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Response to: Oy, top o' the eve'nin to ya lads Posted March 17th, 2011 in General

At 3/17/11 12:50 AM, Strategize wrote:
At 3/17/11 12:50 AM, funnyhomeboy wrote:
At 3/17/11 12:48 AM, Cootie wrote: Green beer, my lads! You see it is just like normal beer... only green.
Lies!

Mt.DEWWWWWWWWWW
Mountain Dew is clear when it's out of the bottle, silly.

I Thaink Nawt!!!

Oy, top o' the eve'nin to ya lads

Response to: Oy, top o' the eve'nin to ya lads Posted March 17th, 2011 in General

At 3/17/11 12:48 AM, Cootie wrote: Green beer, my lads! You see it is just like normal beer... only green.

Lies!

Mt.DEWWWWWWWWWW
Response to: I like newgrounds Posted March 17th, 2011 in General

I might not know you Scarab, but you should know that I would honestly be a very, very sad person if you did something so silly as to hurt yourself if you feel like it's the only thing to do. My uncle is a psychologist who studies Zen Buddhism, and he says that it really helps soothe the mind and allows people to focus on the good things in life rather than the bad.

Maybe you should take up yoga? It might seem weird, but it's actually very calming and lessens the stress on your heart. My sister has known 5 people who have committed suicide. I don't want to say that I can feel the same way. It hurted her and scarred her in ways you can't imagine.

I hope you feel better Scarab.

:J

What would you do... Posted March 16th, 2011 in General

...if the internet did not exist and you heard about the tsunami in Japan from the radio?

Without the constant flow of information from the scene of the incidents, would you be panicking that the 'end of the world was nigh', rushing to the store to buy all the canned foods you could buy (people did this during chernobyl) or would you sit on your porch, crank up "It's the End of the World As We Know It" and sip a beer (even if you were underraged)?

Seriously, do you think panic would be more prevalent if we did not have the internet and relied solely on the television and radio for all news source?

Response to: Japan's got 48 hours... Posted March 16th, 2011 in General

They plan on encasing the nuclear site in dense sand and topping it off with concrete if the shit truly hits the fan in order to act as an entombing substance to stanch the flow of radiation. In addition, Idk if they have been using saltwater, since that would ruin the plant altogether, costing the Japanese billions of dollars ontop of damages from the tsunami.

God bless those brave souls who stayed behind.

Response to: What medications do you use? Posted March 16th, 2011 in General

At 3/16/11 04:44 PM, atypop wrote: Crack, heroin...
Oh right...

Speaking of drugs, I remember that I had an attack so severe, that my mom took me to a hospital and they kept making me inhale the Albuterol in adult dosages (I took this 7 times in a row when I was probably only 12.) By the end I was seeing stars and wobbling all over the room. Take the treatment only once and you'll still get that 'light and shaky' feeling, but 7 times is crazy.

That's probably the closest I've been to being high.

Response to: What medications do you use? Posted March 16th, 2011 in General

Emergency Inhaler with a drug called Preventalin.

In bad cases I have a machine with Albuterol that I inhale manually. I often take a puff and try to blow a smoke ring like I'm puffing a cigar.

Oh, and I have asthma, so yeah.

Response to: My school is a Totalitarian State Posted March 16th, 2011 in General

I think I've done a college paper on schools like this. Schools indeed take one too many steps over the rights of students, and having a centralized position of power is not what I consider teaching students the fundamentals of democracy. (Strange how public schools function like this...)

In addition, I have the opposite principle in my school. He has a sense of humor, isn't a guy I could see mad easily, and I think overall enjoys having people question his ideas. Heck, even the Assistant principle makes fun of him on our announcements everyday. In addition, we have the 2nd highest test scores in the region and are in the top 25 of the state I believe. Not bad considering that the higher up schools make more than double the average GDP of our school. :P

My suggestion, write in an anonymous letter. Express your disatisfaction, and if it 'disappears', write in an anonymous letter to the superintendant. People who are discontent with others take solace in knowing they are not alone, and are more inclined to take action. In addition, the superintendant is probably the only one who can't be 'fired' by the principle.

Response to: This Christian girl is insane Posted March 16th, 2011 in General

I should try this sometime, get free pizza.

Order up! Pizza with teh lulz!
Response to: staging.newground s.com controversy Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

At 3/15/11 03:02 PM, Makakaov wrote: Cool story.

Bro.

Response to: Final Fantasy Club Posted March 15th, 2011 in Clubs & Crews

Seeing how I'm an avid fan of FF I'll list my top games.

1. Final Fantasy XII. Loved it through and through, and I especially loved the overall freedom, scope, and intricate storyline this game had, and the motif of the separation of church and state, the will of the people, nationalism and imperialism make this game one of my most treasured. Hate all you want, but I really like the different method of gameplay and the different direction of character development this game had. Basch was intended to be the main character, and the story revolves mostly around him and Ashe, so I often think of him as the protagonist.

Turn 18, replay the game. Take some notes. Reflect.

2. Final Fantasy X. Music, story, characters, this game had it all, and is the most likely candidate for a movie.

3. Final Fantasy Tactics. Damn...this game is hard, but the story shakes the foundation of the truthfullness of government, the church, and who truly is working for the will of the people, rather than for selfish gain. In addition, the game is extremely expansive, and can take up 100s of hours depending on how you play.

