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Yeah, happened to me once, but I didn't drank water, I drank coke. And I didn't burp like Homer, just, you know Coke-burp. Then I laughed at how loud it was. The end.

Laurel and Hardy

I accidentally locked myself inside a walk-in chiller one time during my hotel internship. The thing inside the chiller that breaks the lock outside was broken so I was stuck. I was stuck there for about 10 minutes, another 10 minutes more and i would've been a goner. Thankfully someone opened the chiller. Woosh!

But if I would've been in a FREEZER I would've died. Lucky me.

The Ring, the jap version, the US version looks shit, I even found that version a bit funny.
The Grudge, the jap version, because.. (same as above).
Shutter, the asian version, sounds better if you can't understand what they're saying and have to read the subtitles.

And...Diary of the Dead, not that scary, but...well, see for yourself.

At 10/23/09 11:34 AM, spartan100 wrote:

its angry nintendo gamer!

No, it's Angry VIDEO GAME Nerd. As in James Rolfe.
I also like Cobus.

At 10/23/09 10:45 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: You have a huge penis and an outstanding personality.

Win. lol

At 10/23/09 02:23 AM, FurryDemon wrote: hai gaiz ben fun nd al but i gotta dye now so bai ^____^

What did he just say?

Anyway, wow, 30 years, my cat only lived for like, 2 and a half years then she died, got road killed

At 10/23/09 12:17 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: No wonder you want brainz, you haven't got any.

What he said. He took the words out of my mouth. :D

@brainz: Yeah, well, don't act so smart there dude. 'less you wanna get burned.

My school only got urinals, no toilets, just urinals.
Sucks.

October 22, 2009

Dear Friends I Don't Have,

Everyone who knows me knows that I, an anonymous pussy, am a waste. You see, I am the type of pukefuck who thinks I am kickass cool because I fill out online suicide note generators. What a stud I am.

Of course the part I don't like to admit to anyone, nor myself, is that I am such a fucking neurotic nancyboy that I don't actually put in my real name. Oh heck no. If I did that then when mother googles my name she might find out and then I would have heck to pay.

Technically we only got this computer and the internet so I could do my homeschool homework, download macrame designs for mother and print off postings from the Yorki Terrier forum to read on Friday nights. Jeesh, if I put my real name in there she might be able to track down my blog and read about the time I accidentally swallowed some Scope then drove her minivan to Taco Bell and peeled out right there in the drive thru when they got my order wrong. The devil's mouthwash or any other liquor could get me sent to military school and I wasn't even suppose to be at Taco Bell, I was to come straight home after getting reeds for my clarinet.

I don't want to think about what kind of poop storm I would be in if she found out that I filled out a suicide note that included the words 'Jeesh', 'heck' and 'poop storm' in it. So, in conclusions, while I most likely am just a pussy crying for attention who will live with my parents until I am 43: I would like to, and probably should kill myself, but most defintely won't.

Please don't tell mother I even looked at this.

An Anonymous Pussy

P.S. Hi, I am Jason Curless (yeah thats my full real name you nutless, infected cuntsack) and I wrote this suicide note thingy. As long as you leave the 'Name' field blank, you will continue to get this anonymous suicide note no matter which one you actually select. So quit being such a fucking crackerass crybaby pussy and put your name in it.

Fail. lol

At 10/17/09 07:56 PM, ertysproductions wrote:

Yes, but they are then proven with experiments and observations. We have yet to see that in religion.

Win. You just beat me to it.

Stat junkie. lol. Would be cool to see that icon though.

I've been stuck in this level foreva!

Does "Hadou-ken" count?

Shoryyuuukkkeeennn!

For some reason, he reminds me of Lord of the Rings.

At 10/21/09 08:44 AM, EpicFail wrote: Stealing gets you nowhere in life dude, I learned that shit the hard way.

Hence the name.

Your opinion is wrong!

an old teacher of mine once told me when I pissed her off

At 10/20/09 10:35 PM, iBagel wrote: I farted during my Great Grandpa's funeral.

Do I go to hell now?

Depends. Did it smell like hell?

At 10/20/09 10:29 PM, Sensationalism wrote: You can tell he gets the munchies often.

lol, yeah, obviously.

...and another one bites the dust.

At 10/20/09 09:43 AM, AnalogStick wrote: At first I was like: Rofl this guy is probably joking,
Then I was like: WHAT HAS THIS IDIOT BEEN SMOKING!
Then I was curious if this guy is serious,
but I know from experience that he's only delirious.
However I like it that he rhymes with the same word,
And It doesn't at all make his rap sound absurd.
As a finishing statement I would just like to say,
That iamgrimreaper is really gay.

lol. I actually think this one's better. Although i don't really like rap all that much.

and another one bites the dust.

Seen that before. The lady is fuckin' sick. She should be beaten to death. By kids.

At 10/19/09 11:52 PM, OfficeMan wrote: my America

Since when did it became YOUR America? Just wondering.

Oh, jesus.

At 10/19/09 11:54 PM, CalumnJohnston wrote:

At 10/19/09 10:17 PM, GMPawn wrote: By G.M. Pawn

is your nickname pawno?

lol.

Seriously, man, keep it in your profile. You'll get (better or worse) feedback from there.

At 10/19/09 09:16 PM, ThePhantomGamer wrote:

At 10/19/09 06:41 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Miley Cyrus is teaching girls to become strippers but I kinda count that as good.

Jailbait stripper. I don't want that.

Ever noticed that her voice sounds like a chipmunk?

Ford Focus.

and Audi R8.

I wish

At 7/27/09 08:48 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Neither because wrestling sucks.

Stupid, UFC ain't just wrestling. That's why it's MMA. Jeez.

Batman. Because he has a weird deep voice.

I'm just afraid of heights. Flying? Not really, as long as I don't look outside.