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He would have met a better fate if he had posted in the VG forum.

Reap what you sow I s'pose.

Someone make a flash of this. Right now.

Title:

Zalecot's Quest for Booty.

The BBS is like a colony of amoebas.

There's a whole lot of stuff here, but none of it's new.

I don't see why we don't give the condemned an option to become a test subject. Once the testing is done, and if they survive the testing, then they can go free.

That way, if a man kills one person, he can inadvertantly save 1 million if the testing of a drug or vaccine comes through due to his testing.

If he dies during testing (be it painful or not, it will have been his/her decision), then he would have saved the taxpayer's money on the drug used to kill him in the first place.

With this, animal testing could eventually be abolished and prisoners could have another venue of parole. This way the family might feel that with the death of their loved one, they are giving life to another family.

Hopefully people read this, since it is a very viable option that would save lives, money, and overall remove the death penalty.

Seeing as how the discovery of the first recorded supernova in the 16th century essentially sparked the Renaissance, I'll have to affirm that answering controversial questions can indeed benefit humanity. Were previous traditions not upheaved and progressions in liberal thinking not to exist, you would be tending your fields with an ox and pooping in a hole in the ground today.

Think of it from a past perspective. Imagine someone asked in the 1500s, " What's the point of discovering a route to China from a silly thing as the Earth being round. I mean, think about it, if the world knew that there were no pillars of the earth and no firmament, think of the chaos due to the collapse of previous tradition! Nah, some things are better left unknown."

You would know for a fact that this man is full of BS (I'm not saying you are, but I'm trying to get you to see the perspective) and that indeed the knowledge of the earth being spherical revolutionized the previous conception that the Earth was round.

In essence, the empiricism that resulted from the destruction of tradition paved the way for progress and a better state of living then on.

tl;dr, I disagree.

At 3/26/11 03:53 PM, Scarface wrote: Never heard of that show. What was it about?

^^This.

Heck, I'm not even sure why shows like Johnny Test are still in existance. JohnnyUtah himself could make a better episode than a whole studio's worth of animators.

Besides, if Johnny Utah were ever to get a job as an animator, he'd be doing it for an AS cartoon no doubt.

At 3/25/11 05:18 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: So naturally, you had to tell the BBS, because we would love to hear about a 6th grader's phone, which you insist isn't a smartphone. OP confirmed for being 13.

Sorry OP, he has a point.

At 3/25/11 05:08 PM, Yert wrote: Honestly, you're a fucking idiot if you got worked up enough to post a thread about some confused little kid.

Aww come on, don't be a self-righteous prick about it. Humor the OP.

Leaves before flame.

I'd want to come back as a cat.

Sleeeeeeep alllll day, do nothing, play around, have people clean up your shit.

Ah...the life.

Friday. It should be fresh and 'hip' with the youngins' today.

At 3/25/11 03:59 PM, 111122223188 wrote:

At 3/25/11 03:29 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

Admins can track who voted what on which flashes, so finding people who just give 5's (or 0's) to every UJ submission is actually pretty simple.

THEY could like them all or hate them all. If they like al Flashes why should they have to live in fear?

You're a KK spammer. I believe your opinion holds little merit on the matter.

To put it in perspective, go up to ten people and ask them if they would like a glazed donut or a piece of cat poo to eat. Nearly 100 percent of the time (Damn fecalphiles) people will prefer to take the donut, and throw the crap away.

Same goes for flash.

While some retards actually get enjoyment from epileptic-seizure producing spam flashes containing 3 frames of animation, Newgrounds has something a good many of other sites dont: Standards.

If you like that crap you can leave to 4Chan or ebaumsworld.

1, and 2.

I've been here a good amount of time, but I usually check the front page, since that is where the good flashes are bound to be.

In addition, there's really not a whole lot of incentive to flag. I would probably do it more often if I got a single exp. point for every correctly flagged flash.

Hmm...I'm not one to judge often, but I believe Einstein DID a lot more than this child even comprehends at this time.

In the end, genius or no genius, the smarter person is the one who applies his genius to his further extent. I was reading beyond a college level by the age of 7, so does that make me more intelligent than Charles Dickens? Not at all.

I'm sorry, but claiming you're intelligent simply because you filled in some bubbles the right way doesn't make you Einstein. Heck, Einstein didn't NEED an IQ test to prove he was a genius.

