When Farah Fawcett died and went to Heaven, God asked her what she wished for the most. She said, "For all of the children of the world to be safe", so God killed Michael Jackson.

I heard that one on the very DAY of his death.

At 12/14/09 03:44 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 12/13/09 11:28 PM, Funkybob2 wrote: and another is just a big-ass roach-like creature that's created from the town's occult influence.

Which one is this? "The Door"? If you mean that, it's the symbolism of Angela's father's abuse upon Angela. Often symbolising how Angela would be tied down, with the mouth indicating the only area of her she could attack her father with, her mouth.

No, I mentioned that one as well. I'm talking about those insect-like creatures that scuttle about the ground, and cover the entire wall in one room.

I've actually managed to reach level 50, so when I start a new game, I don't have any need to rescue the survivors. In fact, just for fun, I go out of my way to see that they die. Horriblly. I'l bludgeon them to death with sledgehammers, baseball bats, and propane tanks(I tell you hwut), cut 'em up with knifes, slash them up with chainsaws, play death with a scythe, and when opportunity permits(which is unfortunatly, rare), feed them to the hordes of zombies, the best opportunity to do this being with the couple that's holding on to that bunny statue in the Wonderland plaza for dear life, while there are about 200 zombies beneath them. Just chuck some dishes or soda cans at them, and they lose their grip. Then BAM! Instant zombie food.

At 12/13/09 11:19 PM, elementell wrote: Looks good but heard it's not as great as the original silent hills.

Actually, I just bought silent hill 2 and started today, I just got to the town.

Fun fact: I just beat the first 5 Mega Man games, and decided to take a break and revisit Silent Hill 2. Then I'll probably beat Mega Man 6/7, then work on SH3 again. Fun fact #2: Did you know that each of the monsters in SH2 are physical manifestations of James' guilt, sexual repression, and overall anguish(especially the most famous one; trust me, you'll know the one)? There are only two exceptions to this: One is a physical manifestation of Angela's(the woman in the cemetary) emotional scarring due to years of sexual abuse, and another is just a big-ass roach-like creature that's created from the town's occult influence.

How is this installment in the SH series, and how does it compare to the first 3 games in the series? Furthermore, how is it as a remake? Does it vastly improve the original, as the REmake did?

At 12/12/09 09:40 PM, PikaRobo wrote:

At 12/12/09 09:34 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 12/12/09 09:08 PM, FoodnSex wrote: Whoever hates Flapjack has no sense of humor

Whoever hates Flapjack has a sense of humor.

Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?

Schrödinger's Cat, anyone?

When I saw the trailer for this game, I thought to myself: "I don't remember the part in the book where Dante becomes a huge piece of beefcake and chops the shit out of the minions of Hell." Seriously, what they did to Dante was a disgrace. They easily could've made it more of a puzzle-solving game, where you're encouraged to avoid the enemies, and everything would've been fine and dandy. But nope, they had to turn Dante into a human god. What the hell?

I cannot for the life of me pull off any special moves in ay of the 2D Mortal Kombat games, so yeah, I do find them much too hard. Fun fact though, during the times I played 'Mortal Kombat Trilogy', which I will admit I had to do with boss characters, I found that boosting the difficultly to 'Very Hard' actually made it easier than on 'Very Easy'. That actually brings up an interesting discussion question: If you use a boss character on Very Hard mode, does it even things out?

In any case, I will admit that I had a blast playing the 2D ones with friends, but I prefer to play "MK: Deception"(the only 3-D MK that I own) by myself. I especially love the 'Konquest' mode the new games provide. I loved punching folks in the face, stealing money, roaming around a free world, discovering secrets, following a storyline, and unlocking new characters.

At 11/27/07 01:06 PM, KittyKat87 wrote: You have telekinesis, but you can only use it on things made entirely of wood.

Well, at least I'd be able to read Keanu Reeves' mind then. Could make some real money getting dirt on him, too.

Anyone else notice that the topic starter is basically a young Henry Bemis?

A sexcrime? SEXCRIME!? OFF TO MINILUV WITH HIM!

At 12/3/09 08:54 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Yeah, don't the sisters in Cinderella get their eyes pecked out by pigeons?

The first sister ends up cutting off her big toe so that it can fit in the slipper. The Prince rides off with her, only for two birds to inform him that she's not the true bride. When the second sister's heel doesn't fit, she cuts off a big chunk of her heel. The Prince rides off with her, only for the birds to repeat themselves. When Cinderella's feet fit perfectly, the birds rejoice, a joyous wedding is celebrated, and then God pretty much smites the sisters with blindness for their evil ways. It's never actually specified how they became blind, so I chalk it up to God. Which I find somewhat funny; the wicked sisters are probably bleeding to death, and then God just piles it on by blinding them as well.

Some variations of the story may have their eyes pecked out by crows, though.

I'm reading this fine collection of classical folklore, and I've found some of it suprisingly complex, some of them much darker than their contemporary counterparts(i.e. Cinderella), one disturbingly racist(The Jew Among Thorns), and some a superlative joy, a paragon of magic, if you will, such as "The Valiant Little Tailor", "Faithful John", "The Three Golden Hairs", and "The Golden Key"(In fact, I find myself enjoying the half-page tales quite a bit).

However, I just read one that shocked the hell out of me, one that I know I'll not forget, called "The Robber Bridegroom". It's about a young girl who ends up engaged to a man who, with his buddies, kills, dismembers, and eats nubile young women. It gets pretty graphic too. In any case, all I have to say is "The fuck?" My ability to convey my emotions fails me. I know that the original tales weren't meant exclusively for children, but damn.

