YOU BETTER BEWARE TOM. I WILL FIND YOU THERE... AND POKE YOU.
*CLOSE UP ON FACE*

FUCK YES!!!! NO WAY!!!?!?!?

OH MAN!!!! NEWGROUNDS IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!!!!!<333333!!!!
THIS IS SO BAD-ASS!!! >:3 *EXCITEMENT!*

WELCOME ROB. ;-; and thank you... *sniffle* thank you so much...
*tears*

Maybe one day... Maybe one day...
I could just throw up one hell of a short to kick some serious ass wherever it's submitted.

Newgrounds hellah inspires me.
It's been a part of me since I was a wee boy and it helped turn me to be who I am today.
Some crazy ass wanna-be animator. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Do animations have to be so effing detailed and stuff to be able to win?
I don't think so. If Don Hertzfeldt can win a Sundance Best Short Animation award, I CAN TAKE DOWN THE OSCARS.

Haha, seriously... That would be so bad-ass if some flash animator from Newgrounds took down the oscars. That would generate so many lulz

OH GOD DAMNIT!!!
*LAUGHS*!!!!

I just bought 3 mini Munny's and an art kit YESTERDAY.
Well, theres always...someday in the future.

Hahaha, Congradulations all you crazy winnerpeepz!
*HIGH FIVE TO YALLZ*

Oh yeah. AND GIT BETTAH GANGSTATRON.

Lol, Nash Bunny was hellah tight.
But what I'm really pissed about is not knowing about the
pixel flash plug-in earlier. D=

I got to work on an official MSI video and I decided to make my scene in 16bit
I worked 24 hours non stop on drawing sprites in adobe photoshop
I would then import them into Flash and animate them there.... IT WAS A BITCH.

*sigh* oh well... AT LEAST I HAVE SOME NEW TOOLS TO MESS AROUND WITH! WOO!

At 12/27/07 07:15 AM, LazyMuffin wrote: LOOK AT ME! I'M NEWGROUNDS! I CARE!

I demand more seal clubbing.

*LAUGH!*
You know, what makes me laugh more?
The fact that these awesome laptops and the world is being helped
by a website with a bunch of porn ads and a portal filled with cock jokes n violence!~<3

<3 I LOVE IT.

oh-ho! DUDE! That pump is effing GENIOUS!

My mother grew up carrying buckets of water from the river a mile away, back to the house.
This stuff would have been useful back in the day.

Could teach kids how to hunt and END WORLD HUNGER! WOOH!

P= This is a great step towards a brighter future... before you know it, everybody will be wired to the internet. All those kids and families who work hard out in the fields will look forward to learning and playing around with a few laptops.

RAWRAWRARW.

*LAUGHS HARD*
OH MAN. I didn't expect RWD to get daily first.
TAHTS PRETTY HILARIOUS.
To me anyways.

HOORAY FOR DICKS ON ICE.
*headbangs*
I'm sorry about the octosanta. For you see, i finished my entry on the same day I finished
THIS A CHRISTMAS WIGGLE
Daily 8th on Christmas isn't that bad, G.

Rock on, gangstas.

HAHAHA! Dude, dem trophyz be serious business.

Dude! Free tabletz!? Dizzamn, you fuckin PWN! =O!
I already have one, but... Hey... I want to know if I can nominate someone for this awesome "WACOM TABLET GIVING GOODNESS"

This dude, DARKSHADOW8181, he's been contributing some awesome shizzazzle to the site.

He has been in the 2007 NG Sketchbook tour, submitted a few animations, and participated in a few contests. He doesn't use a mouse or a tablet either....
HE USES A TOUCH PAD ON A LAPTOP. =O!

I think a tablet would boost up his animating powers by a BAJILLION MILLION!
His style is pretty neat too. Old bendy-arms traditional style.
He should of seen this thread... IF NOT. IM'A SLAP HIM... and make him send you a note.

I don't see anything wrong with the tank, seriously. It's pretty bad-ass.
WHO WOULDN'T WANT A FREAKIN TANK TROPHY TO SHOW OFF?!

1) What should we call the trophy? The Tankies? The Shermans? Be creative...
Wow... thats a tough one.

"I received a '____' for being fucking awesome."
You want to insert a a cool word in there, so when you say it, it'll make you look like a bad-ass in front of sexy people...

TANKER, I do like that one much. Tankiez sounds okay... "I won a tankie."
But "Tanker" pounds a fist into your gut pretty well.

2) Should the song of the year be required to be featured in a game or movie (like the Oscars)? This would encourage more collaboration on big projects.

Naw, I don't think it should be required... I think it should be based off popularity and awesomeness.
Being in a movie should only increase its chances of being nominated.

And now, a picture... for people who are getting tired of reading.

I was wondering how those damn laptops worked. I was reading up on them.
I wanna try one out myself. I watched a video on Youtube, looks pretty damn awesome.

Lap TAWP

If It doesn't run flash, I will be very sad. )=
I think it would run flash. A good quarter of the internet runs on flash.
:B Access to porn, Hahahah... Rebecca... Ahhh Good times.

