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You were naked and covered in syrup. Sounds hawt.

Pff, Jessica Alba. I don't think she's that hot.

I enjoy browsing the internet for cheap laughs. But I can also live perfectly without it, unless when I have to do research for school. I hate libraries.

So what's new?

You should see them on the Dutch Nickelodeon! They're dubbed so badly it's hilarious and totally suiting the series since it's already retarded anyway.

Your neighbours probably did it. This calls for vendetta!

At 6/19/08 03:36 PM, Nikenick wrote: About the rabies, I live in The Netherlands and rabies is very rare here..
So I don't have to worry about that..

I would still watch out if I were you.

Wow, you're pretty greedy.

You're pretty good with MS Paint.

At 6/19/08 03:17 PM, g0t wrote:

At 6/19/08 03:15 PM, Gatling wrote:

At 6/19/08 03:14 PM, Nikenick wrote:

OMG he doesn't haves a name yet!
Any suggestions?

I would call him "Diner".

Dinner. It's what's for lunch.

Yes, I notice I spelled it wrong. I'm going to kill myself now.

I never get any glitches on NG. Or anywhere else for that matter.

Somebody shoud've punched you with that thing on your head.

At 6/19/08 03:15 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Abbreviate every one of their states? In Ireland, we call counties by their names. They do it in England too. So why does America use acronyms?

Stereotypical american laziness?

Great script! We'll go on from here and we'll see what we do along the way. Let's call the series ... Lost

At 6/19/08 03:14 PM, Nikenick wrote:

OMG he doesn't haves a name yet!
Any suggestions?

I would call him "Diner".

Ng will change your views on life and it will corrupt your mind.

I've never believed in a so called soul. It always looked so far fetched.

You go to school to learn grammar and such.

That was a subtle hint.

So what are you going to do? Fill the hole up with gasoline and make a fuse out of gunpowder? Or fill the hole with gunpowder and make a fuse with gasoline? also: What would happen if you mix the gasoline and gunpowder?

That was probably a bet. Who would rob a 12yo of 17.50$, that's retarded.

I love Rule 34

It's Reseti, he sucks.

Are you going to release it when his leg is healed?

Sure it's not your leg.

RAB reference

Yes, because we can all rate each others personality through the year of birth.

At 6/19/08 01:55 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: Bullshit. Complete bullshit.

Directed at the original poster, I remember reading somewhere that you can pass small amounts off as being in the company of people smoking but not actually smoking yourself. Dont quote me on this though, it's a distant memory I have from a while back.

We were both right: Go to the table were they have the periods of detectability

Cannabis

* Light use: 2-7 days
* Prolonged use: 1-3 months

At 6/19/08 01:55 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote:

At 6/19/08 01:48 PM, Gatling wrote: No, they can only trace it back to four days after you've smoked.

Bullshit. Complete bullshit.

No, I'm pretty sure I'm right here. The substances may ast longer in your blood but they can't trace it back by a regular urine test after 4 days.

No, they can only trace it back to four days after you've smoked.

At 6/19/08 12:02 PM, 51lver wrote:

At 6/19/08 11:55 AM, EJRProductions wrote: ok better but tha fall has to be faster now just a little bit

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/190608/6 1275_masssuicideportal.php?lightbox

faster? =]

*fingers crossed*

Still faster, a drop at that velocity won't kill you. The terminal velocity of the average human body is around 150 mph.

12. Making Play-buttons where only the text is clickable. Seriously is it so hard to make a square with 0 alpha behind the text? Sometimes it's really hard to click.