At 3/24/11 08:52 PM, superuberinsaneausm wrote: psycologists help only if your open to them, its sort of sad that im more open to my friends the to a psycologist....

I have no friends. I'm alone 24/7, so this is crucial to me. I know I can't keep going on like this, but I've become so used to this 'feeling' that it's almost like an addiction. It's almost like I crave the pain. Masochist, sadist, whatever, I just want peace of mind.

The saddest part of it all is that I know I have a future to look forward to, (Totally twisted, amirite.) but (pardon the emo expression) it's like I have a thousand swords in me. Even if you take the painful process to release one out of me, there are still 999 more, and I'll bleed even faster.

This self-contradictory frame of mind is tough, but due to it I find myself to be a more thoughtful person on the psychology of pain because of it. Even still, I can control myself, and I've disciplined myself to a controlled manner, but it's hard.

Thanks for the input.

We'd be doing what we're doing now...but in 2001.

At 3/24/11 08:47 PM, Sanch wrote: No one on the BBS can really help you with this. If you feel you have an actual problem that someone can help you with, and you are willing to let them, take the chance.

I know they can't help me with this, but I wanted to see if anyone had any experience with this. I'm overviewing some psychologists and I wanted to know what could help me in this process.

It was leading up to this eventually I suppose. Nevertheless, I'm certain it should be a good experience for me, but I don't know what to expect from it.

To start over, my family on my mother's side has a history of mental health issues; my grandfather having schizophrenia, and I myself was a supposed candidate for a disorder by a couple of my teachers.

I don't know what to say, but I get these out-of-the-blue violent thoughts and grisly imaginings in my mind, and everyday seems to be an insomniac blur, I barely get enough sleep since it takes hours for me to go to bed, my mind is consistently in thought, and at times I find myself so lost in my brain that I'll often catch myself talking to myself or re-enacting a scenario in my head.

So, after a good 4-5 years of this crap, I told my mom about it, about my suspicions of me having this thing called Asperger's Syndrome. I knew that self-diagnosis was stupid and I didn't want to go around saying, "Oh don't mind me, I have a condition."

SYMPATHY/CREEPYNESS OVERLOAD.

I know this is a very personal matter, but I wanted to know if anyone here on NG had any histories with psychologists. My uncle is a psychologist, so I know that they do indeed help and at times find peace in people, but I'm so uncomfortable with this that I'm on the brink of an emotional breakdown, but the worst part is that I never show it. I go on in school and at home with a blank disposition and everyday sees to gnaw at my sanity. I know that I need this, but I wanted to know if I'm not alone in this.

Thanks.

Atheists who believe they have the jurisdiction to tell someone what they believe because they believe that no God exists is despicable, as the same also goes for Christianity or any other religion for that matter.

In essence, I believe the only correct religion/belief is agnosticism, because the very definition of the word is that nobody knows the truth.

In addition, take a college Ancient History class before you begin to parade Christianity either; you'll see that it has plagiarized quite a bit from religions pre-dating it by the millenias.

Anywho, I'm fine with Christians, as long as they do not interfere with the scientific process or the judicial system. The only problem I have with the religion is that many confuse Christianity for morality.

In the end, it is the closed mind that is the cancer, not the religion. Reversion to referring only to a Bronze Age book is what landed us a Dark Age, courtesy of the fall of the Roman empire and the advent of Christianity. Once illiteracy and ignorance took root, it had to take 1000+ years to bring them out of it.

At 3/24/11 12:29 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: Wade finally shaved that silly beard.

Wow, that actually made me lol. Props good sir.

Smell: 8

Showered this morning, but it's 12:56, so 1. 8*1=8

I give a total of 2 fucks. 8/2=4

4*6=24

24 percent man. Hm...it essentially boils down to how long you've taken a shower, so fail formula.

Don't die.

At 3/24/11 12:42 AM, beardkiller wrote:

At 3/24/11 12:36 AM, funnyhomeboy wrote: I hate...nobody. Not in a 'I wish you were dead' way, but there are many who I believe the world wouldbe a better place without. Not that they don't have the capacity to change themselves. That's partially the reason why I can't really hate anyone, since people change.

Besides, holding grudges is bad for your health.

i dont hate beiber i bash him for fun cus ive got nobody else that i can bash without risk(a furry is too risky too bash)

So you prey on the weak and innocent purely for the sake that it is safe since society deems it acceptable? Congratulations, it's people with this mentality that form the future for fascist governments.

