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At 5/24/11 01:17 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: You should be damn happy to make 40k/year honestly. If you're making salary, it doesn't matter how many hours you work. You're paid for your expertise.

lolwut? It doesn't matter how many hours I work, I'm being paid for my expertise? Does the second thing kind of cancel out the first thing?

What's the minimum wage in the states? I know it's significantly lower than what it is here in Canada. Believe me when I tell you that 40k/year for the amount of time I will be putting in equals out to roughly $14 dollars and hour which is $3.50 more than I make now. Double your work and time at work for an extra tree-fitty? No, I don't think so.

At 5/24/11 12:53 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote:

At 5/24/11 12:52 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: I forgot to mention I live in Canada and I make about 19k a year right now and I know I'm being underpaid. I wanted at least double my wage to do this job which is double the work and that would put me at around 22 bucks an hour and that falls in range with the salary I thought was fair.

Contact the Canadian department of labor?

What about the Canadian Organization of Corporations and Kindness, or what about the, Canadian United Moneyhandlers?

well i wish i could hear some of these songs but that stupid fucking nyan cat in the background is too loud. I tried to lower the volume but that just made it LOUDER!!!! FUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!

At 5/24/11 12:32 PM, Wolfos wrote: Yeah, most of these companies that hire younger people don't really play according to the rules. They either don't pay enough or have all these weird other rules. What do you make per hour? This seems like the correct place to find out if it's enough.

I forgot to mention I live in Canada and I make about 19k a year right now and I know I'm being underpaid. I wanted at least double my wage to do this job which is double the work and that would put me at around 22 bucks an hour and that falls in range with the salary I thought was fair.

So I've worked at The Real Canadian Superstore for a year and they are offering me a job as a Grocery Supervisor. The problem is, they won't show me the salary range so I don't know what I SHOULD be making. I think 44-46k a year is reasonable since I will be putting in 10-11 hour days. I hear they were thinking of offering 40k a year which I find horribly unfair.

Since there are alot of people age 18-23 on here I figured they would have dealt with something like this before.

Even just linking me to a site that could help me would be very nice thankyou.

I nominate this for worst post of May, 24/2011.

You're a tit, my cousin in texas say it's pretty bad over there, I'd probably shit myself in a tornado storm.

You'd shit yourself if you had to fight a moose with nothing but a hockey stick.

Lol I live in Canada I have never seen an earthquake, tornado, flood or any such other disaster. Don't worry my American friend, if you get injured during the storm you can just go see the doctor and pay out the ass for it after already paying out the ass for damages to your house.

I love America

Because of the recent death of the Macho man my heart jumped into my throat when I saw this but I am incredibly relieved this isn't true.

(read in voice of Gilbert) "OH SHORE, I DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN. GOD TOLD ME... GO STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL YOU JEWISH BASTARD!" - Gilbert Gottfried

At 5/24/11 10:02 AM, youngsimba wrote: I downloaded this CV and I have edited so it fits my details, however i have no idea how to get rid of that annoying grey shade in the background.

i'm using the newest microsoft word by the way

omg lol I think your grammar and choice of words is in dire need of assistance. "Cleaning duties on a regular basis was a frequent course of action." Lol wut?

I hate wade, always sitting there with his sunglasses and that smug look on his face. I would punch him square in the nose if I ever saw him.

what do you mean by shiny pokemon anyway? do I get one?

Here's mine i just made in paint. I call him Sweeticone and he is made of cotton candy with sticks for hands and hardened sugar for feet. He shoots extremely hot sugar out of his mouth that can burn at temperatures of over 1000 degrees. He can also absorb any element based attacks but he is extremely weak against psychic attacks. A sweeticone can also become an extremely successful pimp and attract all the honey's with his sweet personality. (and his giant cone dick) XD

It's not colored because I just got windows 7 and I can't figure out how to color in MS paint without it pixelating and looking terrible. sad face :(

This post should have more posts and The launch day is june 14 right? I can't wait to pick up my collector's edition now.

At 5/22/11 05:30 AM, Painbringer wrote: You should direct your attention here in the official thread.

hey thanks, I didn't know there was an official thread which is basically specific to my question lol. However, it still doesn't explain why the people who work at EB games are so fucking stupid that they wouldn't know what came in the collector's edition but this guy knew several months ago. People who work at game stores should have knowledge and a love of games. those bastards...

so i pre-ordered Duke Nukem Forever Collecter's edition but the guys at EB games had no idea what it came with and I still don't know. I went to the website and I found this,
Link

It's at the very bottom of the page, it also says the art isn't final and the contents are subject to change so wtf? Does anyone know anything about what I will actually be getting?

Here is a pic of it just in case you guys are afraid of links that may lead to porn or something like that.

