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haha i dont need to pay anyone but he'd feel guilty about cheating even if it was all for her.

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But who really gives a shit

At 1/13/09 03:58 AM, esko-man wrote:

Hmm, sounds like he better learn to use his dick then. You have to admit, if the sex were good she probably wouldn't give half a shit about the lying, as long as it kept up.

problem is that now he can't exactly practice. To practice sex, you NEED to actually be having it. It's like combat training, there is no adequate simulation, only insignificant tips and techniques that you may or may not use in the field.

CHO SEUNG HUI MY BOIIIII

N*gga went out in STYLE

At 1/13/09 03:50 AM, esko-man wrote:

At 1/13/09 03:46 AM, geforce7800GT wrote:

But then what's he to make of this "no more sex" request?

That's what I'm left wondering. Even if the normal sex beyond hands and oral sucks I think it'd be more pleasurable than none. Maybe it's legitimate, and if that's his reasoning for feeling like she doesn't care how he feels, he needs to wise up a little. Sounds like he's making a bigger deal out of it than he needs to. He should just give it time and whatever happens happens. If the sex isn't good and they're still going to be pleasuring one another, he shouldn't miss it too much.

He misses the ego boost of knowing that he's fucking his woman. He's kind of a wannabee alpha-male type who needs that kind of thing.

I get sudden urges to violently murder hookers with my soft, semen-coated cock

At 1/13/09 03:41 AM, esko-man wrote:

At 1/13/09 03:38 AM, geforce7800GT wrote:

he does suck at sex, he's told me that. He says he gets her off in other ways.

Lol, not sure it works like that. But he should definitely build up some technique if that's the case.

as in fingers + oral, He's just no good with his dick. He even says both she and he get more satisfaction out of mutual hand and oral stimulation than actual sex, which apparently neither of them are too good at. But then what's he to make of this "no more sex" request?

At 1/13/09 03:35 AM, esko-man wrote:

At 1/13/09 03:24 AM, geforce7800GT wrote:

But my friend feels emasculated, like she doesn't care about how he feels anymore.

I'm not sure I could see that being a logical reason for your friend to feel bad about this. If anything, I could see why he might feel as if she's using the guilty conscience as a lie because he sucks at sex... I think if I believed a girlfriend was telling me that, I'd feel rotten inside.

he does suck at sex, he's told me that. He says he gets her off in other ways.

I originally thought that she did this because he sucked at sex, except for the fact that they lost their virginities to each other though.

At 1/13/09 03:27 AM, Shawn wrote:

At 1/13/09 03:24 AM, geforce7800GT wrote:

At 1/13/09 03:21 AM, Jezuz wrote: I wouldn't give a fuck. Sex is an after thought for me in most situations.

But my friend feels emasculated, like she doesn't care about how he feels anymore.

For fuck sakes just because he can't have sex for now it means she doesn't care about his feelings? More like he fucking doesn't care about her feelings for being such an asshole because he can't have sex.

except they've kind of been having sex since they started dating. He has to travel from boston to new york to see her. He does EVERYTHING for this girl, he's completely in love with her. Hell, I'd feel used as fuck if I did all this for a girl who just suddenly decided she wasn't going to fuck me anymore.

Welcome to 5 years ago, now stop posting because i think your time would be better spent shaving my balls with your teeth.

At 1/13/09 03:21 AM, Jezuz wrote: I wouldn't give a fuck. Sex is an after thought for me in most situations.

But my friend feels emasculated, like she doesn't care about how he feels anymore.

At 1/12/09 09:16 PM, cesarin wrote: That is stupid like we fucking care.

Best possible response.

Hey boy what's that in your mouth

"I'm busy. you're ugly. have a nice day."
"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
"Guy's have feelings too but like... who cares?"
"I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them"
"All stressed out and no one to choke."
"I can go from zero to bitch in 3.6 seconds."
"I'm not just a bitch. I'm THE bitch. And that's Ms. Bitch to you!"
"I'm multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time."

