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When my hair goes into my eyes when I'm driving. I know, I can cut it short but hey, I like long and the only time I don't like is when it goes into my eyes when I'm driving.

At 11/2/10 01:18 AM, Dave4554 wrote:
Ma in Japanese and English and many other languages that I am aware of, usually has something to do with evil, devil, negative, bad, demonic, controlling.

MAMA IS EVILLLLL!!!!!

Egahd! Oh no!! Why?! WHYYY??!!!!

Save the women and children! Send the army! Send the navy!!

WHYY??!!!

At 11/2/10 02:50 AM, TheSouthernTower wrote: is happy wheels still front paged? Its not that good a game.

Yes, it is.

nah, just kidding, I agree with you.

At 11/2/10 12:05 AM, sourcola wrote: Wow. No-one's interested in Kpop here? T_T

Seriously, what gave you the hint?

Visiting the dead. Yeah, quite festive.

At 11/1/10 01:21 AM, michael1564 wrote: 17-18 pound bag of candy

First off, lemme ask, how did you do it?

I liked that pillowcasee.... :(

Or maybe your mom might bust your ass if you lose it, which you did.

I really hate the people in San Diego. Anybody else hate San Diego, or its people?

I don't hate people, I just hate the way they are. I moved from there 2 years ago and that was the best decision I made. I think.

At 11/1/10 10:33 AM, SohlTofang wrote: Spread democracy, BRING DOWN THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT!
ANARCHY IN CHINA!
ANARCHY IN CHINA!

I second that. I pity them.

Dog shit. Not one, but two dog shits!

from my cousin's dog that I used to scare off kids.

Do I look handsome?

Tom's icon.

It's very menacing.

How many people got scared so much they cried? If there are, were there some guys who did?

Your existence.

I only got Tom's, Wade's, liljim's, mike's, tim's and psychogoldfish's candies. I got lazy to trick or treat the other staff candies.

Tell me who your friends are, and I'll tell you who you are.

Or so someone said so. I think it was from that religious book thingy.

At 10/31/10 11:42 PM, WhiteDJ wrote: When I was a kid, I ate my entire bag of candy in one night.

No explanation needed for what happened after.

Did that too. It cost me a tooth and braces. Sucks.

At 11/1/10 12:29 AM, Piss wrote:

At 10/31/10 11:53 PM, Space-Whale wrote: So newgrizzle

using that from now on

We should all do. It's funkier than 'grounds'.

oh, why am I even trying.

I don't waste my time arguing about things like these. It's just a waste of time and energy. I do not believe, nor do I reject. But if there will be proof of its existence, then I will join their bandwagon, if not, and for the past hundred years, there was no proof. So, there.

Oh my.

LMFAO

At 11/1/10 12:06 AM, EJR wrote: Never forget.

RIP. You have been great to all of us. You will be sorely missed. *sob

Row row row your boat gently down the stream...

Life is but a dream.

I must say, I'm pretty imp- zzzzzzz.

idk. Let's ask some hobos...

All Lady gaga videos are weird, stupid and pointless.

Hold on, lemme think about it.

Hmmm...

Mmmhmmm...

Uhmmm....

Uhhh... no.

At 10/30/10 04:23 PM, DP36 wrote: I don't know if you could call it a weapon, but you could use it as a weapon. In the click movie, the remote that can fast forward or stop time, you could pause time and just beat the shit out of your enemies. It is also useful as an everyday thing, to get more sleep, or have more time to do things.

Oh shit. Why didn't I think of this? This is the best weapon/whatever. Pause time then kick the other guy in the balls a few times, then see what happens.

I would have to say asian horror movies. Like The Ring, The Grudge and Shutter. I've seen both the Hollywood and asian versions, but the asian version of The Ring scared me shitless.

Just sit down, breathe in, stay calm.

Just like this guy.

Here, have a chocolate.

At 10/31/10 08:56 AM, Admiral wrote:

At 10/31/10 08:50 AM, g12man12 wrote:

At 10/31/10 06:50 AM, Madnessfreak wrote: Awesome, go to every staff page and get candy!!!

Wow, that's pretty cool. I like what they've done with the place.

Too bad it will return to the normal stuff tomorrow :(

Yeah. It was fun while it lasted. I wonder what other tricks they have under their sleeves.
My hat's off to the NG staff.

At 10/31/10 06:50 AM, Madnessfreak wrote: Awesome, go to every staff page and get candy!!!

Wow, that's pretty cool. I like what they've done with the place.