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I name my character in online FPS-games something like "& raped a small child" so when you get killed by an opponent "you killed & raped a small child" pops up on their screen.

I've played UT 2K4 at my friends and I bought UT3. I think it has to little weapons but the design of weapons and PowerUps is WAY BETTER then UT 2K4. Also UT 2K4 had these gamemodes called Assualt and something with Double in its name (i dunno), wich are replaced by Warfare. I really dislike Warfare, though, it gravelly sucks ass

Somehow this does not seem scientifically correct to me. Maybe it's because I don't get it completly: The fifth demension applies only to beings that have a conscience and therefor the ability to choose. So the fifth demension doesn't apply to objects that don't have this ability and because of this the demensions aren't universal. Am I right about this?

You know there are 3 different people int this world: Pussies, dicks and assholes. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Get shot

Wow that's geyh

At 12/27/07 02:54 PM, poorsniper wrote: Maybe he got a girlfriend

Yeah right. he's probably on a jerking off right now

You can upload any .swf file on to NG. But I suggest you put your comic in an art thread or something cuz if I see something non-animated I'll blam it

I had the same problem with Microsoft Office. Just keep on trying and trying. (I had to install it 4 times before the progressbar increased)

At 12/28/07 10:28 AM, flarpking wrote: are you supposed 2 draw each frame diff if u do it fbf?

Yes

how many fps should there be?

Don't do a high frame rate like 30 fps thats way to hard for fbf. I suggest you take something between 16 and 20 fps. 24 fps is smooth and the human eye can only see up to 60 fps.

if u hav any other stick tips, feel free 2 tell me. i'm open ears

stickmen are overdone, but you can make the torso of the stickmen an oval rather then using a line. (it adds some other element to it that doesn't make it suck so much)

Yay! Cuddly microbes! I don't need that site to get herpes though

Tuberculosis maybe? Anyway you're fucked go to the hospital.

You want to kill yourself but you're afraid of the pain?Anyone who sais this doesn't really want to die. So keep on living and writing shitpost about your emo self, coward!

What is wrong with people thinking that being gay is right? Conservatist asshole

Lulz!

But now to answer you're question: at the looks of yourt- bodymass you'll probalbly need 5 crates of beer to get you drunk or 4 bottles of whiskey

:No seriously

Give me the settings you want and I'll trace it for you. (Oh, you did first select the picture on the stage and then tried tracing it, did you?). Somehow my computer can't trace at highest details -.-

Very original. I've never seen stickfigures get killed before

Sarcasm is the sneering, sly, jesting, or mocking of a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound - stating the opposite of the intended meaning, e.g. using "that's fantastic" to mean "that's awful".

- Wikipedia

My PC. I love my computer, in fact it made me geyh. (not rly)

I sometimes have this problem too. But it doesn't bug me cuz it practically never occurs

I have Vista and ther's no problem installing it. Pleas specify the error so I can help you

At 12/24/07 05:40 PM, chocolate-penguin wrote: I'm bisexual and to be totally honest I can't stand it. I like hate myself for it.

Sometimes I want to castrate myself for it. And it seems like every day I become just a little gayer.

Fucking fuck >=[

Just relax and be yourself. I mean nowadays noone except for retards and assholes will look at you in a bad way if you're gay. (or this is atleast the case were I come from)

Can you make her stand straight up instead of bowing/looking down. Make her head titlt a little more backwards. That should improve her stance alot ^^

NOES! I liked the first one better! RTS is overdone!

When you select a movieclip that is on your stage with your mouse, the Property Window will open at the bottom of the screen, in the properties you type the Instance Name in the textbox (under Instance behavior: button, movieclip or graphic) that sais <Instance Name>.

lots of agnry faics!!!! 2 hours well spent

Thanks for the info on the file extension, and I know how Swift works ^^. I know there must be someone on NG who knows a site for free models. C'mon, guys!

Does anyone know where I can find free Swift 3D models? I also don't know what kind of 3D files you can import in Swift 3D.

I'm not really animating something but I just want to see how good models are made. So if anyone knows a good site for free 3D models please tell me.

At 12/17/07 03:49 PM, scr4ppy wrote:

At 12/17/07 02:38 PM, Gatling wrote: Belgium owns all!!!

No they don't. Belgium is just like Holland, only we have less Frenshies and weed, so Holland is still the best.

Aww, I got owned. Oh well, we have better education, but that doesn't beat weed. (BTW it's also like for majors to smoke pot). And about the Frenshies, well, you're right ^^

Those are Animated Gif's. GIF stands for Graphic Interchange Format, it supports animation. You can make gif's with flash by exporting your movie as a .gif format or there is special software for creating gif's like Animation Shop.

Make it spread faster! Increase the frame-rate