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Topic: Are collarbones in women, sexy?

Posted: 10/17/09 10:09 PM

Forum: General

Are collarbones sexy, or are they sickening?
What do you guys think.

Are collarbones in women, sexy?


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Topic: Who wants a Google Voice invite?

Posted: 10/17/09 04:55 PM

Forum: General

I got 3 invites I can give away.
Who wants it?

Write a 3 sentence minimum story of why you should deserve it, and I will pick the top three entries.

Who wants a Google Voice invite?


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Topic: Do you dance while showering?

Posted: 10/10/09 08:48 PM

Forum: General

At 10/10/09 08:46 PM, slingshot14 wrote: I do a little upper body shaking but not much with my feet.

Upper body shaking....lol.
For some reason reading that made me laugh.


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Topic: Do you dance while showering?

Posted: 10/10/09 08:46 PM

Forum: General

At 10/10/09 08:44 PM, Evark wrote: How big is your shower? I'm typically showering in a tub/shower and there's not even enough room to groove there.

I sing in the shower on occasion, but that's about it. Usually I'm all business.

It's pretty huge.
It's in the shape of a circle.
Diameter is about 20 ft?


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Winking

Topic: Do you dance while showering?

Posted: 10/10/09 08:43 PM

Forum: General

Do you dance while showering?
If so, tell of your dance moves and what kind of music you dance to.

For me, I like to listen to Michael Jackson.
I squeeze some shampoo onto the shower floor, and once slippery enough, I do a moonwalk.


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Topic: Ng Los Angeles Meet-up 09'

Posted: 10/07/09 12:32 AM

Forum: General

Cancelled due to low turnout.
Sorry guys.

Ng Los Angeles Meet-up 09'


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Topic: Newgrounders invade Jay Leno show.

Posted: 10/07/09 12:30 AM

Forum: General

At 10/7/09 12:23 AM, Piss wrote: make a shout out to paul c. of timmins ontario canada my boy.

I will say that with Newgrounds.

At 10/7/09 12:25 AM, Stoicish wrote: Keep shouting stuff until you get kicked out.

I wanna see you make nation news dude.

They will probably just cut out the segment where I interrupt and life will continue on as if nothing happened.

At 10/7/09 12:26 AM, manonthemoon516 wrote: Just to clarify, you mean the Wednesday next week right?

I'll be watching. Hopefully you will be heard.

Correct, next week. Not tomorrow.

At 10/7/09 12:26 AM, Evark wrote: Say something funny instead. "LETTERMAN LAYS HIS CAST, CONAN'S HEAD BROKE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE RECENTLY?!

Genius, but that will probably get me kicked out. LOL


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Topic: Just Got a Credit Card!

Posted: 10/07/09 12:24 AM

Forum: General

Buy some shit from Newgrounds.


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Topic: Newgrounders invade Jay Leno show.

Posted: 10/07/09 12:21 AM

Forum: General

You guys watch his show next Wednesday.
I'm going to shout out NEWGROUNDS! repeatedly, while the audience claps and cheers upon Jay entering. Any other requests?

ACTUAL E-MAIL RECEIVED

CONGRATULATIONS! In response to your ticket request to attend a live taping of The Jay Leno Show, we are pleased to confirm the above reservation. Please read all of the following information:

1.Presentation of this letter as well as photo ID matching the above name are required to claim your tickets. Tickets are non-transferable.

2.The Jay Leno Show tapes on the NBC Burbank lot in Studio 11, located just off the 134 freeway. The pedestrian entrance is on Bob Hope Drive or east side of our studio facilities. Street parking in the area is limited but can be found on surrounding side streets such as Bob Hope and Riverside Drive. A paid parking option is located on California street underneath the Clear Channel building. All members of your party must be present to check in. Please note that we admit the audience on a first-come, first-serve basis, and therefore no ticket or reservation guarantees admission. Please be advised that taping schedules are subject to change, possibly without notice. Should we need to change the taping time or date, we will contact you via this email address and/or the phone number you provided. Please keep your eye out for any emails from us!

3. No one under the age of 16 will be admitted. Photo I.D. with birth date is required for all guests. Ticket holders must comply with all security procedures.

4.Please do not bring unnecessary baggage or electronic devices: including cameras, backpacks and large shopping bags. Small purses are permitted.

5.All tickets are complimentary and may not be sold or auctioned without the permission of The Jay Leno Show. The Jay Leno Show and NBC Universal reserve the right to revoke any ticket believed to have been purchased or sold. Any ticket may be revoked at any time at the discretion of show personnel.

