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At 5/6/09 06:42 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: Personally, If I did something bad enough to get put on death row, I would request death by shooting squad. Its quick, cheap, and efficient. The only downside is the person/persons that shoot me would have to live with it, which I wouldn't want. Maybe I would request to push a button to shoot myself. I know they wouldn't give me a gun.

In a proper firing squad, not everyone in it is given a loaded gun. Half the guns are loaded with real bullets, the other half blanks, even the soldiers do not know if there weapon contains real bullets or not. This way when they are given the order to fire, each soldier has a 50/50 chance whether they fired a real bullet.
This way the soldier doesn't need to feel as guilty as he doesn't know if he was responsible for the persons death or not.

The larvae wouldn't eat the bone though would they? so you'd still be left with a skeleton.

Pigs are the best way to get rid of a body, starve them for a couple of weeks, throw them the dead body and watch them devour the whole thing, flesh and bones in a matter of hours.

No one else seen snatch?

The easiest and correct solution:

1. Launch the "Indexing Options" dialog by clicking the Start pearl and search for "index options"
2. Click the "Modify" button.
3. Click the "Show all locations" button, agree to UAC prompt.
4. Expand the "Change selected locations" tree at the top. Find your appropriate inappropriate folders.
5. Untick the folder(s) you wish to exclude from search.
6. Verify your folders have been excluded in the summary below.
7. Close appropriate dialogs.

Or alternatively:

1. Right click on the folder you wish to flag for non-index. Click "Properties".
2. Click the "Advanced" button.
3. Untick "Index this folder for faster searching.
4. Click "OK", and close other windows.

Not a bad mouse, but I prefer my Razer lachesis

4000 DPI, 1000 Hz Ultrapolling with a 1ms response time, 32KB of on-board memory and on-the-fly sensitivity adjustment.

The problem is most people are so self-obsessed that they think the world resolves around them, that everyone should know about there problems and what they are going through, that is if they are not just an attention seeking whore making it up in the first place.

If you life is really that pathetic that you think the best solution is to go seeking this kind advice from strangers on a online forum, then you are probably not ready for a relationship in the first place

There is no footage of it, just an audio clip that was recorded by the soundman if I remember correctly. It is quite easy to find it online if you haven't already, although it is over-rated.

Suicide is nothing more than a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

An attention whore dies, big fucking deal!

Don't get me wrong. She didn't deserve to die, (im not going say no one deserves to die, but that is whole different arguement on capital punishment) but what makes her so god damn special to deserve all the attention she got. Is this really what Britain should be representing to the world as being one of our "heroes". What exaclty did she do? Being a obese foul talking racist skank who did nothing other than go on a reality tv show. Yeah great, this is the type of rolemodel we should be pushing for kids!

As for her premature death, she has no one blame but herself, she had TWO suspicious smear tests but she never ever bothered going back about it. If she had bothered to do something about it at the right time she probably wouldn'h have ended up as fucked as she was and if nothing else would probably have gotten a little more time.

The major thing that pisses me off thought was the drugs she got put on, "somehow" shes manged to get given the new miracle drug topotecan. I mean, it only costs £9,250 for 5 days worth!!!. What makes her so special, of the thousands of woman dying across the nation with cancer, what makes her so deserving while many other women go without!

This whole situation does nothing but show how much the UK has turned to shit.

Didn't any of you study the theory of relativity at school, time is not a constant but is instead related to your speed compared to that of the light.

For example: The famous twin Paradox

Consider twins of exactly the same age performing the following experiment. On their 29th birthday, twin A sets off on a space journey at a speed of 0.995 c (c= speed of light 3x10^8 ms-1 non physics people) while twin B stays at home on Earth. Twin A returns 10 earth years later and claims to be still 29 while twin B is now 39.

Yeah! thank physics for the mindfuck!

Although the teacher shoudln't have been so hasty, your friend shouldn't have adopted such a defensive tone, it only serves to make you look more guilty. Argue your case in an adult matter and you will get treated like one.

Since you asked so nicely....

What is it exactly you get if you win anyway?

At first i thought this would be absolutely horrible, but that was pretty amazing for an amateur film.

At 3/16/09 02:14 PM, Yambanshee wrote:

At 3/16/09 11:27 AM, Denvish wrote: Rename the extension (eg from filename.swf to filename.old), zip it, and email it with instructions to rename the extension at the other end. Works with GMail.

Thanx, ill try that. This might sound nooby, but how do u zip something :S

Also, to the rest, it has 2 b a .exe file as it has the full screen command (etc...) which does not run in a swf

This is still possible with a .swf, You can use the "Stage.displayState = "fullScreen"" command to enable fullscreen within a browser window as long as you include "<param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" />" within the embed tag of the html file.

So basically you publish the game as an .swf and html file, edit the html file as required. Then send your friends both the html file and the .swf over msn etc. That way they can play the game just by clicking the html file and will still be able to use fullscreen

At 3/16/09 08:59 AM, CanadianSnowman wrote: Congrats you upgraded from crap to crap.

Should have bought a razor.

My razer lachesis is amazing, 4000 dpi, 1000Hz and on-the-fly sensivity adjustments. They are quite expensive but in my opinion are the best on the market. Really stylish looking too.

Trailers been removed now unfortunately :(

At 1/16/09 04:55 PM, Kwing wrote:

At 1/16/09 12:12 AM, Proottalfain wrote: Well the computer's flash player (which for you is at version 8) comes with Flash professional. So if you have Flash Professional 8, you have flash player 8.

