At 11/18/09 05:31 PM, DrHood wrote: Don't watch professional porn, it feels too staged. Watch amateur porn, the ones where they pick up a girl off the street and fuck her (damn dirty sluts will do anything for money).

I love this post. The implications it suggests are downright kneeslap funny.

Well there it is. If Eve was made from the rib of Adam, isn't she genetically identical aside from her two X chromosomes instead of Adam's XY. If this is the case, isn't it technically incest from the get-go?

Just a question I guess.

This is the first pumpkin I've ever carved! What do you guys think?!

Show off your sexy jack-o's.

At 10/30/09 04:51 PM, mrty wrote:

At 10/30/09 01:13 PM, im-a-fulp wrote: I was just looking for some advice from the girls here. I'm not a very social person, unless I'm drunk, which I wont be. So... I need advice to entertain her.

NO COCK JOKES, OR "FUCK HER"...

FUCK HER. ALSO COCK JOKES.

Wow, you're awesome.

None of us can really give you good advice because we don't know the chick. Hell for all we know we could say, "Be funny." and she could be a total dead weight when it comes to humor. I'd say find out what her interests are and work from there. If she's not interesting, she's not worth your time. Don't forget, interesting is subjective.

Well that's a very profound question. I guess we all seek some happiness in our lives whether it be through a deity, propagation of our species, or just satiating that ancient urge to destroy. Well, being an atheist, the reason I don't do any of the mentioned things is because society expects more out of you than just being an asshole. Through the process of evolution, natural selection has favored traits that help our species grow and prosper. Things like child molestation, theft, murder etc. don't really help us so they've been put on the "bad" side of morality.

I guess morality doesn't need a God to exist. Whatever helps the community prosper is deemed beneficial for society and whatever doesn't help us is deemed detrimental. That's why we don't do the things you said. It doesn't help the whole lot of us, just you. The genes for all the things you just mentioned should've been procreated out of existence by now. Since it hasn't I guess I'll just have to ask you to do it for us and kill yourself.

Probably Kim Kardashian. Megan Fox is a fucking spoiled bitch.

This is a bananable offense good sir.

At 8/31/09 03:24 AM, Struggle wrote: While it's cool you bought a condo and all, and not trying to be a dick.
But is this one of those cases where a reg can make a topic that if anybody else made would be locked with a message about putting it in your user page.

Just wondering for when I buy my car, you know?

Well it's a project and is actually somewhat interesting and mature . It's a nice change of pace to be honest and I'd rather more people show us something interesting about their lives instead of just posting about dicks and stuff all the time.

We ripped off all the cabinets, kitchen countertop and appliances. We also ripped out the wall to the bathroom because we're expanding it soon.

Pics soon.

At 8/30/09 04:48 AM, Acid wrote: I don't think I've ever seen got out of the politics section but, congratulations on your house guy.

lmfaooo what? I'm never in politics, too intelligent for me my fine feathered friend.

Also, thanks for the kind words. Once I get this place up and running, I'll hopefully have some NGers come over once in a while for great times.

At 8/23/09 03:41 AM, IceFireMudDragon wrote: Have you met your next door neighbor?

Yes, his name is Andrew and he's black with 2 kids.

Also, more pics! I finished putting in the door to that frame. Just need to add a doorknob!

I'd make him read the general forum and make his head implode from the sudden onset of extreme retardation.

At 8/23/09 02:43 AM, 0peth wrote: yo im his roommate btw and i never post here anymore but for my nigg armin i make exceptions

!! :3

Sounds like you should stop being a little prick to your brother.

At 8/17/09 06:30 PM, Reed wrote: can i have a discount

On what exactly?

At 8/17/09 02:12 PM, Bolo wrote: Congratulations, looks like a nice place.

You must either be stingy, great at investing, in possession of a cushy job, of a hefty loan, or of some particularly generous progenitors. In any case, sounds like lot of work went into the purchase of this place -- I hope that it's an enjoyable domicile, that it's worth the price of admission, and that you didn't paint yourself into a financial corner in your desire to own it; after all, too many disengaged, disinterested people buying homes they couldn't afford was the cause of this whole recession in the first place.

