I guess he just could'nt see properly after his jealous wife beat him round the head with a driver and then tried to scratch his eyeballs out. And then avoids the police for 4 days, until he's ready to meet with them, 'on his terms'. Fuck man, even the president could'nt get away with that. I guess when the scratches on his face heal, the police wont be able to extract Mrs. Woods DNA from them and all will be good in the world once again. Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story.

At 11/29/09 01:04 PM, Grizzli wrote:

Why did this thread continue past this point? WHY OH WHY??

?? What has this post got to do with this topic?? I look around and I see nothing. All I see is a guy trying to be a mod when he's not. In fact I see that in almost all your posts. Strange but true.

At 11/29/09 12:50 PM, Grizzli wrote: Ahem.....

check please...

ah, yes. But if you read further into those rules it says, "if your not a mod, dont act like you are a mod". I guess you missed that one, Mr Mod Wannabe.

Actor, Marion Michael Morrison aka John Wayne.
Actress, Michael Learned.

At 11/29/09 12:30 PM, igott wrote: Lolno.

I like the fact that I actually am well endowed. I'm not going to lose it for small tits.

LOL. A lesson I learned early in life is 'The guys that brag about how big they are, are the guys with little ones'.

LMAO! I have smoked weed for nearly 28 years and have never burnt out, never been boring or bored. Quite frankly, I think the OP is just a bit of a pussy. Shit at one stage I was smoking about 2 oz's a week. And I have to say there is no such thing as too much weed. Its just that some people can handle it and everyone else are just pussies. (Only boring people get bored).

The sketch is actually called, "Colin 'BOMBER' Harris". Graeme Chapman plays the Boxer, with John Cleese as the commentator. Apologies for the previous post I was thinking of something else.

Its from Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl, but I think you will find he is actually wrestling himself, but he does hit himself a couple of times in it.

I have been my own boss. I have made a preposterous amount of money and now I am retired. Thats my story.

What guy wants to bleed every month and be a cranky fucker 7 days a month? Not this guy thats for sure.

Peace and quiet and solitude. I just dont do christmas.

Drugs by Talking Heads.

LOL. Funny Mod's, Honest Politicians and Military Intelligence. You do realise, none of these things are actually real, dont you?

Dr. Who
Heroes
The Simpsons

You have probably never even seen or heard of it but, Pumpkinhead. Never stops until the job is done.

At 11/25/09 07:43 AM, Dapper wrote: Ask me anything and I shall answer it.

How will you not answer this question??

You cant not answer it, therefore, I win.

At 11/25/09 07:29 AM, Arclantic wrote:

does that mean we can post whatever we want to?

You can until a mod shows up a few minutes later and bans you for the spam you posted. It's sort of like robbing a store, stealing the security camera, but leaving the tape behind.

Fucking classic Sanjay. I laughed my butt off when I read this.

Please, please, please, fix it so I show up on the Time on NG list, I should be ranked 34 I think, with 6 years 11 months and 11 days, but its still not showing up. With 7 years fast approaching, I sure would like to see my name on that list. I show up on all the other lists where appropriate, just not that one list. Thanks, Cheers.

At 11/24/09 10:54 AM, Mafiree wrote: I'm not Australian.

Hmmm, Interesting. What part of, "To Australians", did you not understand??

I, The Wiggles
I, Hi 5

I cannot believe I left these off my first post. What was I thinking??

Hurricanes usually only last a couple of hours or so, Droughts can last for years. So I will say droughts.

Oh! I forgot to mention I have huge hands.

Big tits are great for looking at. But anything more than you can fit in your hand is a waste.

I love video games, poker, fishing, fucking and Newgrounds. But not necessarily in that order.

Well Happy Fucking Birthday To You!!!

I, Operator Please
I, The Presets
I, Sneaky Sound System
I, How many can I put here???

PS: LMAO at Rolf Harris.

I take a sleeping tablet, I get undressed, I get in bed, I lay on my back, I close my eyes and Bingo, I'm sleeping, I have a broken back so I toss and turn loads during the night (or day) and wake up heaps, and I dont generally sleep more than 4 hours at a time. Thats it in a nutshell.

I would'nt really say I care about them. But they are nice to have.

Mine is just obvious. I fucking love games.

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