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At 1/17/12 01:17 AM, bgraybr wrote: A knife blade.

Is that actually made of metal? Kind of looks like wood near the handle.

At 1/17/12 01:09 AM, Narcissy wrote: Some shitty flash.

This entire community would benefit if people would elaborate a bit more in their responses. I mean generally people do actually care what others have to say or else language wouldn't be around. There's nothing wrong with expressing yourself and I'm sure you wouldn't be making a flash if you didn't want constructive criticism or if you didn't want to share it with people.

So my friend, why don't you go ahead and tell us what the premise is behind your flash. Some tidbits. Scenes, storyline. Anything.

Come on people. It's a community, not a circle jerk.

At 1/17/12 01:06 AM, FBIpolux wrote: 6 books...

Reading or authoring? Care to share? I'm kind of intrigued since it seems like a lot of work reading 6 books not to mention authoring them.

At 10/27/11 04:11 PM, Rivergrey wrote:

At 10/27/11 04:08 PM, g0t2 wrote:

You do realize I've been trolling the shit out of you and your gang through orchestrating with DonCarrera, right?

Right?

Come on, I'm not a fucking idiot. Of course that's how shit works. :33

Uh huh, get back to the kitchen like you're supposed to, cunt.

At 10/27/11 04:04 PM, DonCarrera wrote:

At 10/27/11 04:00 PM, Lorkas wrote: Actually g0t is telling the truth.

actually he's not, sorry. It depends on who you date but - as angry River just said - most do enjoy talking beforehand.

the only reason they would feel the urge to turn you down afterwards is because you're proving to be a douche.

The only reason they feel the urge to turn you down afterwards is because you're proving you can be led on by them which feeds their ego.

You sir, are

At 10/27/11 03:59 PM, Rivergrey wrote:

At 10/27/11 03:53 PM, g0t wrote: No, I'm not. You're assuming that because you have a disgusting stinking pussy between your legs so it makes you feel like all guys are after it.

We're not.

Then why are you calling them cunts? If you genuinely want a not purely sex related relationship with a girl would you call them a cunt?

Because, most high school girls are cunts. So, I call em like I see them.

I'm also married, just a little tidbit of info. If I was a total assclown like you I wouldn't be with anyone.

No, why the fuck would going on a date mean your intention is to fuck the person? Are you seriously that deluded and young? A date is just that. A date on the calendar where you've reserved time for a stranger to get together and see if you're compatible, whether it be as friends, or more. It doesn't mean shit. If you think a date means anything you're in for a surprise.

A date means plenty in high school. It means you're seriously considering a sexual romance to most.

It doesn't mean shit.

Read some surveys and ask around.

I don't need to ask around to know that it doesn't mean shit.

It tdoes ranslate as an interest in sex to teenagers nowadays.

Then you're all retarded.

Stockbroker Jones? I'm an engineer, not a broker. What I'm doing in my free time is not what a broker does. A broker is a middle man. People who do their own trading and investing are not stockbrokers. You're a fucking retard.

Hey ModernPatriot.

Go back to the politics forum.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Moving on to the actual topic. Why the fuck would I take a girl to a candlelight dinner on a first date? Do you seriously feel that self-important that a first date to you is a dinner with candles and a nice meal? Get the fuck over yourself. I'd take the girl to a movie, some snacks and a drink, maybe do something fun after, but nowhere in my fucking world does a date mean that it has to go anywhere further than being friends. A date is a date. It's not a fucking marriage.

^ see above response, oldie.

Like I said. Your head. Out of your ass. Please.

ModernPatriot clones everywhere! Oh my gosh! :3

You really are quite clueless aren't you? I've been on these boards since you were still playing with barbies, just FYI.

At 8/16/09 11:14 PM, hashpimp101 wrote:

At 8/16/09 11:06 PM, hashpimp101 wrote:

At 8/1/09 01:12 AM, g0t wrote:

That's a really ugly house. It's a shame people have to live in such poverty...

It's not a house, it's a condo. Second, it may not be all that but it's mine and that's all that matters to me.