Thanks Bolo, one of the few users I actually respect. I didn't take out a loan, it was actually money from the government because I was a refugee during wartime and it was put into a trust fund for me. The entire condo is paid off, all I have to worry about is the taxes, association fees, and utilities. Also, no I'm not in any debt and I most certainly will be buying some NG merchandise to to fill up my office!

At 8/16/09 11:46 PM, MercatorMap wrote:

At 8/15/09 11:49 PM, Kitala wrote:
But yeah we're going to be selective on who goes too I think. We're not sure this is a very rough plan. We don't even know when yet lol.

Also, wtf is this noise?

Meets have ALWAYS been open invite unless they were staff/mod meets.

You can't just post a meet in the general forum and tell certain people to fuck off and that others are welcome to come and suck your tits. I mean, I can understand if YOU were paying/sponsoring part of the event, but seeing as you aren't Donald Trump, the chance of that happening is .0000001%

Merfag is right. You can't make a meet and then be like "OH WELL YOU AND YOU CAN'T COME BECAUSE YOU'RE MEAN TO PEOPLE WAAAH." What if people came and followed you anyway? What would you do? Go to the cops? LOL

At 8/16/09 11:40 PM, hashpimp101 wrote:

At 8/16/09 11:26 PM, g0t2 wrote:

Until you have enough money and work ethic to move out, do renovations, pay for insurance, condo association fees, taxes, car payments etc. Then come talk to me, in the meanwhile, try to not to troll. It's pretty obvious you know little to nothing about what I'm doing nor what kind of area this condo is in OR the resale value it will have once renovation is done.

Thanks.

The area looks pretty awful. It's not even gated.

What do you mean it's not gated? It's a private property and anyone trespassing can be punished under the law. I don't see the logic in your comment.

Once you are going to try to resell it, you will know that I was and still am right. You seem you are American

Wrong, I'm 100% Bosnian born and raised. I came here when I was 5 years old but am fluent in Polish, Bosnian, German, and English. Don't always assume things. You should know how well Europeans, especially Slavs, do with real estate and with renovations in general.

Homes are generally considered where you live, not the particular property you live it. A house and condo are different, however a home and a condo can be the same thing.

that is what a person calls a two story home, like the one you purchased. The taxes and association* fees can vary depending on your contract.

Yep, and what is your point?

I have enough money to live off after medical school. I am planning on becoming a surgeon in Holy Cross hospital in Ft. Lauderdale, FL. We come from two different worlds and what I see is not what you see.

So why don't you move out now? What's stopping you? Oh wait, you can't because it's easy to lie on the internet.

We come from two different worlds sure, but my facts don't change. The resale value of my condo is astronomical seeing as how the economy, (especially in Michigan, where I live) is terrible, and yet these condos are selling for higher amounts than some 5 bedroom houses. You don't know anything about the area or home values in the area. Stop before your ditch becomes too deep, which is already approaching bottomless pit levels.

At 8/15/09 11:54 PM, Strength wrote: first off, you would sleep with me in a fucking second. however there's no way i'd fuck a butterface like you. regardless, just tell me when and i'll be there, with narcotics. seriously.

This is probably the funniest thing I've read in a while.

I fucking applaude you.

At 8/16/09 11:10 PM, MADJACK24 wrote:

At 8/16/09 11:07 PM, g0t wrote:

It's not a house, it's a condo. Second, it may not be all that but it's mine and that's all that matters to me.

amen, bro. it's actually pretty sick. i'd love to buy a house like that someday...

Work hard or work smart ;)

At 8/16/09 11:07 PM, Lucy wrote: That looks well nice, I'm actually rather jealous.

Thanks but it's got a loooooooooong way to go.