4. Final Fantasy VI. The characters and music were the main selling point of this masterpiece. While the story was good and the settings had their own flare, Uematsu breathed life into this game, and the characters followed suit.

5. Final Fantasy IX, this FF is probably the only to have actually have made me laugh. The unique characters, the whimsical feeling of the towns/cities, and the balance between exploration and hallway roaming make this the bottom, while definitely not the worst, Final fantasy on my Top 5.

As for least favorite? Final Fantasy 8. The junction system killed the battle system, the ooey gooey lovey dovey angsty wangsty plotline made this seem like a daytime soap opera with guns on crack. In addition, I fail to see how a Jet Li wannabe and a daisy-picking whip-lasher graduated above someone as kickass as Seifer. Albeit that, FF8 wins for most epic intro.

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted March 15th, 2011 in Clubs & Crews

Can some one make a sig with this picture 3 times with it zooming in each time? This is based off of the 'God is so Good' aka the woman who thought the earthquake in Japan was caused by god. Maybe you could throw in crying babies or something creative inbetween?

:D

Newgrounds Sig Makers

Response to: Doomsday Theories Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

How about that mega-volcano that's active under Yellowstone that could end all life on planet earth if it erupts.

Hooray for geologically possible doomsday theories!!!

Response to: Masturbation. Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

This thread makes me feel uneasy.

Response to: Court Hearing Starts for Shooter Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

Wow man, my feelings go out for your sister, the kid, and the officer. The article says as if it's revenge for a death of his friend. So...I mean, I don't see why he had to bring the other students into it.

All around bullcrap man. (Not the thread, the situation.)

Response to: Draw the Above Username Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

Suits you rather well ol' chap.

Draw the Above Username

Response to: Turn Mom In? Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

At 3/15/11 12:43 PM, SireWolf wrote:
BAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

This coming from the man with Harem Jutsu Naruto in his signature.

Response to: 9/11 karma? Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

At 3/15/11 11:58 AM, thies wrote: Why does everybody believe in karma?

Because everyone on Newgrounds is evidently Buddhists.

Response to: 9/11 karma? Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

At 3/15/11 11:50 AM, cristian123 wrote: I have seen all the threads about how Earthquake struck Japan triggering a Tsunami is karma if that is true wouldn't 9/11 be karma caused.

Fuck karma, shit happens.

Response to: This Christian girl is insane Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

At 3/15/11 11:45 AM, SnoopyChicken wrote: I cant see it due to copyright claims, anyone got an alt link?

This shows the video and a guy essentially dissecting it. Overall pretty good.

Response to: Turn Mom In? Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

She will benefit from it since the law will mandate that she reform. Therapy alongside jailtime should definitely be an eye opener that what she is doing is not right. Sorry if I offend the OP, but your mom sounds like a sociopath, as I have met many of them to recognize their behavior.

-Taking advantage of those who have more than they do. (Leaving her husband with his money.)
- It almost seems like she expects others to take care of her. Another trait.
- Resorts to criminal activity in order to sustain themselves.

My serious advice should be to anonymously turn her in. Call crimestopper, and if she asks, presume that one of her dealers was a snitch. If she expresses shock that you know of this, say that you knew about it, and to be honest it was going to end like this eventually. If she cares more about the drugs/money/boyfriend that you, then you can just let her go to prison, and hope that she gets the help she needs. If not, then you can always visit her and check up on her to see how she is progressing and maybe help her on the road to being a successful woman on her own.

Response to: Your Favorite Subliminal Messages Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

At 3/15/11 11:15 AM, kazumazkan wrote: i think it would be the windows logo the way it would symbolize a swastika

Did somebody say...swastika?

Your Favorite Subliminal Messages

Response to: Your Favorite Subliminal Messages Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

At 3/15/11 07:31 AM, suprememessage wrote: Mine is the one I just made which includes 4 subliminal messages, anyone care to find them all?
Point them out to me and ill see if you got all 4 of them, this one is pretty easy.

I'm sorry, I don't have 40/20 vision.

Response to: Today, I turn 17! :D Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

...and you're still a virgin.

Today, I turn 17! :D

Response to: Would you eatyour penis? Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain.

Response to: wassup! i need a magic trick Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

This thread is going to become perverted beyond reason.

I just feel it man.
Response to: New Newgrounds Friend Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

At 3/15/11 09:21 AM, Luis wrote: Can someone be my friend. Send me a PM pleaseeee

I'll be your friend...

Now drive me everywhere and buy me shit. Friend.
Response to: Meltdown Japan. Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

At 3/15/11 08:29 AM, wildfire4461 wrote: They rate nuclear disasters on a scale of 1-7. 3 Mile was a 5, and Chernobyl a 7. At first the Japan incident was a 4, but it's now been upped to 6.

Oh wow, six? Thanks for the update.

I just hope they are able to get Reactor 2 under control.

Response to: Smoking Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

At 3/15/11 08:22 AM, Alchemist94 wrote: I am in the process of giving up, it doesn't happen overnight.

There's no process in the denial of a craving. You simply submit to it or not. You choose to not smoke, it's just that this decision is more difficult for others.

Happened overnight, doesn't mean you can't start back up overnight. But don't give in to the cravings. Spend the $5 on something you like even more, like a big bar of candy or something. Maybe nicotine gum.
Response to: Klayworld review Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

By this logic Family Guy would be freaking hilarious today. As you can see even impulse-driven mindless shenanigans gets old after a series of episodes.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.