In 2007,a man named gamerdakota posted a story on Newgrounds that amused and confused (rhyming,whee!).As he was posting the story,The Saint of Newgrounds,Tom Fulp,came to his house,telling him not to post it on Newgrounds,but he did.
"I warned you!"Tom Fulp shouts out him.
"ALL UR BASE R BLONG TO US!!!!!1111!!!"Gamerdakota shouts back at him
Tom Fulp vanished as the lights went out in his house.Gamerdakota went into his kitchen and grabbed a flashlight.He sees a shadow swooping through his living room.
"Who's there?"Gamerdakota ask out?
He finally founds out who was swooshing around...it was....CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick to his face and gamerdakota is knocked down,then Chuck Norris uses his magical stare and turns gamerdakota's brain to mush.
The End
I hope this story has told you people a little something about myself,
I'm an idiot,
AND FRIGGIN' PROUD OF IT!