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I prefer flat over anything, everyone has their preferences.

Sweats and a T-Shirt, sometimes socks if my feetsies get cold.

Being immortal would be awesome, you could be the most talented mother fucker in the world. Be able to paint, play over 20 instruments, know all the languages in the world, and be insanely fit.

Or you could be a superweapon for your countrie's army, helping them gain world domination.

; What ever fits your interests

It would suck to be a penicorn, people would kill you, hollow you out and stuff with fluff. Then sell you as a plushie. So cruel...

One day I was supposed to give 20$ to my teacher so I could go on a field trip. But that day I was wearing some really uncomfortable tight pants and the 20 was in my back pocket, when I got to school I found out it was missing. I started crying when I found out, and I couldn't go to the field trip, which made me cry more. I was so pathetic when I was younger...

Tie them to a chair and make them watch re-runs of Will and Grace.

;Too harsh?

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Shamwow!

At 12/15/08 03:09 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: I'd be disappointed that I hadn't met people who are very close to me now.

Apparently it's impossible to see someone in your dreams you haven't already met in real life.

200,000 five dollar footlongs.

Best-You can always get a laugh from the forums.

Worst-They haven't updated the hentai in a long time :(

Horse+Elephant, you know why.

I have glasses, but i'm 6'2. Most people are a lot shorter than me.

And when someone says "Hey look, it's a nerd!"
I respond with a "I'm failing 3 classes."
Then they say "Oh shi-"

I haven't been called a nerd in a long time though, since I don't look like one at all. I'm actually quite dashing.

C, Agnostic

At 10/17/08 12:01 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: Fuck you, I know how to make a real photo myspace.

I'm pretty, admit it.

Where's your cheekbone?... It's just, not there.

I'm fluent in English and Spanglish, some german, and quite a bit of Japanese.

I can understand what they're saying in my H-games :3

When I was around 8 when Tomb Raider was still awesome, I used to cry when she died. Cos' I was attracted to her somehow.

7 and no vomit.

Are you going to be drinking anything? That may be a factor in how many you eat.

The only PM I got was someone saying i'm going to die.

Thanks for good news, meanie.

At 12/10/08 11:48 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: just some gay rabbits i dont care

But... it represents the prejudice in our society and...

Screw it, anyone know if there's hentai in the last episode?

I'm going to hell

My contribution, good or not.

My dad needs to stop smoking in my face...

Interesting... General Darkholer.

I remember my first and only fight, it was 6th or 7th grade. I got some kid mad someone, he tried to tackle me twice but I just evaded it, he was really slow. Then he tried choking me so I just socked him in the stomach, he fell down and just walked away. Pretty lame fight, eh?

At 12/2/08 09:23 PM, DeathNoteetoNhtaeD wrote: It wasn't that good. I used to prefer Angry Beavers, Ren & Stimpy, Rocco, and CatDog.

THOSE were good shows.

Hey... everyone's forgeting Doug.

4GB iPods are the best, srsly

I doubt it, I barely see fat people anymore. Only maybe 10 out of 2000 students in my school are fat, and I only see 2 fat people a day on average. (Including my dad).

I was running around a swimming pool, then I got hit by a race car. I had that dream when I was 8. Can't believe I still remember it, I seem to remeber alot of my dreams...

My dad kills me via second-hand smoke, then everyone at school thinks I smoke because I smell like smoke, and colonge or deoderant doesn't work, either. Not the worst dad ever, but he's pretty bad. (Also he's divorced)

Porn, it's like educational television, just better.

Just for shits 'n' giggles, a blood icepop, and a cum icepop.

For taste, i'd say a Dr. Pepper icepop