At 6/16/07 12:24 AM, galatea1 wrote: Please excuse the jerks. They're just jealous that you are having sex and they aren't.

Congratulations! I wish the two of you many years of happiness!!!

I would rather masturbate than fuck that.

I feel sorry for the guys dick if she's on top. I feel sorry for the woman when he's on top.

Enjoy the AIDS

At 6/15/07 05:14 PM, Senri wrote: What? Go watch SlingBlade. That's a good movie.

Don't talk to that boy like that mhm.

I thought you were happy. Guess not D:

He's not pulling something out, he's scratching his ass.

Remember As I turned on My radio?

I sleep in the dark you little pussy

Seth loves bacon.

Is it good?

bump

bump

Ok, getting sleepy but thats ok.

Maybe, put a bag over head.

At 6/12/07 02:06 PM, Sir-Fobos wrote:

At 6/12/07 02:04 PM, Unlockable wrote: You are ruled by a lousy dumbass . . . . :
~~~~FUCK YOU AMERICA!!!!!!!~~~~

i belive i speak for the rest of america when i say: BLOW ME!

thank you and have a good day

I love being blowed.

Forever

At 6/12/07 01:45 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: The Internet is a secret society of males, and some females discovered it because SOME MALES TALKED. >:|

Goddamnt Capn.

At 6/9/07 07:45 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 6/9/07 07:42 PM, Gein wrote: ITS SO HARD, I AM SORRY. Which one is better, hmm. Battle to the death I say

Magikarp, I choose you!

I am adding Zen to it too.

At 6/9/07 07:45 PM, Underoath797 wrote:

At 6/9/07 07:44 PM, skatin-andy wrote: Read the last post in the topic. It gives you all the information you want.

In the future, PM the mod that locked it.

They were real answers first of and second "The Sex Guru" will live on forever! If you think the answers were not real then next time mabye I will make some shorter answers with misspellings and forget a few words to make it sound more like one of you other NGers. How 'bout that?

Both of you The Used and Underoath are emo bands. And the mod who locked it was right, COPY AND PASTED IT

At 6/9/07 07:44 PM, skatin-andy wrote: Read the last post in the topic. It gives you all the information you want.

In the future, PM the mod that locked it.

Whoever locked it is probably a dick

At 6/9/07 07:41 PM, Grind29 wrote:

At 6/9/07 07:39 PM, Gein wrote: ALREADY BEEN DONE

UR GAY

Use proper grammar retard

You are a faggot

At 6/9/07 07:39 PM, KemCab wrote:

At 6/9/07 07:29 PM, Gein wrote:

At 6/9/07 07:26 PM, RacistBassist wrote: RacistBassist. He is so funny and sexy

NO FUCK KEMCAB I LOVE YOU

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME

p

ITS SO HARD, I AM SORRY. Which one is better, hmm. Battle to the death I say

ALREADY BEEN DONE

At 6/9/07 07:31 PM, yodd wrote: Have forced sex with him.

Rape

At 6/9/07 07:23 PM, TrantaLocked wrote: This is the FUNNIEST commercial i have EVER seen in my life!!!

Berries and Cream (Starberst Commercial)

BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM

At 6/9/07 07:26 PM, RacistBassist wrote: RacistBassist. He is so funny and sexy

NO FUCK KEMCAB I LOVE YOU

At 6/9/07 07:23 PM, KemCab wrote: Ctrl+F, "kemcab"

"Logged in as KemCab."

Finished searching the document.

(

YOU

MY PENIS GOT HURT!

At 5/7/07 04:38 PM, <deleted> wrote: I hear you call a bathroom a restroom?

LOL