I was kind of thinking of superheros, preferably from the marvel universe... Everything that has been mentioned so far is impossible and just plain silly.

Galactus vs. any superhero you can think of and Galactus would still win.

Can you think of anybody who could last 5 minutes with the destroyer of planets?

Personally though... I know there is one man who could stand up to Galactus' might.

Had it been Goku vs. Galactus, then that would be a different story...

thanks, i'm going to go make a lame galactus vs. thread...

awwww... I thought this post was going to be about christianity!!!

he could shit on the blob because everyone knows wolverine has toxic mutant shits.

Dude, all mutants have those.

so... would you let jean-grey dump on your chest?

The blob is one I never thought of though, thats a good one, I don't think he could actually do anything short of finding some other X-Man to kill it or something.

he could shit on the blob because everyone knows wolverine has toxic mutant shits.

At 5/13/11 09:15 PM, Chazz wrote:

At 5/13/11 09:11 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote:

At 5/13/11 09:07 PM, Chazz wrote: sweet I've become a meme.

congrats, I'm glad to have bin a part of creating it.

You sir have a tiny penis, and a big car.

You raised my hopes and then dashed them quite expertly sir, well done.

At 5/13/11 09:07 PM, Chazz wrote: sweet I've become a meme.

congrats, I'm glad to have bin a part of creating it.

juicy wang knows what it takes to get the things.

At 5/13/11 08:57 PM, DLBeezy wrote:

At 5/13/11 08:56 PM, Chazz wrote: I lol'd, well played sir.

you win one bottle of half drank Hobgoblin beer.

I am repulsed by the man in this picture. Almost looks like some trans-gender pre-op, man whore.

see, "hermaphrodites" post

Well NG, need someone to talk to about the scenario.

About a month ago, I met this guy, he lives in the town I used to live in about a year or two ago. Strangely turned out we went to the same school before moving on to college, we found a lot of similarities and actually got on really well, most of this was just discussed online.

Now at first, being human my mind became fixated on him and I ended up getting really happy about it, now I've had a great deal of failed relationships, resulting in my lust for one guy winding me into depression and upset when he cheated on me.

So I decided to try think of it logically and tone down the feelings, but he's been very open and told me, he does feel a lot for me.

I'm generally not that emotional, I'm usually either in a laughey jokey mood, or an angry mood.

This dude however, just seems to do something in my mind, I went back to my old town yesterday to see him, went to a bar and had a really nice time, just chatting, at one point he cuddled up to me on the bench outside as it was a bit cold, and as he left we kissed, it did feel like it meant something.

Now we've been speaking today and I'm having these conflicting thoughts in my head.

roughly 3 months ago I went through this phase of just sleeping around and getting drunk all the time, not really giving a shit about much and just gave up on relationships, however having met this guy seems to have turned that around, so I'm not sure whether or not to pursue it further, or just go back to my bachelor-esque life style.

I say this as I'm feeling like emotions are clouding my judgement which is one thing I try to avoid.. Any advice? Cheers.

At 5/13/11 08:27 PM, the-athasian wrote:

At 5/13/11 08:20 PM, Shade wrote: I'd like to see Wolverine vs Jason, that might be cool. Or maybe Freddie (Mercury) vs Freddy (Krueger). Freddie with the power of music and his various awesome items vs claws in nightmares. Fun times to be had.

I agree, that would be awesome, he'd fabulous the shit out of Kreuger.

lol at this

I'm a huge freddy fan so I have to back him up, it's true that freddy can't hurt wolverine in real life but in his dreams is a diff story. Even if wolverine isn't scared of freddy, other people are and that gives him power. Freddy likes to fuck with people alot and that's the only reason he ends up getting beaten, if he buckled down and just put wolverine in a crematorium that would be it. Wolverine would be nothing but a skeleton after having his flesh burned off and I know this will kill wolverine because it happened in a comic I read where he died and gets reanimated by aliens.

The bottom line is, it doesn't matter what you do, freddy will never die. Even if you bring him into the real world he just comes back some other way. Wolverine is tough as nails and twice as badass but he is still human and he CAN die.

1. How often do you wear T-shirts?

Every day

2. What percentage of your wardrobe would you estimate to be T-shirts?

50%

3. What is the amount you would EXPECT to pay for a T-shirt?

$15-$20

4. Do you prefer plain T-shirts, or ones with designs?

designs

5. What color would you prefer when buying a T-shirt?

dark, usually black

6. What is the maximum amount you wou ld pay for a T-shirt?

$35

7. Do you prefer designs on the front, back, or both?

front

8. What is your favorite brand of shirts, or do you not have one?

UFC/MMA shirts

9. Do you prefer to buy a shirt online, in a store, or at a kiosk/stand?

Store

10. What size T-shirt do you wear?

XL regular fit, XXL tight fit

im not fat... just really tall.