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Poor old dog. How old was he/she?

You know why dinosaurs are extinct? BIG HEAD, SMALL BRAIN.

Just getting into the bolding and underlining trend.

:D

Oh, jesus christ! What the fuc-?

You need anger management, dude.

And, oh, carry something like a Swiss Army Knife, so whenever you're pissed, you can use it on somebody.

I think I've seen this thread before... no, wait, I didn't, I think.

At 10/15/09 03:54 AM, Wtfpwn wrote: please say the title of the movie that the death scene you are talking about was in

Oh, yeah. Duh. The pencil shit was on Dark Knight, and my first reply was referring to Diary of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Blue's Clues... no, wait, that's not it.

At 10/15/09 03:51 AM, michelinman wrote:

At 10/15/09 03:46 AM, PrivateJoker92 wrote: "Put your mouth on the fucking curb"

I love you. Also: "You want to see a magic trick? I can make this pencil... DISAPPEAR!"

Then he bangs the guys head on the pencil. TADA! Love that one.

Every zombie death is dramatic to me, especially on all George Romero's flicks.

brains and shit flying all over the place

I wanna have kids first before I die, I wanna have my family name spread, then they can start a terrorist faction and take over the world. Nah, just kidding, I just wanna have kids, then after they've grown up, can die peacefully.

oh, jesus, you guys are serious about all this shit? Wow.

Guess this breaks your curse, then.

At 10/13/09 11:25 AM, Acid wrote:

Are lap dances even worth the money? (no homo)

That depends. If you have a fetish of some sort with chicks sitting and/or dancing on your lap, then knock yourself out. But then again, just get your girlfriend (if you do have one) to do it for you, it's free.

Kongregate's fine and dandy. NG is also fine and dandy.

Don't compare, dude, instead, just go there and do shit!

Get the game disc, throw it away. Or you can smash it to pieces in front of him. Now, that would be cool.

At 10/13/09 12:58 AM, The4thSurvivor wrote: I wouldnt say better. Not as cool, maybe.

Cuz everyone knows that smoking makes you cool.

Smoking makes you cool? Wow.

/sarcasm

Dude, please, read other posts before posting another one.

At 10/12/09 10:25 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote:

At 10/12/09 10:19 AM, g12man12 wrote: I hate to barge in or anything, but I just can't help myself. lol.
Calintz, you made Buzz cry and walk out. lol.

sorry :D

As for getting upset for anything in this forum, that has never happened. Someone could tell me to suck their dick, and I would ask them where they wanted to meet. =\.

Oh, shit, thought you were pissed. Damn, there goes my insults.
But, hey, no offense, man. :D

At 10/12/09 10:17 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote:

I read the first post. I read how you like her music. I also read that when he said he didn't like her, you asked him if he were gay. Then you go onto appearance. I am sorry that I said in every post you go to it. I was under the impression that you did, but on the last one, you just didn't quote properly. My mistake. I still think what I think though. I am done here.

I hate to barge in or anything, but I just can't help myself. lol.
Calintz, you made Buzz cry and walk out. lol.

sorry :D

Here goes another heated argument.

Anyway, Katy Perry is pretty good, saw her documentary on MTV about her hosting the Europe VMAs, was pretty awesome and... (insert praises for her here).

No one would buy that piece of shite. Too damn expensive.

"I wonder how much money I'll lose today?"

fuck money.

This dude can't take criticisms.

Everyone's point is, change your fucking "e"!

The logo is decent enough, but, man, change your "e" for Christ's sake.

At 10/6/09 11:02 AM, Gagsy wrote: This reminds me of another joke I love;

A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person alive."

Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?"

Wiped the smug look off her face.

lol. Got any more jokes?

Fish sleep too, they just don't close their eyes - they can't.

Ever see a goldfish just staying still in the corner? That's when they're asleep.

Got that from Animal Planet. :D

At 10/4/09 09:23 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: It's not weird, you're just uncool.

So, drinking makes you "cool"? That's stupid.

Jeez, all this talking of eggnog makes me want one.

Now, gimme some! NOW!

That is the challenge, my friend.

Didn't even reached that far before I quit.

At 10/2/09 08:10 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Do you have a basement? If yes, HIT THE FUCKING DECK!!!

Dude, basement and flood? Jesus.

My friend's girlfriend's here today. Does she count?

I'll eat you ALIVE!!

STFU

thank you