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At 6/24/09 10:42 PM, Acid wrote: You probably dont believe me now, but you will later.

He will have to one way or another. It's not like he will be sobbing about this forever anyway ;).

At 6/24/09 10:37 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: But, you know, it's hard to tell. Maybe the OP is just angsty; there's no way for us to know. Jumping to conclusions, however, isn't wise.

Well, considering that he is 13 and that his hormones are running wild at that age, being angsty is probably the case for him.

At 6/24/09 10:20 PM, HAHABUSBOY wrote:

:and then I would burn the 100,000$ for a Klondike Bar.

Fucking genius. Why the hell didn't I think of that first?

At 6/24/09 10:30 PM, Bigbaddragon wrote:

At 6/24/09 10:22 PM, Jerkapotamus wrote:

That's why you're called angsty. You'll look back on it in a couple of years and realize you were full of crap. By that time you'll be using the L word when you want sex, if you aren't already.

I can like enough to respect her wishes not to have sex.

But you were with her for only 2 months, and besides, you're 13. 90% of girls are flat at 13, lol wtf dude.

At 6/24/09 10:30 PM, thelittleemo wrote:

At 6/24/09 10:29 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: The film is being done like Beowulf, so it isn't actually him, it's a cgi version of him.

Well that's no fun, now is it?

No, it's not at all, unfortunately.

The fucking Death Star.

Just take it easy for a while, I guess? Not much else you can do.

Dude, that looks like a fucking horror movie front.

At 6/24/09 10:23 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: "Clean language is a sign of intelligence."
So, just because a mentally retarded 4 year old can't say anything, but only screams, he's intelligent? In my opinion, McKay is just a butthurt teen with nothing to do but bitch at others about words.

Basically yeah, you can be someone who lives a life without bad words and still be dumb as a limp dick, to be honest. This guy doesn't make any fucking sense.

At 6/24/09 10:13 PM, Krypto-Diapers wrote:

At 6/24/09 10:11 PM, smeagol1 wrote: HOW DARE I WEAR THIS GOD DAMN TEESHIRT IN FRONT OF YOUR GOD DAMN KIDS!!!.

Seriously, Was this kid like beat as a child to do such a think.

Brainwashed by his religious guardians. He is a victim, in a way, but now he's old enough to snap out of it if he wanted to.

Kill it.

I don't think he will snap out of it unless someone shoves their fist up his ASS.

At 6/24/09 09:59 PM, oddballs wrote: Also, Utilitarianism would require us to be vegetarians and be charitable to the point of starvation.

Well, the probability of a person filling both of these at the same time. Considering the number of greedy people in the world there are, I highly doubt people will be giving away their fortunes just to appear as "moral". On the other hand, it is must easier to be vegetarian than it is to give away your life savings.

Your mom's vagina.

(Sorry I had to say it first)

At 6/24/09 10:06 PM, CowBoyEmo wrote: Go die emo faggot

That's a very blunt and offensive way to put it. I believe a more diplomatic answer would have sufficed.

At 6/24/09 10:00 PM, cast wrote: Yeah yeah yeah shut up.

from 1999 lol old school.

At 6/24/09 09:57 PM, whitewolfer wrote: I don't bother with 4chan, especially after the childporn incident.

Care to provide a citation?

Oh and to reply to the topic, I think most of what is said is true but very brief. Either way, 4chan isn't going up anymore, it's only going downhill from here.

At 6/24/09 09:55 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Here's the problem, you're 13 and are abusing the entire concept of LOVE and making a teenage angsty mockery of it.

Basically what TheTrooper5 said. At the end of the day, you're only 13. You have nowhere near close to an idea of what love is about.

I'm sorry to hear about that, I hope everything works out in the end. It's a really tragic story all this, what was wrong with your aunt?

At 6/24/09 09:37 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: They are often less stupid.

They can have more knowledge about things, yes... But they can still be total tools with street smart which is generally the case for the average book worm.

No dude, no. Never again. If there is anything left from your manhood, please pick it up and walk away.

Yep, happy birthday. Enjoy 18 while it lasts ;).

That's fucking hilarious. Thumbs up for that find, I favorited it.

Quite possibly one of the dumbest clubs ever made. I've heard some pretty ridiculous clubs before but this one tops it off. I quite frankly hope they never get any further than they are now.

At 6/24/09 04:11 PM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 6/24/09 04:09 PM, Piss wrote: Take up a fucking hobby.

Jacking off is a pretty good Fucking Hobby..

kekekeke

Nah but you can only do it every hour or so and if you put it into overdrive... Your dick hurts after a while.

At 6/24/09 04:08 PM, tornarrow wrote:

At 6/24/09 04:07 PM, GearShifter wrote: Wow, so much hate and drama happening. I'm just gonna stay out of all this.

nobody wants your noob ass here anyways

Does anyone else see the irony in that?

Go for a jog, work out or maybe even call up a friend. Frankly, you can even go for a bike ride if you are really THAT bored.

If you want to screw up your lungs, yeah you should go for it.

Wow, so much hate and drama happening. I'm just gonna stay out of all this.

Well, I wouldn't be surprised if they sold you spam meat. Do they do that as well?

At 6/24/09 02:06 PM, NeonGoldfish wrote: lol the carpenter might have made that for his girl. I would clean that shit off before you give to anyone first.

As a dildo? I can't imagine how many splinters she would get if she was to use whatever that thing is.

I don't think anyone has disagreed so far. Oh and I too think she is very attractive.