Crap!

Actually, i think you'll find it's not crap. With Macromedia flash 8 installed your computer when an swf file is opened it runs in the standalone flash player 8, although my flash plugins for my both my Firefox and Internet explorer versions are updated to Version 10.

Basic Dynamics of escalation:

They carry a knife

We start carrying semiautomatics,

They buy automatics.

We start wearing Kevlar,

they buy armor-piercing rounds.

personally i'd rather take my chances against someone with a knife.

Have you been entering the HTML code manually each time? it's easier to use the "Quick HTML" buttons where it's pretty self explanatory.

At 12/22/08 01:33 PM, Jerkapotamus wrote:

At 12/22/08 12:29 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Wow, this really sucks. I loved the Time Splitters series, goes to show, stick with what your good at.

They were supposed to be good at FPS's. Haze was an FPS and it had way too many problems for a studio that was supposed to competent at making FPS's. Same thing happened with Factor 5 and Lair.

The thing is though, you can always just blame the studio, im pretty certain that how shit haze was mostly down to the publisher, Ubisoft. The minute they try and take over, telling the studio what they want, they usually fuck the whole thing up. I mean, look at how quickly EA manages to kill a good series when they take over.

At 11/12/08 01:34 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: nope! littlebigplanet was originally offered to microsoft but they turned it down and now its a console exclusive for PS3 (an amazing one too)

Your wrong, mediamolecule first pitched the idea to sony when it was still just a concept, they loved the idea and have pretty much supported them all the way since.

Btw mediamolecule is still an independent company, sony doesn't own it.

At 12/22/08 10:58 AM, kirbykiller4 wrote: Didn't rare make goldeneye

Oh you're talking about rouge agent aren't you?

Well technically rare did make goldeneye, but it was the team from rare who made goldeneye that split away and started their own company free radical.

I don't know if many of you have heard, but the british based developer of games such as the infamous Goldeneye, the Timesplitters series and the recent flop Haze has entered administration. The company has been struggling recently since Haze proved to be unsuccessful and then losing its contract to lucas arts for the next Battlefront game.
Workers showed up a few days ago to find that their keys too the building no longer worked and a notice saying to meet a local hotel to be told the news.

Personally im incredibly disappointed as I was really looking forward to Timesplitters 4 which the company had already began to produce. What do you guys think?

At 12/22/08 09:32 AM, JarrodK wrote: It has got added minerals in it that boost your immune system and keep your teeth and gums healthy, and if you are from a first world country, all the water has most likely allready been treated.

DONT BUY BOTTLED WATER YOU PANZY.
DONT PURIFY WATER.

It is waste of effort, time and money time you pussy. Man up you maggot.
Discuss.

Your arguement does not apply to me, the pipes in my area are too old and haven't been cleaned in decades causing them to contaminate the water with unsafe levels of iron and other metals. So not only does any food or drink made using my tap water taste disgusting it also harmful to my health. Therefore, bottled water is the only option.

summary: stop trying to be such a smartass

I feel for the man I really do, but can you imagine what the pilot is going through? my thoughts are just as much with him as the man who lost his family. Too lose your family is a terrible thing, but to know that you led to the death of someone else's must be soul destroying.

At 12/2/08 04:14 AM, Ynek wrote: To prevent this happening again...

Any time you are sent an attachment, ask what it is. A virus will be unable to answer that question. A human will.

Or you could try not being a retard and look at the file type before you accept/ open any file type you suspect could be malicious.

Seriously though, if someone says something like "look at the this super hot awesome picture of you naked I found" and you are too stupid too notice that its a exe/zip file with a strange icon instead of a normal image format with preview icon, you deserve to get the virus.

I think valve should avoid doing anything to CSS, the game while old, is still pretty much perfect, The last thing they should do is risk fucking up a system that is loved and still played religiously this long after its release, I can think of no other game that has a fanbase as big as CSS and i think Valve could be shooting themselves in the foot big time by altering it.

It would be alot smarter if they just put the effort into releasing a new Counter Strike, that way anyone who doesn't like it can easily fall back to CSS.

At 11/30/08 12:49 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: ever stabbed a kid in front a teacher?????no i dont think so

Why would you bump like a five month old thread to post that?

And to everyone else that posted, does anyone even bother checking the dates on threads anymore?

Best songs by them would have to be Voodoo People and Hot ride, Infact all of the "Always outnumbered Never outgunned" album is pretty good.

At 11/28/08 04:10 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: A&F might be mediocre but there are definitely brands that are worth the money.

They're that expensive for a reason.

I feel this way about g-star clothing, Ok, it is incredibly expensive, but i think it's worth every penny, Most of my clothes are g-star and i have to say that they are the comfiest clothes I've ever had. Not only that, but they are probably the smartest clothing you can buy, you see all these dumb guys running about in their "fake designer" thinking there awesome when in reality they are not even in the same league as a brand such as that.

Another example is Calven Klien boxers. I swear by these. Yeah, they are like £15 a a pair, but no other boxer comes close for this level of comfort, i promise you, you wear them once and you'll never wear anything else again.

I will admit that the old saying "you only get what you pay for is flawed" with such stupid brands like A&F, Diesel, Superdry pretending to be something special when they are really not, but if you are willing to pay the premium on expensive brands which are genuinely worth it, such as g-star, hugo boss, calvin Klien etc, you will not definately not regret it.