At 8/16/09 11:06 PM, hashpimp101 wrote:

At 8/1/09 01:12 AM, g0t wrote:

It was a foreclosed condo so there is still some work to do but I'm very excited. i will most likely take pictures of the inside renovations and before and after shots. It'll probably take about 2-3 months to finish everything but I'm ecstatic.

The dimensions and stuff:
1,300 Sq Ft.
3 Bedrooms
2 Bathrooms
Kitchen
Living Room
Dining Room
Finished basement.

Here's what it looks like from the outside.

That's a really ugly house. It's a shame people have to live in such poverty...

It's not a house, it's a condo. Second, it may not be all that but it's mine and that's all that matters to me.

Just finished taking up all the carpet from the upstairs and downstairs and we've knocked out a chunk of the wall so that it'll open up space.

The part we knocked out was actually a door that led to the basement.

It took up about 10 sq ft which even though isn't too much it actually makes the entire condo look a ton bigger. Here's a few pics. All the carpeting and underlying foam was taken out and will be thrown out tomorrow.

I say "Daaaaaaaaamn."

At 8/1/09 03:33 AM, theshadowwolf wrote: Wow man... Does that even count as a condo? I mean, fuck, thats huge, for a condo...

Well the basement isn't included in the 1300 sq ft.

It is pretty large though. More Pics to come soon!

At 8/1/09 01:39 AM, mandamay wrote: Also, g0t WHY HAVEN'T YOU COME INTO PALTALK?!

There's nothing there really. It's just the same old boring topics. Noone ever has anything interesting to say. It's like everybody stays in their house 24/7 and talks about how gay their teachers are.

At 8/1/09 01:31 AM, RocketBean wrote:

At 8/1/09 01:30 AM, g0t wrote: Nah, I'm gonna try and keep it pretty...homey? Nice leather couch, flat screen tv, hardwood (or laminate) floors, and a nice paintjob. I was thinking a darker tone for the walls, light wood floors and medium tone for the table and couch. A nice transition.

I'm guessing you hold a decent paying job?

700 posts lolololololol

Yeah you could say that I guess. You'd be right about that, mhmm decent paying job, yep.

At 8/1/09 01:17 AM, igott wrote: It looks nice, congratulations. But I have a very important thing to ask:

Can I live in the closet?

Yes. Not for free.

At 8/1/09 01:19 AM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: Sick place dude.

Thanks man!

At 8/1/09 01:21 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: Can I sleep on the couch?

Yeah, if you pay rent.

At 8/1/09 01:22 AM, mandamay wrote:

ooo

A new condo, you say?
Gonna graffiti it up?
It'd be pritt-ee cool.

Nah, I'm gonna try and keep it pretty...homey? Nice leather couch, flat screen tv, hardwood (or laminate) floors, and a nice paintjob. I was thinking a darker tone for the walls, light wood floors and medium tone for the table and couch. A nice transition.

At 8/1/09 01:14 AM, o0-0o wrote: Damn, nice! How much did you drop on that?

It's usually not a good idea to let that kinda stuff out. That's why I'm keeping the address n stuff private.

All I'll say is that it was in the double digit thousands.

Lucky, that seems like a pretty big dwelling.

Yeah, it's pretty spacious. After a few renovations it'll look alot bigger!

Well, if you know anything about me you'll realize I was looking for a commercial building/condo to invest in. I recently put in an offer to a condo and it was accepted and after 2 months of inspections, waiting, and finally signatures and proof of funds and a cashier's check, I'm a homeowner!. Well, condo-owner but you know how it is!

It was a foreclosed condo so there is still some work to do but I'm very excited. i will most likely take pictures of the inside renovations and before and after shots. It'll probably take about 2-3 months to finish everything but I'm ecstatic.

The dimensions and stuff:
1,300 Sq Ft.
3 Bedrooms
2 Bathrooms
Kitchen
Living Room
Dining Room
Finished basement.

It's a bilevel condo so there's noone above or below me. It's the one on the right with the dark bricks.

Here's what it looks like from the outside.