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Was anyone else creeped the hell out from Limbo? (As in the XBLA game)

I just remember one part where you were floating on a dead body and the other body is too far to jump to and all of a sudden someone comes out of nowhere to drown themselves so that you can jump on them to make it across.

I've had a Deep Fried Chocolate covered Twinkie.

Best.
Dessert.
EVER.

Me being put into a playset sink. (I was really small at that time so I'd guess I was around 1 year old.) I whined so I could get a blanket and I went to sleep, looking at the setting sun.

I am...the Batman.

At 6/24/11 09:44 PM, TheMaster wrote: D3000.

Well overdue an upgrade, really. Was the best in the price range when I picked it up, but that was over 3 years ago now.

Why is the TV the thing I looked at last?

Civilization fan I see. :J

I love to cook.

I think the biggest thing I've made was salmon. It wasn't as good as I had hoped but there is a lot of potential for it.

If only I could afford it more. :P

Beer tastes like shit so no.

Why do I get this instinctual feeling to simply not give a shit about what shimmyya says?

Our point is that when someone choosed not to type with some amount of effort to make it somewhat legible or grammatically correct, then he/she is going to be taken for a total retard with little to add to the discussion.

That's the way the cookie crumbles my compadre.

I have a cousin that I only hear stories about.

Running with gangs, stealing, taking advantage of relatives for personal gain. All in all the man's a sociopath, a pathological liar, a criminal, and eventually is going to have all his crap handed to him on a cieling fan blade.

What a fcuking moron, is all I have to say about him.

I'm going to go ahead and call a Pico flash about killing Osama.

Allow me to rule it out for you...in my step-by-step process!!!

Step 1: Are you a loser?

Yes? Proceed to Step 2.

No? Don't kill self.

Step 2: Do you have lots of money or landed a good job?

Yes? Proceed to step 3.

No? Kill self.

Step 3: Are you going to go to a nice college?

Yes? Don't kill yourself. Do what you love to do, find a passion, get rich, die happy.

No? Proceed to Step 4.

Step 4: Are you moderately attractive and/or have decent singing skills?

Yes? Be the next Justin Bieber, land it big, and retire in your 30 room mansion.

No? Kill self.

How Much?

Enough to ensure I am living comfortably. Not well-off, but enough.

At 3/31/11 12:59 AM, Kogey wrote:

At 3/31/11 12:57 AM, funnyhomeboy wrote: I'm getting a psychologist. You might want to see if your parents or your own insurance can cover you for these expenses.

They might be able to help with what problems you've got.

Psychologists are bullshit and expensive as all hell.
If anything just let out your emotions, don't let it all bottle up and have a mental breakdown, find someone close to you whom you can talk to, just let it all off your chest. That always makes me feel better when I feel depressed.

Hmm...bullcrap.

My sessions cost only 20 bucks per visit (Which I'll probably only be going once or twice) and for the most part is covered by our insurance.

In addition, 6+ years of studying, research and internships are actually bullshit, amirite?

What a waste of a first post.

I'm getting a psychologist. You might want to see if your parents or your own insurance can cover you for these expenses.

They might be able to help with what problems you've got.

I'll...justleavethishere.

It should have ended the way it had when the anime series was done. Now it just seems like the producers are trying to give the anime an ending that the fans want.

False.

Eventually the penny will reach an equilibrium with gravity and air resistance called terminal velocity. The fastest it'll hit a person will be at 8-9 m/s.

Flick a person in the face with a penny and that's probably the most of what a bystander would feel if they got hit.

Not to mention the hair would cushion the impact.

Drugs only numb the pain. Comfort the family at loss and if you feel that this has really hit home then you should consult a psychologist, to help sort your mind out.

If it makes you feel any better you can know that one other person will go to sleep tonight bearing that pain with you.

You're tempting fate my friend...

Dios mio, que estupido.

Eres una desgracia para todos los hablantes de español a través de Internet.

Ahorcarte...para todos nosotros.

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Probably one of the few flashes that made me cry tears of horror. Half of it's just disturbing crap thrown about.

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Case point: Don't be a retard and expect someone to value the same things you do and expect them to respect it as much as you do.

This thread was over 2 pages ago.

It's kinda like raiders of the lost ark. If people see them when the protagonist has no eye protection said character's face will melt off.

Plain and simple, my man.

Anyone heard of the word Economic Imperialism? No? Well...that's when one government that has a superior economy dominates another country through colonization, spheres of influences, etc. The reason why this commercial is valid is because we are going down a spiral of decline whereas China is reaping benefit after benefit.

In the end, I believe China will overrun the US economically very soon. See the Map below: Notice how China is vastly less lit than America and Europe. Know that 30 years ago China was less lit before. With the emergence of electricity, China is becoming more and more advanced (like they were approximately 700 years ago) and I expect China to become more and more lit as China begins to greaten it's energy usages.

Please take this seriously, because I've done quite a good bit of research on the subject, and if we are not to actually change, America will vastly decline further.

So you realized you were a woman with a raging case of sunburn.

Good for you.

At 3/27/11 11:33 PM, someguyishere wrote: I think it would be the best most insane mind blowing scandal if Chris Hannnsseeen turned out to be a pedophile.

You're turn Newgrounds.

It would be the most insane mind blowing scandal ifGinnnngerssssssss were proven to have souls.

At 3/27/11 10:56 PM, JTS wrote: Very clever. Everyone knows Target bought Newgrounds, duh.

GSK bought Target after they bought Newgrounds.

Newgrounds added the buying prince by 1 dollar, which the CEO then used to buy a cheap venetian hooker.

At 3/27/11 10:30 PM, klik wrote: oh here it goes! here it goes! here it goes again!

That's what your mother said last night.

Derp.