At 12/1/09 07:21 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote: No. I have absolutely no idea who you are. Also, I not sure you should be making "Am I a regular threads" as there are Two Fulps and four mods on right now.

This. I just got 2,000 posts and I know that I'm certainly not a regular, so how is he?

At 12/1/09 09:43 PM, PatchM13 wrote: So, if that's the case, your net worth is...

Flips two quarters

Keep the change.

While on the subject, how does a lad go about finding out his net worth? I've wanted to know mine for some time.

At 12/1/09 09:35 PM, H-K-S wrote: Nah, we'll do what we did to Korea. Have a proxy war; and then boost the economy of Iraq. Look what happened to South Korea. We had a little proxy war; kept the borders and we boosted the economy and now it's way stronger than NK.

While North Korea is busy being a word-for-word adaptation of 1984.

At 12/1/09 08:43 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: This was Obama's campaign:

HEY! TIRED OF BAD STUFF? VOTE FOR OBAMA. I AM A GOOD GUY AND STUFF AND DOSENT AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

Oh my yes, I agree.

And you fuckers fell for it.

I most certainly did not. I was all "Bob Barr and the libertarians are where it's at, man, and Ron Paul is pretty cool too", but my liberal friends were too busy sucking off Obama to pay any mind to me. Likewise, my conservative relatives(don't recall any of my friends supporting McCain) were busy being happily sodomized by pretty much all of the Republican candidates.

We libertarians and centralists will rise up one day, and take what we deserve, I tell you what.

He also plans to withdraw all troops from Afghanistan in 2011, which pisses me off. By all means, leave Iraq, but we have unfinished, justified business in Afghanistan.

At 11/29/09 10:43 PM, Los-Illuminados wrote: Come to canada.

Does the cover of the Hustler you guys get say "For the Rest of the World" on it? Because here's a fun bit of trivia that I found out the other day: If it doesn't, it's the U.K. version, which is heavily censored. Which is funny because the U.K. is supposed to be more open sexually.

So, I picked up a copy of this magazine at the airport, and I must say, I'm suprised: It's a reasonable alternative to the internet. The first thing that suprised me was the amount of articles and cartoons pertaining to politics; I'd say about 55% of it consists of political articals and cartoons. Secondly, the porn itself is hardcore, with penetration, threesomes, 69ing, orgies, and even an ad for shemales in the back. There were numerous ameuteur spots for girls on Myspace, MILFs, and teen girls just submitting their pictures. There was even a lil' candid photo that I found quite fun: Ever seen Orlando Bloom's girlfriend in nothing but panties on a beach? If you're under 18, you might never. But I have.

Lastly, it came with a free 4-hour DVD, consisting of 6 segments, one of which was a 'Giligan's Island" parody, which I turned off the moment some sweaty middle-aged fatass dressed as the Skipper showed up. Ew.

At 11/29/09 03:15 PM, hateyou1 wrote: I went to the movies this weekend to watch The" Christmas Carol" because I thought it was going to be awesome, but little did I know it sucked.

Fuck you buddy, I saw it last night and it may very well be my favorite adaptation of "A Chirstmas Carol" yet.

Except for that part where Marely's jaw is unhinged, that was kind of dumb.

HAHA! DOUBLE ENTENEDRE!

Bitches

At 11/25/09 05:36 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: There would somehow have to be a way to include every user. The real ones, no alts. I can't think of any ways, honestly, but it is a good idea. Even if us regular users are just unnecessary background characters.

Yeah, and the users could all be wearing badges with their stats n' junk!

At 11/28/09 11:25 PM, GoofyCatFish wrote: So of course, I cant let this geekster get away with disrespecting my name... So i wacked him simple as that... Buried him next to the fag at Parkhills cemetery...But then I find out this was Ricky lozanos other transvestite son... I'm fucked twice now.... What the fuck should I do?

Stop beating transvestites to death. Simple.

Anyone else get one look at the publisher/web address and decide that it was at least 51% bullshit?

At 11/28/09 05:11 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: However, I think that math gets ridiculously esoteric at the graduate level. Just take a look at almost any PhD dissertation in math if you're not convinced, or homework sheets like this from MIT's Geometry of Manifolds course for graduate students only.

I've read Crime and Punishment for fun, and come out thinking that it's a simple(abeit wonderful) morality tale which asks a simple question, and even I couldn't read that. Damn. Those hints do diddly shit as well.

At 11/27/09 05:00 PM, Niloc14 wrote: Oh god... anytime I go to an airport now, i'll be looking for Hustler just to see if it's there.

It's funny, there are times when I look all over for something I want, just to find it at the airport. Like a DVD of Rocky. For God-knows-what-reason, I could not find a copy in any of the stores in my town, nor at my mother's up north. But one day, I went to a convinence store at the airport, and THEY. FUCKING. STOCKPILED. ROCKY DVDS. There were at least 20 pre-owned copies. It felt as though they personally went to every store in the state, bought the DVDs, and sold them there. I of course bought it.

At 11/27/09 04:49 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: I think my grocery store still carries girly mags, it's just higher up in the magazine rack where "the kids can't get them".

Most stores I've been to do as well. I've seen imnumerable amounts of Playboy and Penthouse stocking the higher shelves, but never any Hustler(save for airports). I find that strange.

Also, I just got a mental image of a horny midget in the middle of a groccery store, asking a sales clerk to get a porno mag for him.

At 11/27/09 04:47 PM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

At 11/27/09 04:45 PM, Funkybob2 wrote: what opportunity would someone have to read it?

not everyone's dependent on the internet to get their rocks off. just most people haha.

I never said they are. I just find it odd that someone would go to an airport newstand and say "Golly gee, I sure am in the mood for some hardcore pornographic material, I'll buy it here."