6.To cancel your tickets please forward this email (which includes all of your information) to LenoTickets@nbc.com with CANCELLATION in the subject heading.

We are excited you're coming! Thank you for wanting to be a part of The Jay Leno Show.

This email is computer-generated; Please do not reply. Instead, email any questions to LenoTickets@nbc.com. Be sure to include QUESTION in the subject heading.


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Topic: What do you use to wash your face?

Posted: 09/25/09 01:13 PM

Forum: General

It seems most people just use soap and water.
I guess simplicity just can't be beat.


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Topic: What do you do when taking a shit?

Posted: 09/25/09 01:08 PM

Forum: General

When you sit at the toilet taking a shit, what do you do to pass the time?
For me, I check my e-mails on my blackberry.


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 09/22/09 03:06 AM

Forum: General

Old room has no mods, and order needs to be pounded down.
Fucking spammers are ruining it again.

Come on in Guys.


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Topic: Internet sensations, why?

Posted: 09/20/09 04:55 PM

Forum: General

I don't even understand myself sometimes, but what is is about these internet sensations that has me so captivated that I play them over and over?

Seriously, why are they so amusing? What is it about these simple things that allows it to be an internet sensation? Why?

Example 1
Example 2

Let us figure out why we like such crap.


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Topic: Atheists are just as bad.

Posted: 09/18/09 12:36 AM

Forum: General

At 9/18/09 12:34 AM, PsychoticMind wrote:
The world would be a much better place if people kept an open mind.

That should have been my ending sentence.
You are totally right.


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Topic: Atheists are just as bad.

Posted: 09/18/09 12:31 AM

Forum: General

At 9/18/09 12:29 AM, 0gg-the-Gnome wrote:
At 9/18/09 12:28 AM, GATOONA wrote: Perhaps if you two actually read what I posted, your comments would be different.
La la la, no one cares, keep it in your head, stopping future shit, la la la, shit no one cares about.

Ahhh, ignorance. Such an amazing behavior to laugh at.


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Topic: Atheists are just as bad.

Posted: 09/18/09 12:28 AM

Forum: General

At 9/18/09 12:26 AM, 0gg-the-Gnome wrote: Shut the fuck up.
At 9/18/09 12:26 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Both beliefs have their wacko followers and logical, normal followers. The whole of each group can't be judged by one subgroup.

Perhaps if you two actually read what I posted, your comments would be different.


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Topic: Atheists are just as bad.

Posted: 09/18/09 12:25 AM

Forum: General

For me, I stand between the borders of religion and Atheism. I'm quite undecided on which side to join, but open to both sides, and upon being neutral, I have noticed that Atheists are just as bad Christians. This is not a statement to all Atheists and Christians, just a speculation from my analysis.

Christians love to attack those who do not share their views. They always seem to find that they are the right ones and that everyone else is wrong. Truly an ignorant way of thinking, but a majority of Christians tend to have this viewpoint. I was raised as a Christian, so at one point in my life I shared this view.

Now, Atheists these days seem to be the same way. They like to agitate Christians by constantly bashing the beliefs in Christianity, and come out saying that they are only questioning the views. But clearly, questioning someone's beliefs, whether fact of fiction is a bother to for the person being asked. And I find that most Atheists who question Christians, only do so to try and stump them. Trying to force the Christian to give up their views by exposing the flaws and stupidity of the belief. Of course, finding the belief stupid and flawed is an opinion.

Christianity is by no means explainable through evidence and hard facts. It is a belief system, that can't really be proven false or true for now. Whether someone chooses to believe, it's highly up to them. So who are Atheists to bash down someone's belief? The same goes for Christians, who are they to bash another religion?

In conclusion, Atheism and Religion are both part of the Human culture. In a sociobiology point of view, they are both Social behaviors that have importance in our society. There is no reason to condemn one another, as it only leads to the aggravation of the other. By no means is one better than the other. For Atheism and Christianity are both things you choose to believe in.


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Topic: Find a bald man or ... woman.

Posted: 09/15/09 08:22 PM

Forum: General

At 9/15/09 10:34 AM, Armslock wrote: Damn this is easy!

I've been searching in Japan for one, but haven't even come close.
If anyone can capture a bald man in Japan, then they fucking rock.


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Topic: Find a bald man or ... woman.

Posted: 09/15/09 01:19 AM

Forum: General

Start Here
Find a bald man and capture them with the Prt Scr.

========================================
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My first catch of the day.

Find a bald man or ... woman.


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Topic: Only in LA can this happen.

