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It's 999 in the UK. America isn't the only country in the world.

The UK is a backward place full of evil and bad haircuts.

At 5/6/11 06:25 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 5/6/11 06:21 PM, Ryan wrote: So he didn't lose his thumb after all.

Liar.

He lost it. He just also picked it up, put it on ice, and called 999. Doctors put it back quick enough that it should heal alright. He'll definitely never do any precision work with his hands ever again.

So what happened after he called 999 and got an "incomplete call" message? Did he just drive there by himself?

what's the number for 911?

chest testicles A.K.A Chesticles.

what's comic con?

The original Donkey Kong forever changed the way I look at buildings and their structural integrity.

At 5/6/11 06:24 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 5/6/11 06:23 PM, Makakaov wrote: I fell into a comma for 7 years.

That must have sucked.

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Look at that little space.

lol grammar fail

So why is it okay for mods to post absolutely ridiculous and utterly useless threads but when anyone else does it, it's an automatic thread lock. You can't even post thread games and here you are, posting this garbage.

fucking hypocricy

At 5/2/11 04:23 PM, Asandir wrote:

At 5/2/11 04:21 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: but it smells

Man, I feel so bad for laughing at you, maybe you can use seviettes or something to drag it away, and then cleaner to clean the blood of?

LOL, people who say "serviettes" are so retarded.

you didn't even spell it right jackass.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE SMOKING! She absolutely butched that song, I can't believe people actually paid to hear that. Any of you who said it wasn't that bad clearly have the worst taste in music. Even if I had never heard of Nirvana or that song and I watched it for the first time with fresh ears, I would still say that was an extremely shitty performance. What ungholy force is allowing this person to continue singing!

Are you really tall?

I got a root canal recently because of a tooth abscess on my front tooth and my dentist said I had extremely huge roots. He had to order 100mm files because they didn't have them on hand. Regular people take about a .50mm apparently.

At 4/28/11 11:52 PM, Sir-Smoke-A-Lot wrote:

At 4/28/11 11:44 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: You clearly don't need a tattoo anyway because you are already a huge tool and keep smokin' that weed bro. I may be a tool when I'm 80 but at least I won't be a shriveled vegetable like you.

somebody got their feelings wet

I hate when people hurt my feelers.

At 4/28/11 11:39 PM, PuRpLe-KusH wrote: Something like that i would have gotten in HEnna ink, NOT peremanent ink that will make you look like a TOOL when you come of age. But hey to each their own

You clearly don't need a tattoo anyway because you are already a huge tool and keep smokin' that weed bro. I may be a tool when I'm 80 but at least I won't be a shriveled vegetable like you.

Is this nerdy?

So I was watching Oprah today (I WAS WATCHING CSI WHILE ON MY LAPTOP AND IT CAME ON I SWEAR!!!) anyway, Rob Lowe was on Oprah and at one point he was talking about when he was on "The Outsiders". He said that he used to go to Charlie Sheen's house all the time with emelio Estevez and it was like a second home. So, naturally he was asked what he thought of the current situation with Charlie and he said that this is the way Charlie is and that he's just a little more amplified than normal.

SO, Charlie Sheen has been planning on trolling the world for quite some time or he truly is fucked in the head. Personally I do think that Charlie Sheen is a character in itself and he is fucking with us. Go to the Sheen Team youtube channel, there is no way he's actually like that... right?

I am now on official Sheen watch, Defcon Winning

At 4/19/11 04:24 PM, Earfetish wrote: I think it's like Joaquin Phoenix doing the same thing last year for shits and giggles.

Who's joaquin phoenix?

Well I guess that was.... *sunglasses*.. Some hot porn. *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH*

At 4/19/11 02:59 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: Apparently, from now on everyone in the public spotlight who takes their fame to new heights of infamy just by acting like a moron is now the greatest troll ever.

George Lucas?
Greatest troll ever.

Octomom?
Greatest troll ever.

Donnald Trump?
Greatest troll ever.

No, I think you're missing the point. Charlie is fully aware what he is doing is ridiculous and moronic and he wants to generate negative popularity. I assume you are talking about the prequals with George Lucas and the difference is, he didn't intend to be stupid it just happened. Don't know wtf Octomom is, probably another stupid chick with alot of children reality show. Mr. Trump is an idiot but he is unaware. Trolling is where an individual knowlingly says or does something stupid or ridiculous for some personal goal or just for lols.

