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Aw come on, everybody likes losing their houses and getting buttraped by the government!

I'm Canadian and I love America because you guys always find a way to overcome impossible odds.

At 2/9/11 06:01 PM, neobyte1 wrote: Hello all. It's been a very busy today at our office, getting a LOT of emails!

I will be in touch with you folks later, we are working with few things with this site (making a new layout for valentine's day). So if you have any good ideas about the layout, write it down!

- Jp -

Put a giant picture of my cock on the front page, PM me for pics.

At 2/9/11 05:53 PM, JudasChad wrote:

At 2/8/11 11:47 PM, EpicFail wrote: lol, try drawing this one!!!

done

not to be mean but... You are really bad at drawing caricatures. I know you are doing it fast but maybe you should practice alone... by yourself... with no one around.

Best thread I've come across in a while. I laughed out loud many, many, many times so far. Epic win.

At 2/9/11 05:11 PM, WadeFulp wrote: I try to honor as many username changes as I can, but it really is a giant waste of our limited resources. My PM inbox is now flooded with username change requests, which makes it harder to get to more important issues. I can't even go into a chat room without people bugging me for a username change. Some pricks have even requested multiple username changes.

Hey wade, could you change my username? :O

They have important shit to do, STOP WHINING!

first thing on my recommendations.

I agree, I am completely blown away when I read reviews that give decent or even good flashes 0's and 1's. This flash is not overrated in any way because it brings a good point to light in a fun way. Usually when I review something I give them my opinion and what I liked and disliked and WHY I liked and disliked it. I didn't just say, "this 1s Stoopidest thING EVAR".

I can't tell you how many times I see people give a 0 because, "it won't load". Don't watch it then and don't review you dumb bitch. Not to mention all the people who vote 0 because of some stupid personal reason, just go to the front page and look at the reviews with low scores and you'll see what I mean.

I killed John Stamos and cloned him, here's a pic for proof. This is right before he died and he went out like a bitch.

Is it difficult to learn, could I even figure it out if I bought it?

At 2/7/11 03:37 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjCrHpT3t 1Y

This is the American anthem, right?

LOL, that hilariously accurate to america and it should be the anthem. Maybe the Americans would dance and lose some weight.

At 2/9/11 03:47 PM, Ironbolt wrote: Okay guys, i had a Xbox 360 Arcade, bought black ops when it was out, Played it for a month or so, and Laser Burn! Bought another Blackops, and Again after a week, LASER Burnt!
So, i bought a brand new Console 250GB Slim, and Brand New Blackops around a week ago, Now today...Tada, Laser Burn...For the third Time!

What can be done about this?
I havent moved my console, hit it over or anything..Its on a secure surface n all..So what the hell...

maybe you need to pull your xbox aside and have a little talk, maybe it's going through some things right now.

$79.95, instead of the keychain can I have the jar?

At 2/8/11 09:42 AM, therealanimator wrote:

At 2/8/11 09:36 AM, full-metal-albatross wrote: I couldn't be bothered to show you my shirt yesterday but today's shirt is worth it.

i will buy that shirt off you!!!

My friend please, you could very easily buy this shirt off the webernets for a meager sum compared to what I may charge you. In other words, MAH SHIT AINT FO' SALE BIAATCH!

This was two, 3 to 3 and a half hour sessions and it only cost me $280 which is great for a fully colored tattoo that is about 7 inches long and 3.5 inches wide. It's on my shin if you can't tell because you don't have shins yourself.

I couldn't be bothered to show you my shirt yesterday but today's shirt is worth it.

At 2/7/11 05:59 PM, HitIer wrote:

At 2/7/11 05:19 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote:

At 2/7/11 05:08 PM, HitIer wrote: I win because I designed mine myself!

Where did you get that shirt made?

Toto Merch

Thanks for the link, is that place for fucking real? You just put that shit on your website and if somebody busy something you make a little money off it? There must be a catch.

