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I have developed a pretty deep and interesting voice. I am bored and also, I want to practice controlling my voice so what better way than to read a story. If you want me to read a piece of your literature or a non copyrighted story please go ahead ad reply.

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I isn't finished but I would like feedback.

The Story of Evolution

A Tale of Our Dumb

and Dramatic Lives

A Play By: Braden Ebert

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Scene One

( Curtain rises, Narrator enters.)

Narrator: Hello, I'm glad you decided to take some time away from your precious technology to come and see this. I am going to tell you a story. A story that tells all the dumb and stupid things that happened that made us who we are today. So without further adieu, I give you The Story of Evolution. ( Dramatic music plays, Narrator sits on a chair.) We will begin our story at the very beginning, the stone age. (Narrator Pulls out a bowl of popcorn.)

(Cavemen 1, 2, and 3 enter stage. Caveman 2 has a big stick and Caveman 1 has a giant chicken leg. Caveman 1 and 2 are fighting over the giant chicken leg which could have easily been shared. Caveman 3 is observing quietly.)

Caveman 1: (Takes a bite of giant chicken leg.) Mmmmm

Caveman 2: OOOGA BOOGA

Caveman 1: BOOOOGALY

Caveman 2: (Hits Caveman 1 with giant stick and takes chicken.)

Narrator: If only life was that simple. When ever you wanted something you could just hit someone with a giant stick and take it. but no, something always has to interfere.

Caveman 3: Excuse me my good sir, I am quite hungry and I see that you have quite a big piece of chicken. Maybe, you and I can share?

(Caveman 2 Thinks about offer then hits Caveman 3 with giant stick)

Narrator: In the end, logical thinking and arguing never wins. The person with the giant stick always gets what he wants.

(Curtain closes)

(Narrator walks to center stage)

Narrator: You may think that we have come a long way to make yourselves feel better but in reality, we aren't much different from them.

(Curtain opens. Brother, Mother, Father, and Sister are all sitting on a crowded couch.)

Brother: Stop touching me!

Sister: I'm not touching you! (pokes Brother 1.)

Brother: You see what you're doing there? That is called TOUCHING ME! Now stop doing that!

Sister: You're so mean to me!

Father: For the love of god kids! Shut up or your mother is going to pull out the big stick and give you a proper beating!

Brother & Sister: Sorry.

Brother: (beat) I just told you to stop touching me!

Mother: That's it kids! Here comes the big stick! (pulls out big stick.)

(Kids run off stage screaming. Curtain closes.)
The Story of Evolution

A Tale of Our Dumb

and Dramatic Lives

A Play By: Braden Ebert

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Scene One

( Curtain rises, Narrator enters.)

Narrator: Hello, I'm glad you decided to take some time away from your precious technology to come and see this. I am going to tell you a story. A story that tells all the dumb and stupid things that happened that made us who we are today. So without further adieu, I give you The Story of Evolution. ( Dramatic music plays, Narrator sits on a chair.) We will begin our story at the very beginning, the stone age. (Narrator Pulls out a bowl of popcorn.)

(Cavemen 1, 2, and 3 enter stage. Caveman 2 has a big stick and Caveman 1 has a giant chicken leg. Caveman 1 and 2 are fighting over the giant chicken leg which could have easily been shared. Caveman 3 is observing quietly.)

Caveman 1: (Takes a bite of giant chicken leg.) Mmmmm

Caveman 2: OOOGA BOOGA

Caveman 1: BOOOOGALY

Caveman 2: (Hits Caveman 1 with giant stick and takes chicken.)

Narrator: If only life was that simple. When ever you wanted something you could just hit someone with a giant stick and take it. but no, something always has to interfere.

Caveman 3: Excuse me my good sir, I am quite hungry and I see that you have quite a big piece of chicken. Maybe, you and I can share?

(Caveman 2 Thinks about offer then hits Caveman 3 with giant stick)

Narrator: In the end, logical thinking and arguing never wins. The person with the giant stick always gets what he wants.

(Curtain closes)

(Narrator walks to center stage)

Narrator: You may think that we have come a long way to make yourselves feel better but in reality, we aren't much different from them.

(Curtain opens. Brother, Mother, Father, and Sister are all sitting on a crowded couch.)

Brother: Stop touching me!

Sister: I'm not touching you! (pokes Brother 1.)

Brother: You see what you're doing there? That is called TOUCHING ME! Now stop doing that!

Sister: You're so mean to me!

Father: For the love of god kids! Shut up or your mother is going to pull out the big stick and give you a proper beating!

Brother & Sister: Sorry.

Brother: (beat) I just told you to stop touching me!

Mother: That's it kids! Here comes the big stick! (pulls out big stick.)
Narrator: You see what I mean?

(End of scene 1.)

(Scene 2)

Narrator: Now, just to clarify our history is not only filled with stupid and unnecessary events. There have been numerous times where we have actually done great things. But, this is a comedy so we aren't going to talk about those great moments. Now let's fast forward a little bit. The minds of our primitive ancestors are beginning to make sense of the world. They have realized that hitting people with big sticks just won't work anymore. They need something heavier. Something like bronze.

(Curtain opens. Man 1, Man 2, And Man 3 Are in the center.)

Man 1: (Holds up bronze.) Gentleman I give you my glorious creation! I call it bronze! This is the beginning of a new age! The bronze age!

(Man 2 and Man 3 clap. Billy enters)

Billy: Hey guys! Whoa is that gold?

Man 1: (sigh) No Billy it's not gold, it's Bronze.

Billy: Oh, That's lame. I thought it was gold. (Billy sadly exits stage.)

(Man 4 enters)

Man 4: (In awe of Man 1's bronze) Shiny Metal!

Man 1: (Big sigh) It's not a metal, It's an alloy.
Planted person in audience: (Loud) What's an alloy?

Man 1: (Really big sigh) An alloy is a substance composed of two or more metals or of a metal and a nonmetal intimately united usually by being fused together and dissolving in each other when molten

Planted person in audience: Thanks!

Narrator: Can we continue on with the story?

(Man 2 and 3 gang up on narrator.)

Man 2: Hey man you got a problem?

Man 3: Yeah man back off!

Narrator: Okay we don't have time for this. (Claps hands)

(crew members take hold of man 2 and 3 and take them off stage.)

Man 3: No you can't do this I was going to be famous!

Narrator: Sorry, that got a little out of hand.

(Curtain closes. End of scene 2.)

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Me and my friend have teamed up and made a film channel called FR3AKYMONKEYFILMS. It will have a wide variety of film genres. We would like to have an intro. If anyone is interested please contact me. Please keep in mind that we cannot pay you. Thank you very much.