Posted: 09/14/09 08:47 PM

Forum: General

He was in this exact TRASH CAN.
Guys, why the fuck would I lie?

Only in LA can this happen.


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Topic: Only in LA can this happen.

Posted: 09/14/09 08:38 PM

Forum: General

*This happened today at about 3:00PM Pacific Time

Upon arriving at my stop, I got off the bus to transfer to a train.
I was walking to the train station when I saw a man that appeared to be sleeping in a trash can.
To help you visualize, he was facing the sky, his butt was inside the trash can, and his back was hunched over so his body can fit inside this small round public trash can. He looked old, fragile, and it was obvious that he was homeless.

As I walked past him, others stared at him and simple walked on by.
Something inside my guts told me that man wasn't alive. I didn't know why, but just the sight of a man stuffed inside a trash can, sleeping or not, seemed weird to me.

I went back to the trash can, and tapped the man on his shoulders. I asked, "Excuse, me sir, are you all right?" People stared at me as if I was crazy. The man didn't respond. At this point, I tapped the man once more, but this time on the head and asked him again, "Are you all right sir?" No answer. At this point, I knew something was wrong with the man.

I immediately took out my cell-phone and called 911.

In less than 5 minutes, the ambulance and police arrived. The police man came up to me and asked, "How long was he here?" I replied that I did not know. The police man went over to the man and asked, "Sir, are you OK? Can you please open your eyes for us?" At this point the police man radioed in and the paramedics went over to the man and took him out and laid him on the ground. They opened his eyes, checked his pulse, and stared talking to the police man. I knew the man was dead, and so did they. At this point, a huge crowd formed a circle over us. The man was taken inside the ambulance and the ambulance rushed forwards. Then more police cars entered the scene and a bigger crowd formed. They questioned me some more, and told me they would call me if they had any more questions. I left and headed to catch my train. Inside the station, just nearly 200 ft away from the scene where the old homeless man was found dead inside the trash can, ABC was filming a TV show.


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Topic: Best fucking burgers.

Posted: 09/13/09 07:17 PM

Forum: General

Just had a Wendy's spicy bacon burger.
It was pretty awesome.
Ranked up into my top 10.

Best fucking burgers.


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Topic: Best fucking burgers.

Posted: 09/13/09 12:42 AM

Forum: General

At 9/13/09 12:40 AM, Yukin wrote: this thread should be changed to the WORST FUCKING BURGERS

*sigh*
another angry person who is hated by everyone,
so comes here to piss everyone off.


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Topic: Most disgusting thing you ate.

Posted: 09/13/09 12:41 AM

Forum: General

At 9/13/09 12:39 AM, Rallard wrote: I've had octopus too, wasn't bad.

Worst was meatloaf at a neighbors when I was a kid. It was liquid meat basically, I almost puked like three times.

MEATLOAF ANYONE?

Most disgusting thing you ate.


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Topic: Most disgusting thing you ate.

Posted: 09/13/09 12:38 AM

Forum: General

What is the most disgusting thing you've eaten?
I don't know if anyone can top this, but I ate raw octopus tentacles that still moved about.
Horrible thing was I felt the suction cups grasping onto the roof of my mouth.

The taste was bland too.

Most disgusting thing you ate.


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Topic: What You're Sitting On May Be Fatal

Posted: 09/13/09 12:31 AM

Forum: General

I want to see the boy's facial expression the moment it happened.
I picture something like this:

What You're Sitting On May Be Fatal


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Topic: Could you survive in the loony bin?

Posted: 09/13/09 12:21 AM

Forum: General

I would just sleep the whole time
wake up and walk out richer.


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Topic: Your favourite type of Cheese

Posted: 09/13/09 12:19 AM

Forum: General

American.
Because it's my duty as a citizen of this great nation.

Your favourite type of Cheese


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Topic: Best fucking burgers.

Posted: 09/13/09 12:17 AM

Forum: General

Oh, and how can I forget Tom's fucking chili burgers in California.
This thread is getting me hungry.

those saying my burgers look disgusting, man up.

Best fucking burgers.


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Topic: Best fucking burgers.

Posted: 09/13/09 12:14 AM

Forum: General

At 9/13/09 12:11 AM, ForkStorm wrote: Fuddruckers
Several Different states and towns. I'm just going to go with Austin, Texas.
They're huge, delicious, and they have a small bar for you to add your own fixin's and such.
No fuck ups with your order here. You just get a nice slabe of cow meat on a bun with some potato wedges.

Your right. Their inferno burger with jalapenos is fucking AWESOME!


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