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whota. - the bastard child of a whore and/or a puta.

Minime.

oh yeah, baby!

This is what I got.

A bunch of halloween stuff.

I listen to the sounds of nature.

Along with Mozart, Pachelbel, Beethoven, etc. I don't listen to much 50's music, it makes me sleep. 70's and 80's music are my favorites. I'm 55 btw.

Boys of Summer - the ataris

That's about it. And a few Beach Boys.

At 10/27/10 10:03 PM, Oliver wrote: He died of Cancer, the end.

Then he has risen from the dead. And he live happily ever after. Then he got leukemia and died. End.

At 10/27/10 09:53 PM, kittehg0d wrote: cockiez!

Idk why, but this cracked me up.

Oh my god. Now I have a reason to quit!

At 10/27/10 09:34 PM, Mariojinx wrote: Who cares, it's a 4chan submission.

4chan is actually the most reliable source of information in the internet today. Forget CNN and any other news channel. Everyone must go to 4chan!

Bring a condom.

And don't detonate prematurely. That'd be embarrassing.

a la american pie.

Good lord. That guy has pre-teen tits!!

Your cousin reminds me so much of my cousin.

Or do we have the same cousin?

How about a lot less talk, and a lot more SHUT THE HELL UP?!

Wtf is that?!

Only the strong survive. Get that kid and take back your $20! Then move to another country and change your name if you're so afraid of getting beat up by The Friends.

Or you can ask your friends to help you out when The Friends come knocking on your door.

Provided you have any.

Yeah, me too. I like 12 year olds when I was 13. Does that count?

Currently the Constitution. It rocks.

/sarcasm

Ohh.. I know a bunch of people who also sit when they pee. Like my sister, my brother's daughter and a bunch of girls I know.

Does that count?

At 10/27/10 06:44 PM, rubberducky7 wrote:

"If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers...

I'm an agnostic. And you just lost me at "thy father." lol
I'm sorry, the bible is just a book with a bunch of stories with different genres. Some are thrillers, some are slashers (e.g. Cain and Abel), some are drama, etc.

At 10/27/10 05:51 PM, Lorkas wrote: What if someone commited sucide because of newgrounds? Do you think it would get on the news?

Yeahhhhh rrriiiggghhhtttt.
Then the poor guy must have no friends and a retard.

At 10/27/10 11:33 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: It depends if she is into dogs or not, some people like me hate living with dogs so you should find out before you pick one.

Thanks man. I know she likes dogs, but she LOVES cats, problem is, I'm allergic to cats. Stupid, I know. :D

I was thinking of giving my grandma a dog. She lives alone and I want at least something breathing with her.

What do you guys think what breed of dog I should give her?

I was thinking a beagle.

Some look passable, but MOST look stupid.

At 9/5/10 10:13 AM, Makakaov wrote: I understand that we all agree, that it looks like penis.

Thread closed.

Agreed, sir.

Another one bites the dust. I don't know why, but this song always make me wanna run over somebody.

Lady Gaga.

Well, I think it's not appropriate for me to be a smartass on this one. RIP mermaid girl.

It's only now you notice it? Scooby Doo's been around for so long, man.

Anyhow, idk myself, but I like it.

At 10/24/09 11:41 AM, TieSeiT wrote:

If someone travels back in time to fix something (whatever that may be), it should already be fixed in the 'present' time, so that person won't need to travel back in time. But than that problem isn't fixed. So it can't be possible.

Seems logical. Great point. Win.

Maybe because you smoked weed before you slept?