At 2/7/11 05:29 PM, Irrelephant wrote: i <# quicksilver

lol you, bouquet of flowers, quicksilver?

The Hangover and Get him to the greek are not the funniest movies ever but I think get him to the greek was the funniest movie of the year for sure. The hangover was also very funny and quotable. I sing the doug song all the time. You only think the hangover is overrated because it was so well received that the expectations of it being the funniest movie ever... of all time are obviously not going to be met. I forget what movie I saw but I had the choice to see that or the hangover and I thought the hangover was another stupid movie about drunks. A friend forced me to watch it and I was blown away by how random and funny the movie was. With Get him to the greek I saw the commercial and thought it looked so-so, I didn't really know who Russel Brand was and I only considered it because I think Jonah Hill is funny. I didn't end up seeing it until a few months after it came out and some friends told me I had to watch it. Absolutely random and hilarious movie with some touching moments and I seriously believe it was the best comedy of last year.

At 2/7/11 05:08 PM, HitIer wrote: I win because I designed mine myself!

Where did you get that shirt made?

At 2/7/11 04:48 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote:

At 2/7/11 04:47 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote:

At 2/7/11 04:44 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote:

At 2/7/11 04:41 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: I am a keyboard warrior, I am vigilant and just for no troll can stand against my might.

Your mom's a black man.

So it's not okay to be black? Fucking racist.

Oh my Muslim you did not just call me a racist! Not cool bro.

Maybe you would be a little less racist if you had a role model like Mel Gibson, now THERE'S a guy that gets it!

At 2/7/11 04:44 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote:

At 2/7/11 04:41 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: I am a keyboard warrior, I am vigilant and just for no troll can stand against my might.

Your mom's a black man.

So it's not okay to be black? Fucking racist.

I am a keyboard warrior, I am vigilant and just for no troll can stand against my might.

What can you say about trolls that hasn't already been said about Hitler?

At 2/7/11 03:53 PM, Lunaful wrote:

At 2/7/11 03:50 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote:

At 2/7/11 03:35 PM, Lunaful wrote:

At 2/7/11 03:30 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: ohhhhh, I see it now. Hard to tell because you have the physique of a child.

Wow you can tell from just that picture.

You don't need to be psychic to see that you are a little girly man.

What's eating you? Your trying hard to get a rise out of me, Why?

dude... I'm not gay but thanks for the offer.

P.S. your arms are like garden hoses.

At 2/7/11 03:51 PM, LaForge wrote: Yeah, General is completely comprised of therapists and dream analysts. It was a good idea to make this thread.

lol, now say it like martha stewart.

At 2/7/11 03:35 PM, Lunaful wrote:

At 2/7/11 03:30 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: ohhhhh, I see it now. Hard to tell because you have the physique of a child.

Wow you can tell from just that picture.

You don't need to be psychic to see that you are a little girly man.

It depends, do you want it to be visible or someplace a little more hidden? Remember that this is a tattoo on your skin, slight distortion when you move is inevitable. You will never be able to gain enough mass on your forearms to ruin your tattoo so don't worry about that.

If I might suggest, this tattoo is really important to you and it represents your heritage and culture yes? Then perhaps think about getting it over your heart (left pectoral).

FAT! FAAT! FAT FAT FATTY! GIVE ME THOSE FAT BOOKS YOU FAT WALRUS!

At 2/7/11 03:23 PM, Lunaful wrote:

At 2/7/11 09:14 AM, full-metal-albatross wrote:

At 2/7/11 06:58 AM, Lunaful wrote:

At 2/5/11 08:08 PM, Lunaful wrote: Zone didn't sponsor mine.

No one?

I'll just leave this here.

dude wtf.... Is that your arm fat, leg fat, back fat, wtf is that. Of course the fat guy would get a tattoo of someone who draws porn, i feel sorry for you.

Its my ribs idiot.

ohhhhh, I see it now. Hard to tell because you have the physique of a child.