Dear Tom and DAN!!!!!!! >.<!

I will now tell you how I got alien hominid!

1. I read online about people getting it from EB games.
2. I sent my brother out on this wild goose chase, expecting him to return with nothing.
3. He braught back the game. I was shocked.

He told me that the man just walked away for a second, and came out with the game in his hands. =|

And to prove to you two that I got it from EB games.. I will post a picture when my batteries charge up!
=D

I'd support the team by ordering online, but I don't have a credit card, and I don't wanna show my dad how much money I owe my brother.

Indubadably!!!

=D I called my friend over, and me and him played, and he baught his friend over then we all played. lol
=D and then we just glazed over it.. ;_; and it baught tears to our eyes.
Finaly, a game resembling Metal slug, but =O it was OUR type of game.

Me and my friends LOVE explosions and VIOLENCE! >.<! AND CARTOONY ANIMATED FUN! www.golococomix.tk (My site, my type of violence)

and this game is DELICIOUS! I like it. =) yeah.
o.o does that answer your question?

Damn doode. Honestly, Alien Hominid is REALLY good.
Oh mah god. I just love it so much, im going to post again.

I am happy it got 8.4
It should have been higher though!! =O!
MY GOD! ITS LOVELY MAN! LOVELY!
;_;
its a mix of

EARTH WORM JIM (The lunyness of it.)
INVADER ZIM (The colored backgrounds and art)
METAL SLUG (The 2D shooter!)

Add them together and you get true masterpiece!!!
;_; oh god, this game is fun!
I especially love the music on the flying level.
=O Tom only did the game programing?

wow. ;_; this is beutiful...... I love the lil minigames.......

Oh, more about the Lag.

=\ it doesn't really lag....
=| Im not sure. but it kinda goes slow on the train level... Everything kinda slows down.. so much action... so fast paced... so... So... great...
=D i don't mind at all!!!!!
>.<! *hugs the game*
Ok, im'a stop posting now. Have fun you all!

GOOD JOB WITH THE GAME PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON ALIEN HOMINID!!!

Edit: I expirienced no lag whatsoever. =O!!!

(1 hour after last post on this topic)

LMAO! LAG?! WHAT LAG?!?!
HAHAHAH! IM HAVING THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE!
This game is fun!!!!

OMG! I just got it and damn its cool!
=O I really like it! GOOD JOB TOM!
and im glad for the review, its great.

I sent my brother out to get alien hominid
(I didn't think EB would actually have it)
AND HE CAME BACK WITH THE GAME! HAHAH! THIS IS COOL!

I like the car level, Its fun! >.<!

Edit:
o.o im not the creator of AH so I dont know if AH is trying to compete with the new games out there right now.

I've read this whole topic, and i've heard the complains about the lag.

Its just your console. (like someone said earlier)
=O i played San Andreas on a friends ps2 console and it phuckin lagged like hell. And he baught his a while after I baught mine.

Anyways, yes, Alien hominid is not trying to compete or any big brands.
it's one of them games that you play when you get get a urge of shooting things without actually aiming.

Yeah, it would have been better if it was released after christmas. (maybe)
because eventually, everyone's gonna get sick of Halo2 and everyones gonna get sick of san andreas (Its just a version of vice souped up with more shit and a bigger map)

I don't have AH yet, so im not gonna be rambling alot.
SO im gonna go out there right now and walk barefoot through the snow and everything to go get my copy of AH.

Gosh Tom, Everytime I think of alien hominid, my nipples get hard.
=D I sense a rise in your game making.

I love the way the characters are drawn! This aint friggin bad art, this stuff game looks like it can kick some serious ass!

Anyways, i'll get back to posting my info on this game later.

Ok, I think these two people should get slapped.
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Of course, being gay is a sin. It says so in the Bible.
Thou shalt not lay with man, as lay with woman.
That is sick. And disturbing. God would never leave two men alone on Earth.

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The bible says alot of things, And it was re-written by man many times.
so their might be alot of errors in it.

Anyawys, not everyone follows the bible. Some people have different religions. o.o
I think this person should get poked in the eyes.
And who knows. Maybe god WOULD leave 2 men on the earth. You wouldn't know, you're not god.

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The reference to God in that move was just wrong. I can't understand how people can ignore the fact the Sadum and Gamohara was destroyed for the same reason. and if you claim to be Christian I really hope that this movie was funny to you because it's probly BOUGHT YOU A TRIIP TO HELL. lord knows that after I saw that I think its a good punishment for Degrading God like that. It was not funny and just made me completely sick. Again may you burn in hell for this trash that you made

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You think its Degrating god? Not funny? and Completely sick?
Then you may have the symptomes of being a "complete dumbass"
It's funny to me. because I have a different humor than this person.
I think god thought it was funny too.
Hehehe.

Just like Marc M and Tom said.
"why can't everyone just sit back and laugh?"
=( Its really sad how these types of people always bring stuff up like this on their reviews.