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Lol at his horrible grammar, how old is this kid? I like how that one person defended him, calling him an amazing guy after he bullied someone and put his dick in their face. There are no circumstances or situations when that would EVER be appropriate and you don't just apologize for shit like that. I bet that Nathan kid still feels degraded, humiliated and only accepted the apology because he is scared. If he was even given an apology that is.

This sounds like a good idea too however.....I think I'll try doing this. Shouldn't be too hard since most people are already thinking that but are just too afraid to say it...

You must break him...

first off, don't be a bitch and take it to the police because that would be really lame of you. What you can do is get some friends together and make fun of this guy and call him a faggot and gay because he shoved his dick in another dudes face. Seriously, get as many people as you can in on it, he can't beat everyone up and if enough people make fun of him you will break his ego and he will leave you alone.

Or you can do what I would and just kick his ass because jocks are pussies. I'm a big guy though so what I might do may not apply to yourself.

My school was about 10 or more blocks away (1 mile to you) and I used to walk when it was -45 Celsius. I live in a very flat plains part of Canada so we get extremely high winds and that shit cut through all my layers, come live in my part of Canada for a winter and then you can complain.

At 2/16/11 05:31 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 2/16/11 05:28 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: America is the fattest country in the world

Actually Samoa is the fattest country in the world.

and no other country even comes close.

Germany is almost as fat as us, but falls below us by just 0.2%

Facts, how the fuck do they work?

Wow, samoa is 93% fat, when the fuck did that happen? God dammit world, you are so fat!

I got owned, well played sir, well played.

America is the fattest country in the world and no other country even comes close. You guys rock!

Don't rock to hard, you might have a heart-attack.

I tried aspirin, robatussin and everything else that was mentioned but nothing is working. I suppose I'll just have to settle with a prosthetic.

At 2/15/11 12:56 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: I've seen that on House one time. Did your eyeball pop out too?

No but what did house do to cure it?

no wait, I meant this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turfrcQY -w&feature=related

sorry for double post...

This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQk1k5-m0 30

:Do I win the thread?

So I was about to fuck my girlfriend the other day but when I put my dick in her it exploded. Has this happened to you and do you think it might be a new std? I consulted my doctor and he said he has never heard of anything like it.

At 2/15/11 09:33 AM, Falonefal wrote:

At 2/15/11 09:27 AM, full-metal-albatross wrote: pics or it didn't happen.

Pics of your birth or you didn't happen.

I have pictures of that actually, wanna see?

pics or it didn't happen.

FINALLY.. THE ROCK.. HAS COME BACK! My god I might start watching wrestling again, seeing as I stopped watching after he left. When he said he wanted to talk to the audience as Dwayne some dickhole booed. I can only assume that as soon as he did that he was murdered by everyone around him because I didn't hear any booing after the first one.

okay I'm just spitballing here but, how about you make a youtube video. Stay with me. Where you come on screen and then you shoot yourself in the hand. Instant classic, millions upon millions of views. To avoid any gross-outs that may affect people viewing, while you are screaming in pain, put keyboard cat over the sound. IT CAN'T FAIL!

I have a scar on my dick... wanna see?

This is an completely original topic, please comment on what you think.

I love how you have atrocious grammar and spelling in a paragraph pertaining to your English class. LOL.

The fucking title of your post is a grammar fail, "The Tale Tell Heart Symbolism".

At 2/14/11 09:05 PM, Ptero wrote:

At 2/14/11 07:51 PM, Narcissy wrote: I just hope Venom is a big brute looking guy when he shows up. Seriously, Spiderman 3's Venom was just awful. It was friggin' Eric Forman.

Venom is only a rumor right now, but he's rumored to be played by Philip Seymour Hoffman. So yeah, not exactly Topher Grace.

Lol why the fuck would Philip be any better than Topher? Phil is a better actor but he's short and fat, Venom should be played by a larger, more muscular man.

I discovered Newgrounds in '99 when my sister told me about it. My time on Newgrounds consisted of playing assassin games and celebrity dressups :/ I was really into stickdeath cartoons and I found myself going to stickdeath.com alot more than newgrounds. check out maynard, I have fond memories of it. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/10 691

lols look at the frontpage.

Newgrounds: People who have lives need not apply.

At 2/9/11 06:57 PM, Lunaful wrote:

At 2/9/11 06:55 PM, EpicFail wrote: I love America, because I don't live there.
If I lived there, I'd hate it.

However, I love Canada because I live here, and if I didn't live here I would still love it!

What's Canada like? Lots of Irish people are emigrating again and Canada seems to be a destination for them.

I was not aware of the Irish which is weird, seeing as I'm half Irish. As for your other question, yes I have seen the sopranos and I did enjoy it. The bullshit Tv to good tv ratio is 10:1 unfortunately.

At 2/9/11 06:55 PM, EpicFail wrote: I love America, because I don't live there.
If I lived there, I'd hate it.

However, I love Canada because I live here, and if I didn't live here I would still love it!

Yes I love Canada too, I really hate Regina though.

At 2/9/11 06:47 PM, Kwing wrote: She's not really into games... Or perfume for that matter. And she has all the sex toys she could ever need, although she doesn't do anal. So I can't even get her a butt plug or beads. >_< Girls can be so difficult.

This man.... is a troll.

Yeah, do me if you feel so inclined.
http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/22431000/ngb bs4d507f7eca382.jpg

dude... I'm not gay

At 2/9/11 06:32 PM, Lunaful wrote:

At 2/9/11 06:25 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote:

At 2/9/11 06:22 PM, Lunaful wrote: Films and other forms of entertainment.

Yes because the American Film, Footloose, revolutionized the industry. :/

Well all films, films that anyone can enjoy. If you like the godfather that cool or if you like Footloose that's cool too.

American Tv and music is another area that people love about America.

you're absolutely right, There is nothing more interesting, engaging and intellectually stimulating than The View. Thankyou America, thank you, for bringing us such great television like The View, Jerry Springer, Jersey Shore and of course The George Lopez show. Great American Tv...

At 2/9/11 06:03 PM, Otto wrote: Hmm I might this thread in a few days.

Anyway do me please.

Don't worry I'll do your caricature.

At 2/9/11 06:22 PM, Lunaful wrote: Films and other forms of entertainment.

Yes because the American Film, Footloose, revolutionized the industry. :/

At 2/9/11 06:14 PM, elcharlito wrote: I don't
Because the best thing about us is also the worst thing
Care to guess?

Overweight comedians?