It looks like a two story house. Depending where you live. We live in Fisher Island. My parent owns a penthouse in Aventura, FL. Also a townhouse in Boca Raton, FL. The one in Aventura is called "The Atrium" and the one in Boca Raton is called "Trieste". We have a staircase that leads to our own private roof section in the penthouse.

IMO It's really ugly, good luck on the resale.... Things to consider before you buy is the resale value. Location is very important too.

What are you talking about? I bought a foreclosed condo for well under 50,000 while all the non-foreclosed ones are selling in the 100,000's. Second of all, no shit it's ugly, which is why renovation is being done.

Do you still live with your parents? Until you have enough money and work ethic to move out, do renovations, pay for insurance, condo association fees, taxes, car payments etc. Then come talk to me, in the meanwhile, try to not to troll. It's pretty obvious you know little to nothing about what I'm doing nor what kind of area this condo is in OR the resale value it will have once renovation is done.

Thanks.

At 5/13/09 10:18 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 5/13/09 10:13 PM, g0t wrote: For example:
Car insurance goes down at 25 if you haven't had any tickets.
The better your credit is, the better chance you have at buying that first home of yours.
If you're an honest person about grandma dropping that 100, she might just give you 5 bucks for being so kind.

There is no law stating you must be polite to your grandparents.

I've used it before but there is no synonym to describe it.

Fail.

So you called FAIL out on me because of the last one I was merely trying to show you the premise of what I was talking about, but not the other two?

Wow lol.

At 5/13/09 05:31 PM, VenomKing666 wrote:

At 5/13/09 05:13 PM, Bacchanalian wrote:

Oh hey what the fuck was this? Another shift of context for another tried-n-true plug. Lovely. Can you stay on topic and not default to your liner notes please? What differentiates God from any of these other myths is maybe... that the myth itself is different.

Exept we have no more proof of god than any of these other myths, and that the myth of god dosen't make any more sense than goblin or pixies.

We we got the magical man in the sky, and he is bored, he created something out of nothing, then he created man, he makes them up, he creates them with curiosity and tell them, DO NOT EAT THE MAGICAL FLASHY FRUIT OF KNOWLEDGE (because we all know knowledge is bad amirite ?) (also god is a dick) Then he floods people because he's an asshole.

Also if you do not believe in him and obey him he will send you in a special place HE created called hell, where you will suffer and burn and die and cry for ever and ever.

BUT HE LOVES YOU

That sincerely raged me. Not that it was coherent or well thought up. It was purely ripped from 4chan, "TheAmazingAtheist" and George Carlin.

Seriously dude, think of your own shit, you dickhole.

At 5/13/09 08:06 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 5/13/09 08:05 PM, g0t wrote: Most of the articles I've read have said it CURES the cancer.

And others say it may halt the cancer from spreading. They still contradict each other

What does it matter? You're nitpicking the articles, the basis still stands that we've pretty much defeated a longtime killer of human beings.

At 4/21/09 05:11 AM, Tancrisism wrote: Y'all hear dis shit dat dey got mofuckn SlipperyMooseCakes n fuckn he n -Zef- wer walkn out da club ya no but fuckn boys poppd em rite in da fuckn face 4 talkn all sortsa shit.

Seems as all da bruthas goin down.

why why why all da good thugz gotta get stiffed, aint even fo they paypa knaw mean? damn...i wish my homey altr was still here to see dis mess, he was da only foo quick enough to take dese tricks out...

RIP altr, may yo bombed out drunk ass get plenty of strange up in heaven yo

peace

At 4/21/09 05:04 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:

At 4/21/09 04:58 AM, g0t2 wrote:

G zero T Back up in dis mudda, just crackin a fat, drinkin konjak and just waitin on my homie to hit up my cellie. lemme tell u bout a story about oone my realest doggs, Tremour. He used to be all up in da game, but he got run down by da MAN.

Just wait till I grab those suckas and crack whitey's skull.

RIP TREM, YOU MY HOMEY

Trem was always kickin back, sippin'on Mescal, boy could move 20 keys in a day. Him and my boys Canas and Alastor busted a cap in Ozcar's skull now they doin' life. You get out some day we kill them fuckin snitches.

