i did get on away with left over snow.

I walked in the back sneak around from my parents so they woudln't know and i forgot about the bonfire. 2 guests were already here including my brother and parents in the sam area. They saw me and were shocked and awed by the fifteen year old in his underwear half covered in shit. I explained the story (LIKE I COULD LIE) and they laughed so hard tears came running from thier eyes. The story will be imprinted in thier mind forever.

That night i give a whole load of laundry to my pants, but i threw my pair of underwear into the bonfire. All that pain and misery all the have my Dew gone, Glasses Broken (Blind Now), and embarrased beyond comprehension, I was in shambles for the rest of the night.

So this is the moral of the story my Newground comrades:

WAIT for the person inside the bathroom, even if you think you can make it, WAIT FOR THE GUY INSIDE THE BATHROOM.

I am GenArmegeddon, and this is my story.

P.S. The Snow melted on my driveway sunday :afternoon :( there's still some on my lawn if you want proof.

At 11/1/08 01:02 AM, TheWolfe wrote: What is the BEST and WORST candy?

Let the candy wars, begin.

Starbursts, done, game over.

A lot of the southern states, and upstate NY. Trust me, i live there :(.

Happy Halloween friend. Sadly though, this post should belong in the video game forums, since, ya know, it's about video games. :)

Have a great halloween and be careful of rapists, like in "Fucking Kids" flash that is really fucking creepy.

Kindergarden...

i was paid a penny.

At 10/26/08 09:16 PM, CashClock wrote:

Or France...No wait, WTF did I just say?!?!

OMFG YOU DIDDNT.....

Shit dude, Britian and American combined wouldn't be as bad as living.... THERE.

At 10/26/08 09:11 PM, CowBoyKyle wrote: Only for high levels..

http://z0r.de/?id=193

This was posted like, 2 hours ago dude. Come on...

At 10/26/08 06:22 PM, Steve3377 wrote: Fuck off.
We complain because people don't even recognize our sufferings. Half the economy goes out to foreign countries "in need" when millions in the US work for minimum wage 13 hours a day to feed families at home. Sure, other countries deserve recognition and help, I'm not saying they don't.
But I feel we need a little help other than being abandoned by our higher-ups.

I get what you saying dude... but i think most people would agree that

Starving Dying African Child > A family that can at least somewhat afford to keep going.

Wouldn't you agree?

At 10/26/08 05:22 PM, xports wrote:

At 10/26/08 05:09 PM, WritingPad wrote: We live in a rip off state, where the lazy and stupid are the main benefactors. We have a national mentality where nothing is ever our fault and there is always somebody to clean up whatever mess you make. It doesn't work, young people no longer feel that laws apply anymore and if you work hard for a living all your income is taken from you in taxes, which is then given to drunk chavs too lazy to work.

You just described America. Hope you're not looking for anything better when you come over here.

Okay so let me ge this straight...

America = Suckage

England = Suckage

therefore

America = England

so...

Anything that is, came from, or was once was part of England = Suckage

huh...

RAMBUTANS R THE BESTEST.

At 10/26/08 03:48 PM, Lazyfeet wrote:
I'm not even going to begin to wonder why you need these pictures. Fetishes just keep getting odder.

0_o

WOW, picturing it like that is quite gross.

I remember seeing a picture of this fruit, (i would show you guys a pic, but im not even sure what they are called)

They look like a mix of strawberries and cherries and they have really long hairs on the outside of them.

Can anyone send me a pic or at least tell me a name of what these are... if you know them.

Old news and, oh so boring to hear his again.

Deal with it.

At 10/24/08 06:15 PM, infernocpf wrote:
that was in July 2007...its been over a year...

Oh yes, becuase a country can gain 200,000,000 people in a year. No. Kidding. Sarcasm.

also if you read what i replyed to thats not the point he made...he said country size...not poplulation but thanks for agreeing russia is better! ^_^

Don't be dumb, in your statement you were implying that russia had more people and they are all smarter then americans. And in now way shape or form did i say russia was better, they are all assholes, at least America is not trying to invade and gain land on a unsespecting country. While i agree most russian scientists and average lifestyle is smarter then america, that doesn't make them better, in fact in some cases it can make them worse.

At 10/24/08 06:04 PM, Ehwaz003 wrote: But what if there are people who do it without knowing better? Not everybody knows the health risks concerned with it, especially not when they are having a good time at a party...
That doesn't mean that they are dumb, just bad or not informed, nothing more, nothing less.

And it's ecstasy

Thank god they call it ecstasy cuase Methylenedioxymethamphetamine is quite the mouthful.

At 10/24/08 06:06 PM, infernocpf wrote:
one country....one word.....russia.....much larger....much smarter....much better

Russia Population: 141,377,752

America Population: 301,139,947

more Size =/= more people

All right, off the main point here but can i just say something,

It is TRULY POSSIBLE, to beleive in the bible, without being a complete ignorant douchebag.

Can we just agree on this, becuase it really bothers me when some people point at one person and completly bash what i believe in becuase of him/her.

At 10/16/08 03:21 PM, MrCongeniality wrote:
moron, I'm 21 fucking years old.

I was talking about when you were.

I don't care if your an atheist

If you don't care then why the hell are you posting?

Religion is a total mindfuck.

thats why... intolerance.

OMG! These people are so anal about this one cartoon! Imagine if they went to the Forums??? Jesus, it would be fucking huge!!

I agree, with his idea of the corrupt rating system, Tom putting shit up on the front page, the ad's and the unesscessary inappropriate shit.