Those, my friend, are the greatest shirts in history.

hey, hey, hey, hey little fella! Huh? what's that ya got there?

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaat?

suck my dick

I mean, FUCK, he fucked her and established a pretty good sex regimen only to have her take it away. I'd be pissed as fuck.

So my friend made the genius decision to start dating a rather observant catholic girl. He convinced her to have sex with him and they did it a fair number of times, but then this girl started having a crisis of conscience and told him that she didn't want to have sex anymore because she couldn't stand to lie to her (practically a nun) mother. But anything else sexualwise was ok. He said he didnt mind because the actual sex itself wasnt that great anyway.

How bruised would our ego be if your girlfriend told you this?

Would you break up with her if you were him?

BE AN HERO

ignore that last comment. if your boss is attending, that's a whole nother story.

wow, I really hate you holier-than-though moral-mongering douchecunts. PROTIP: no one respects it.

At 1/12/09 06:17 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 1/12/09 05:50 AM, geforce7800GT wrote: you guys realize how much these allegations of me lying are feeding my ego? Hell I cant believe it either.

Your profile says you are 22. Either that is a lie or I say again you are pathetic. Does that solve your ego-feeding problem? : )

lol im rly only 18

At 1/12/09 05:57 AM, GODISNOWHERE wrote: That's nothing. I've licked whipped cream off my gf's pussy.

real fucking original

you guys realize how much these allegations of me lying are feeding my ego? Hell I cant believe it either.

lol I couldn't make this shit up

I'm 100% serious about this

today my girl came over and my mom was out of town, so I decided to fire up our jacuzzi tub. ;)

anyway, she decides she's hungry so I order a pizza. The pizza guy gets there right as the water fill up, so we decide to eat in the hot tub. She's fine as hell so I'm like "you look delicious. I want to eat this pizza off your body." She laughs at me and tells me I'm funny, so I tell her I'm not kidding, She has her boobs above water, so I said fuck it, when will I have this opurtunity again? so I take a slice, slap it over her boobs, and proceed to suck melted cheese and tomato sauce off of her breasts, cleaning her off with my tongue. And she never tried to stop me.

I do believe i just won at life. kthxzbi

Woah that songs actually fucking awesome.

Which of these two would you choose and why?

1. Quiet, Asian musician. Very smart, very nice, but shy, and wants your cock inside of her. The problem is that her face is pretty ugly. Her body is typical asian girl body type, but her face is kind of beat. She's almost attractive but not really.

2. Attractive, happy, optimistic filipina/white girl with great tits. But she's EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY catholic, she works at a church as a nun's assistant and reads bible on sundays. She will NOT have sex or give head until she is married.

Who to go with?

At 5/19/08 04:52 PM, xXMajuniorXx wrote: ITT: People that think relationships are worth their time.

Also, click here for what might be a useful insight into the female's mind.

My god I wish I had seen that article years ago.

At 5/19/08 04:30 PM, blahblahblahblah wrote:

At 5/19/08 04:22 PM, geforce7800GT wrote:

At 5/19/08 04:19 PM, blahblahblahblah wrote: Mabey you should be less of a complete loser.

At least I dont project my insecurities on other people.

Mabey they don't like you because your a nerd.

You don't know me, you can't pass that kind of judgement. I have a life, I play in a band, I'm going to a good college next year, and yes, I have had a handful of sexual experiences. I am not, however, great at talking to girls or particularly good looking. So, while I know myself and happen to be in tune with my problems, you just seem to want to expand your metaphorical e-penis by teasing someone like me and using your time to put down someone you've never met who seems like easy prey. Well guess what asshole, I made this thread here for self improvement and for a real discussion, not so some jackoff can call me a loser to feel better about himself. You obviously have some issues, maybe you can talk about them here. But I've taken alot of shit in my life and I don't have much of a tolerance for it. So either say something constructive or get the fuck out.

At 5/19/08 04:25 PM, super-sense wrote:

2, because #1 is just patronizing. It's better if they're just blunt.

Thank you. I think you hit the nail on the head there.

Has anyone even read the post?