805 IN THIS. DON'T MESS.

Ozcar's old ass is just waitin' to get popped. damn dat foo always be tryin' to start shit. jus wait till i get outta county, ima buss his head real good.

but dis is a dropdown for my mainest main dogg, Maus, i know her goofy ass still reppin dat philly HQ NG WUTTTUPPP

20099999 reppppppppppppp RIP MAUSSS U BE MY ONLY G

At 4/21/09 04:48 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:

At 4/21/09 04:40 AM, g0t wrote:

Brothas dyin' women cryin', don't it hurt so deep, when you feelins be on streets. Father Father in heaven why ain't you save my homies from that tek9. Jesus help em get to ur crib in da sky safely, we know u G's deserve it after all da BS u been put thru.

WEST SIIIYEEEEDEEEEEEE

Get money, get bitches. Reppin 805 alive Thousand Oaks boys rollin up in da club all fools turn they head. My boys Suicide_Reject and Noir roll up with me stick they head in all the bitches say YEAH! We meet up some time aint seen ya'll in a while we kick it drink some fotees.

G zero T Back up in dis mudda, just crackin a fat, drinkin konjak and just waitin on my homie to hit up my cellie. lemme tell u bout a story about oone my realest doggs, Tremour. He used to be all up in da game, but he got run down by da MAN.

Just wait till I grab those suckas and crack whitey's skull.

RIP TREM, YOU MY HOMEY

At 4/21/09 02:30 AM, Rabid wrote: When your kid doesn't have a brain there's really not a whole lot you can say about them in public. You'll never be able to play catch with them or brag about how they made the honor roll. Yeah you can bask in the false sympathy that other parents give you while all the other kids make jokes about it giving birth to tadpoles, but after about a month you might as well just harvest the organs and move on in life.

The best part of the whole ordeal is, if we cloned this mutant baby, we could totally save Michael J. Fox's life.

I don't know though, would you really wanna save Michael J. Fox if he didn't make another "Back To The Future" movie? I know I wouldn't.

Let's ponder this for a second.

TTINA: Michael J. Fox's need for stem cells.

At 4/21/09 02:23 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:

At 4/21/09 02:22 AM, Merlin-Rune wrote:

That harsh biological description doesn't account for the psychological bonding that takes place between a mother and her unborn child.

Well mothers apparently are able to have a psychological bond with something that isn't even a sentient being, so I wouldn't place it above the level of window shopping and seeing a particularly enticing pair of shoes.

I guess it's pretty safe to assume that the mother that gave birth to Faith will probably take it home, take it out in public a few times then throw in her closet after the baby's novelty value wears off...just like those enticing shoes she bought.

At 4/21/09 02:19 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:

At 4/21/09 02:15 AM, Merlin-Rune wrote:

Oh, you mean besides eight months of having her inside her body?

Well yeah I guess physically attached in the sense of the umbilical cord, but that doesn't give it a lot of character development. It was basically just a parasite that died after sucking out her nutrients for almost a year, I'd be glad to have the bastard out of me one way or another.

Well you see, you're right. Her baby didn't have enough time for character development, before and after birth. It was pretty much a static character the entire time....in more ways than one.

At 4/21/09 12:28 AM, galatea1 wrote:

This is going to be funny..at least to me. I laughed reading this entire little tirade you threw up.

You gigantic gayhole.

You are probably the same little queer that has been writing "facepalm" in the reviews I've been flagging.

Hahahahaahahahhahaha, that's pretty funny. It's pissed you off to the point where you would bring it up even on the BBS to a discussion that has nothing to do with flagging reviews.

Also, no, I'm not that person.

How many degrees do you have?

1.

How many friggin years have you gone to college???

2.

How much research have you put into neural tube defects?

Enough to know what I'm talking about.

How many children have you raised???

2, since my brother doesn't raise his.

How about doing a little research yourself before you call people an idiot, you teenaged little piss-ant??

loleatshit.

