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Wrestling is nothing more than a soap opera for pathetic men with no lives!

Get the fuck over it, there is no way in hell you can call that a sport. I mean 24 has a lot of fighting in it but you wouldn't call that a sport now would you.

Converse is yet another example of where people gauge popularity more important than practicality. You can't get them off and on easy because of the stupid lacing, you can't get them wet without them falling apart and they are uncomfy as hell, but lets get them anyway because every other emo in the country has them.

Exact same thing with windows and ipods.

except they apply to everyone not just emos, obviously.

I pretty much done the same trip not long ago, going to San Francisco, los Angeles then las vegas. Fishermans wharf is really cool, make sure you check out the ripleys believe it or not museum, it was quite impressive.

I was actually quite disappointed with LA, it felt quite scummy, and overrated but i do think you should get a tour of Bel-Air, some of the houses are awesome. And yes, you do get to see the house where the fresh prince was filmed.

Who cares?

I'd prefer not to be on the bus at all, couldn't care where i had to sit.

Wasn't a link to a youtube video of him put on the google homepage in memory of him?

Abused by your uncle and this is him buying your silence?

Death is always going to be boring in that it's the only thing in life that is inevitable, you can't avoid it, hide from it, or fight it. You can only accept it.

Because knowledge is power...

At 7/31/08 01:09 PM, mad-spyke wrote: you're joking right?

Honestly can say it's something i have never come across other than in movies and tv. Nobody ever mentions bases in Scotland, probably something to do with the fact we don't follow or have anything to do with baseball im guessing.

In teen comedies and films from America the male characters always talk about getting to different bases with a girl or there girlfriends. Could anyone from America clarify what the hell the different bases are? I among with quite a few other British people would like to know what the hell you are talking about when you say stuff like "i went to 2nd base with my girlfriend last night"

God dammit whats the name of that search engine everyone uses.... umm, think it starts with a g, oh yeah google, use it faggot.

I think you can go into task scheduler and create a task to shutdown your computer at a certain time.

At 7/31/08 08:04 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Once again, America fucks it up for the rest of the world!

fixed.

Lets try this again:

At 7/29/08 06:19 AM, thisisasignin wrote: ... but I fixed it earlier :(

Sorry, my bad, Didn't notice =[

At 7/29/08 05:01 AM, DanTheBard wrote: So i was think would you rather have a girl that would have sex with whenever(slut) or a girl that my not be as obviuos for sex but will atleaste enjoy when she does do it(whore)

What?

Slut: Slut or slattern is a derogatory term for a person who is deemed sexually promiscuous.

Whore: a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money

For Under 14's only (aka most of newgrounds)

Promiscuous: Promiscuity refers to sexual behaviour of a man or woman who either casually or regularly has sex with several partners.

All these people complain about videogames corrupting our children, first of all they don't, second, most of the time it's the parents who by the game for their child ignoring the age rating then being shocked when it's so violent, what did they expect.

It's all fun and games until it goes off in someones face

just like sex :D

Calvin Klein, can't be beaten.

At 7/27/08 04:14 AM, g0t wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Priapus _Church

It's a church based around the worship of the penis.

Apparently, consumption of semen is considered holy and is encouraged.

They also engage in circle jerks.

Ok thats creepy, but i'm more worried how the hell you discovered this?

Went to see it last night and Heath Ledger was absolutely amazing as the joker, i hope they never make a sequel as wont be the same without him now. Did you know he locked himself in hotel room for a month without speaking to anyone to get into character and practice the voice and actions of the joker, that is real commitment.

I agree with you about everything on Britains decline but i need to clarify a few points you made about the so called "SA80"

First of all the rifle is not called the "SA80", that is name given to that specific family of rifles. "SA80" standing for "small arms for the 1980's"

"As originally issued, the SA80 couldn't be fired from the left shoulder (it still can't), making it dangerous to fire from corners and doorways.

You are right, but your point is irrelevant. Due to the design of the weapons being suited for a right-handed user with the ejection port and cocking handle located on right hand side left-handed firing is impossible meaning the weapon should always be secured into the right shoulder. However, under no circumstances would anyone attempt to fire the rifle from the left shoulder. Tactics and plans are developed arround these situations. Watch a real room clearing and you will see what i mean.

The firing pins broke, the magazine fell off, the bolt-release button broke, the triggers got stuck, the cleaning kit wouldn't clean, the butt plate broke, the cheek-pad fell off, the cheek-pad melted, the cartridge cases wouldn't eject properly, the bolt carrier didn't fit properly, the locking pins holding the gun together were inadequate, and the safety catch wasn't safe."

Yes, the orginal model the The L85A1 was orone to many problems particulary in desert conditions such as those faced in the original desert storm, however most of these problems were fixed with modifications. However in 2000 Heckler & Koch were contracted to upgrade the Sa80 family producing the L85A2 model. "Changes which focused mainly on improving reliability and include: a redesigned cocking handle, modified bolt, extractor and a redesigned hammer assembly that produces a slight delay in the hammer's operation in continuous fire mode, improving reliability and stability"

I personally handled and worked with the l85A1 during my army work experience and the soldiers who were training us told us they were more than happy with the weapon and it's performance, so don't always believe everything you hear on the news or online.

We had a pedophile RE teacher at my school, he seemed to be a cool guy at first then he just got too friendly with everyone, even going golfing with some students and going to anothers house for a party.
We all complained to other teachers and stuff and within a week we got told he was leaving to go live in America, probably before he got caught by the police.

At 7/26/08 05:32 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: That's silly but I'm sure there will be an emo crusade and it'll start WW III.

As if that would work, they'd all get handed weapons and knives ans use them on each other before they met the enemy.

"The game will utilize a new server architecture[3] to support online battles with up to 256 players, with users divided into 8-player squads.[4][5] Each squad will be led by a player who has advanced through the game's ranking system.[4] Character statistics and development will also increase with frequent gameplay"

Straight from the the wikipedia article on it, so i assume that it will definately be using dedicated servers.

My fucking god, have you never seen a naked chick before? if you are that desperate why not just go search some porn on something rather than trying to get some attention seeking cam whore naked.

Dell 24" ultrasharp 1080p monitor @ 1920 x 1200

what do i win?

You know you don't have to lie, we're all friends here.

At 7/24/08 06:07 PM, dididu915 wrote: Technically I'm French. Qo hey, I live in Scotland though

Another Scottish person on Newgrounds? No way, i thought i had the only computer in the country :(