I hated Bieber for a time purely because I believed there were many greater artists that weren't getting any recognition due to his sponging of the limelight, but after a while I came to pity him, since that career will be the only thing he'll amount to.

Furries, while a good amount are indeed porn-crazed peeps, a few actually produce some quality work. (I enjoy things of the sort of 'Lackadaisy' and Goldenwolf on DeviantArt, but that's the gist of it.) I mean, if it doesn't resort to anything beyond that of fetish-artworks, then I don't really see a cause for hate.

Well that's my $.02.

I hate...nobody. Not in a 'I wish you were dead' way, but there are many who I believe the world wouldbe a better place without. Not that they don't have the capacity to change themselves. That's partially the reason why I can't really hate anyone, since people change.

Besides, holding grudges is bad for your health.

Graveyard shifts have been proven to shorten the lifespans of it's workers.

Here's a link.

I'm sorry if I seem like a bearer of bad news, but I honestly suggest you look at the graveyard shift or any job that you find only has that opening as a last resort. It might seem time-efficient, but it's a health disaster waiting to happen.

Even still, I wish you luck!

At 3/21/11 10:01 PM, link4president wrote: my sis adopted him from my aunt who got him from child servaces. they took him away from his mom who was doing meth and beating him. my aunt had enough so my sis took him of her hands. sorry about my grammar

Don't apologize, if you know you're wrong just fix the damn thing.

On the other note, it was stupid of you to 'lend' him anything. Has the thought of him coming to your house ever come to mind? In addition, if you realize that all he ever plays is Call of Duty, then why would you just give him your SNES in hopes that he 'sees the light of the SNES'.

Sheesh, it's like my older sister gives me a dial-turn television and expect me to prefer it over a Big screen. Even while the old tv might hold sentimental or historical value, it's not going to be appreciated until you tell him why you appreciate it. In addition, why couldn't you have told the friend to give your shit back? Considering he's not 6"7' or a drug lord, it's not that difficult to reason with someone who knows he ripped off someone. If he denied it, then you should have writ your name on those suckers (considering if you didn't).

Lesson learned: Don't be a naive idiot when dealing with stupidity. In addition, don't give all your valueable shit and expect him to treat it like it's your property, since from the time you lend it, it's in his hands.

Next time, show a little foresight. In all respect I have difficulty believing the validity of this post. At first glance I'd say you were bullcrapping us with a sensationalized story. (I mean, you certainly have the audience for it.)

At 3/21/11 09:53 PM, ruinscape75 wrote: lol this poster is in my classroom i just searched it because we called it fail monkeh hahaha

I call it win monkey.

Bitch.

Spray some gasoline in the smoker's face.

That'll teach 'em.

At 3/21/11 09:54 PM, speeling wrote: *burp*

You know it was going to happen OP.

I remember having an accident alike the one you had, but mine had occurred when I was 5 years old. We were finishing the construction of our home and there were around 5-6 boards left behind with several jagged nails sticking up from the boards.

I, having construction boots having soles containing a 3/4 an inch of hard rubber, strut right on down to that area where the boards lay. I remembered imagining them to be like small spikes in some fantasized world and I had to cross over the nails to get to safety. (You know how kids have their stupid little games.)

Well, one of those 'spikes' was a little too sharp for my boots to hold, and WOOSH down I went right through the nail. Were it not for my construction boots, the nail would have definitely gone through my bone and entire foot. Needless to say, I screamed bloody murder, and my dad saw me and, I shit you not, ripped off the board in a single motion.

The pain from that nail still sears into my memory today, and thankfully we got it disinfected (I had to soak it in some serious antiseptic for around 3 hours in the hospital, and the doctors took an X-ray, and miraculously there was no bone damage.

Moral of the story: Don't let your imagination lead you into danger in reality.

I wouldn't say I'm lame, since I'm going to be going to college, get a pretty good job, and go around the world. In addition I'll never see 98 percent of my classmates ever again, so there's little concern for how I'll 'deal with graduation' or the like. I have one decent friend, but it's more of a 'shared interest' relationship.

In the end, I like to post on the BBS because it kills time and in essence it's clears the boredom from living with a cornpatch to my right and forest to my left. In essence, I get a lot of free time, and I find participating in NG conversations to be fun.

In the end, I've got a plan.