Sheesh. It's like what I said to someone else here. These kids thump on their beliefs and judge others far worse than any fundamentslist evangelical christian....and are even more ignorant.

I haven't judged anyone far worse than anything. I judge based on the quality and quantity of information placed before me. You gave me the biggest pile of shit link I've ever seen. You actually thought for even a split second someone could live without their forebrain, without ANY hemispheres and a cortex. The thing that allows you to ANALYZE AND STORE.

Seriously kid, go blend up some glass and take a deep breath of it.

At 4/19/09 12:45 AM, SKS wrote: Do me hard babe.

OSS KOY OSS

At 4/19/09 12:37 AM, Piss wrote: ok go 4 it d00d

POSS

At 4/11/09 01:16 AM, KrevZabijak wrote: You're not wearing gloves, that type of nozzle should leave any kind of residual spray residue on your hands or even the tip of your fingers.

Nice, clean hands.

Get out.

Are you serious? lmao, I am wearing gloves. It's a surgical glove. My other hand isn't wearing one in fact.

What are you talking about?

At 4/11/09 01:11 AM, Reed wrote: woah apparently theres a lot of GASM's stuff on the internet. He's almost always next to Porab which i just realized is two different people. They're like a 'tag team' or something heh

ever see "it dont exist" over and over and over? I think its around mexican town but I'm not sure

I've seen a ton of shit on dequindre cut and downtown detroit. I haven't seen "it dont exist" yet. Still got lots of places to go before I see all the good stuff. The place I live there is literally no graffiti and well... I'ma keep it that way. I only tag things I feel noone cares about, even cops.

At 4/11/09 01:11 AM, Pounce wrote:

At 4/11/09 01:08 AM, g0t wrote:

At 4/11/09 01:05 AM, Falconpunchr wrote: Please leave this thread, the authorites are being contacted.

Hahaha, over what?

i think the FBI have better things to do than track down potential vandals

I can get over you wanting to be a chick, so why can't you get over my wanting to express myself through spraypaint art.

At 4/11/09 01:08 AM, JckFox wrote: For a beginner, you actually quite talented. Keep up the good work.

Thanks man, I appreciate the positive feedback.

At 4/8/09 01:37 AM, tarahloveshentai wrote: I don't think anyone could ever top the goatsee.

Seriously, no one.

My drawing skills are off the hook.

At 4/8/09 01:16 AM, HandsomePete wrote: Since I don't have a cup to draw on, he's a semi and poorly traced one:

The idea is that you actually have to manually draw with your hand and a writing utencil in a 3 dimensional plane.

At this point you're just drawing in 2d which has no real challenge.

Come on guys, do some creative for once.

At 2/17/09 01:59 AM, Michael wrote:

At 2/17/09 01:56 AM, g0t2 wrote:

At 2/17/09 01:55 AM, Michael wrote: I liked malcolm xxx the most

he was a baller ;o

and a DICKER ;o

I really like Dan Weisman

lmfao

Evan is my favorite.

At 2/17/09 01:57 AM, K-LE wrote:

At 2/17/09 01:53 AM, g0t2 wrote: I thought that said MLK, like the chocolate man who was martyred for civil rights

I wouldn't date him if that were the case. Ew.

dam dats fucked up u herd dat MLK

At 2/17/09 01:55 AM, Michael wrote: I liked malcolm xxx the most

he was a baller ;o

and a DICKER ;o

I really like Dan Weisman

At 2/17/09 01:52 AM, KL3 wrote:

At 2/17/09 01:50 AM, g0t wrote: lol what a weird name, michael

What's weirder is, his initials spell "MILK".

I thought that said MLK, like the chocolate man who was martyred for civil rights

At 2/17/09 01:51 AM, Michael wrote:

At 2/17/09 01:49 AM, g0t wrote:

At 2/17/09 01:48 AM, BonusStage wrote: because the thread turned into omfg i love old bbs

This thread is the old bbs.

speaking of old bbs

WOW I CAN'T UPLOAD A TRICKY GIF BECAUSE IT'S 175K
FUCK THIS FORUM

whats your last name?