Who the hell are all these new people?

Ok, let me tell you how you get your first BJ.

So I was sitting in school one day and my friend comes up to me and tells me all about how this bangin hot girl thinks I'm kind of cute. Apparently she had seen me at a pool party over the summer (This was in september right after school started and I have that effect on girls when I'm in a bathing suit ) and liked what she saw. But I was a ***** and didn't really think much more than "Whatever, my friend is probably being an ******* but if it is true, at least some girl likes me".

Fast forward a month and I was standing at my locker getting ready to go home. Packin up, gettin ready for Friday night. Suddenly this girl (We'll call her Stacy) is standing right next to me. All I could croak out was "Wassup?". The rest of the conversation went something like this...

Stacy: Hey Derrickkkkk (Hello, my name is Derrick and for the record she did extend my name like that).
Me: Hey Stacy, what's goin on?
Stacy: So have you heard the news?
Me: (At this point I had a feeling of what was going on but I played dumb) Umm no what?
Stacy: I think you're cute.
Me: You're not so bad yourself (Slick huh?).
Stacy: Sooo my boyfriend broke up with me recently and I've been pretty lonely but I was wondering if you could help me out...
Me: (Blown away, no pun intended) What did you have in mind?
Stacy: Are you gonna be around tonight?
Me: Umm yea... in fact I have the house to myself tonight (My parents were with my older brother looking at colleges. How lucky was I so far. And no I did not have a house party in mind, I appreciate my belongings).
Stacy: Goooood. Gimme your address and I'll be over at 9.
Me: Aight, cool. (It was so hot, she wrote her info on my hand and I wrote mine on hers)

But now I'm freakin out. I'm so scared that I'm gonna **** something up, or do something retarded. But eventually I collect my self and set up for that night. My friend pulls through and drops some drinks off for me while I try to clean up a little (No homo).

So at 9 she shows up. Even though she only had her junior license, she stole her moms car and drove (So hot). As soon as I close the door we're on top of each other. Some how we get to the kitchen and start doin shots. Then she whispers to me and says "I want to give you a night you'll never forget". She rips off my pants and gets right in there. It was going to amazing but just as I was about to blow, my mom walks in, gets scared, and says you're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah forget it, yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, homes smell you later! looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

tl;dr- BEST BJ OF MY LIFE

http://www.google.com/search?q=100-5

Tard.

At 2/22/09 04:05 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote:

At 2/22/09 03:26 AM, fwe wrote: Are you saying a 3D animation that good is overrated because every animation you've ever done is complete shit in comparison?

hey guys.
can you spot the frustrated fanboy? I CAN

In other news, every flash you have that isn't a "Collaborate Effort" have scores like 1.59 and 2.30. And that's from 2009. I think the first step in making a decent animation is choosing frame rates higher than a single digit. Of course, I doubt you know your way around flash enough to change frame rates, so you stick to making flash animations that resemble the works of a 7-year old downs syndrome retard baby, while trolling forums as you stroke your e-peen. Am i right in any way, shape, or form?

Also, who are you, go away you unknown

At 2/22/09 03:16 AM, ShirtTurtle wrote: the final act is even more overrated than egoraptor's anime thing wtef/

Are you saying a 3D animation that good is overrated because every animation you've ever done is complete shit in comparison?

At 2/21/09 12:27 AM, ReNaeNae wrote:

At 2/20/09 11:05 PM, fwe wrote: Just poopin in

...seems to be the trendy thing to do these days!!

Hi fwe!!! ...you said poop! lol :D

I miss youuuuuuuuuu

Just poopin in

You will never be this cool.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qVsXhg03gB U

stop being noobs

I know there are open source libraries to encode images but is there any way to parse and show an image in flash without having to go through a PHP script based on a socket's stream?

Basically, I have the raw binary data, need to parse it in flash.

mugly

At 8/17/08 07:25 PM, Toast wrote: lol.. he's not new :)

welcome back fwe.

Hey man..
holy crap @ the sig.. that is so old. I remember all the fun all us flash guys had playing it back in the day.. sigh

At 8/17/08 07:21 PM, Akadra wrote: The Flash Forum isn't for saying 'hi ter i am new end i want to maek kool gams n stuff' for saying hi, go to the General Forum, i think there is a Meet n' Greet thread there.

Sign-Up: 09/10/06

get on my level scrubnuts

im new here just saying hi but im gonna start lerning to program so maybe i can make some sick games like mouse avoiders and who knows i might make the next alien hominid. wish me luck

flash still exists?

oh hi there, renaenaenaenae
nae

I'll give you a hello in MSN when I figure out how to stay online for more than a minute, it just crashes lol.

I like your stuff too, pooguy

Most of you from 03-07 know me so if you don't, feel free to look in my profile.
Standard stuff, split 50/50, post samples of your work here, unless I know you, and be online a lot.

I have a few ideas I'd like to pinch out before the summer is over so I need someone who doesn't slack and likes to work fast, and is good.

holla @ fwe4life (at) comcast.net or PM me and I'll add you to MSN/skype/steam.

melodyne?

At 6/24/08 12:56 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: This? (lame)

That's right. Main.

And you're not.

At 6/24/08 10:52 AM, RyanPridgeon wrote: Wow, I had a odd moment of retardation there.

I can't believe how stupid I am.

Anyway I figured it out, here's the code for those interested...

Like I said 2 posts ago...

I blame you for it getting blammed.

At 6/24/08 10:47 AM, RyanPridgeon wrote: Basically I have a weird problem that I can't solve.

This is the code on an MC.

onClipEvent(load){
oldx=_x;
oldy=_y;
_root.gravity;
}
onClipEvent(enterFrame){
xspeed=oldx-_x;
yspeed=oldy-_y;
_x+=xspeed;
_y+=yspeed+_root.gravity;
oldx=_x;
oldy=_y;
}

So by my logic, this should make the ball accelerate downwards, but instead it goes downwards at a steady speed of 2.

W
T
F.

Please help me D:

You place oldy at the end of the block of code which means when you check it against the currenty next frame it'll always be 0

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/240608/3 8735_santyyy.php
Use Arrows keys to move and SPACE to use your jetpack.

What do you think of it and what can I improve? It's supposed to be a bad santa that breaks into places and steals presents. It's not gonna be called bad santa though, you guys can give advice on the name as well.

Seriously... I wanna know

Soccer's cool, if you havn't played counterstrike

Does the software that exists for cellphones where you hold up a song playing to it and itll tell you what it is, exist for PC as well?

I laugh. Megadeth does not compare to the gum stuck on my shoe let alone Metallica.

http://www.noobflicks.com/watch/1162/tes t_css_2_awp

Help a brother out

www.home.comcast.net/~fwe4life/cheatcode .mp3