At 4/18/11 04:42 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: He's not really a great troll, trolling old people and news reporters on TV is like trolling people by pretending to be retarded. It's fucking weak and takes no skill.

pretending to be retarded is a skill and a difficult one at that. Getting the hand gestures and drooling on command is very difficult to master. I am proud to say that I am very good at pretending to be retarded and I put it on my resume' under "special skills"

My whole class in 5th grade made fun of some substitute teacher so hard he rage quit.

At 4/18/11 02:11 AM, Food123 wrote: meh i have to say that he appeared on Improv a Ganza. he is not a troll

I thought he was a dick on improv-a-ganza and completely killed the show for me. I like Charlie and his antics but nobody fucks with my whose-line show.

Is there a video of him playing Call of duty, because I can't find one...

At 4/8/11 02:03 PM, dontpanic01 wrote: the resemblence is very creepy

Yes, the facial expression, the smirk and all the face lines match. Downright spooky.

At 4/8/11 09:22 AM, Coop wrote:

At 4/7/11 03:49 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: You've seen the interviews, the news reports and probably all things relating to charlie sheen recently so don't you find it all suspicious?

We all know that Charlie Sheen is basically a character, played by Carlos Irwin Estevez. In real life, Carlos is a nice, straight-laced, intelligent guy, but the real life drama unfolds, when he assumes the personality of Charlie Sheen, who is unhinged and prefers to go on all night benders, get off his face on Coke (hence the name Charlie) and have wild sex with hookers and playboy bunnies.

Basically, what no-one really knows is that Carlos invites the girls around and they get together for the weekly book club. He's currently taking them through Death of a Salesman, by Arthur Miller and the only reference to Coke within the building at that time is the popular soft drink of the same name.

The girls are paid handsomely to keep this under wraps, by accusing Sheen of these lewd, outlandish and frankly ridiculous claims about an over-hyped private life.

Still, it's better than watching The Truman Show

Interesting view on the subject and an excellent twist if Charlie Sheen actually HAS been just a character for all these years. The idea that he pays all these women to spread lies is actually quite plausible and it's true, he is a learned man.

You lost my support, however, when you made fun of The Truman Show. That movie is a national treasure and Jim Carrey is my idol.

At 4/7/11 04:29 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: Slightly humorous at first, now he's just being an arrogant faggot. Obviously just carrying this out for personal gain and being a pure annoyance to everyone.

Fuck off Charlie.

Lol see, charlie sheen = greatest troll of our time.

who the fuck calls movies films these days? Go back to Hollywood you prick.

What's the DEALwith all the disasters lately!!!!

Insert hilarious jerry seinfeld pic....

I'm lazy.

My dad was a hurtbag so my mom ending up raising me for most of my life so does that make me a pussy?

Well since you consider yourself a man and I am, by default, considered a pussy then I shouldn't be able to kick your ass. But, I could kick your ass so therefore, you are not a man or your logic is fucking retarded. Either way you're a failure.

At 4/7/11 03:52 PM, Squidbit wrote: Or he's just doing it for luls, not personal gain.

Yes, I wouldn't doubt it. If you had a shit load of money and some extra time on your hands wouldn't you just start doing shit for the luls?

You've seen the interviews, the news reports and probably all things relating to charlie sheen recently so don't you find it all suspicious?

In his interviews he speaks with intelligence and what appears to be a sound mind-set, it's just the things he is saying that are weird. When somebody is fucked up on or from drugs they usually say weird or messed up things but they also have an extremely hard time trying to iterate or vocalize their ideas clearly. Charlie seems to be doing just fine at getting what he wants to say across, he is just choosing to say hilariously ridiculous things.

So I ask you, do you think Charlie Sheen might just be generating publicity for himself for personal gain and the whole, "Charlie Sheen is a crazy drug addict" thing might just be a clever ruse?

Personally I think he is trolling everybody and fooling us all into believing he is crazy. He's an actor so it is pretty easy for him to sell it to us.

Also, here is a link to his cooking show on Funny or Die where he basically parodies himself or perhaps he is just continuing to play the character he has created?

http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=KFriB2h03-A

It can't be that bad of a movie, Ricky from "trailer park boys" is in it.