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At 7/17/11 10:56 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 7/17/11 10:56 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote:

At 7/17/11 10:54 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Was making a parody thread of my thread neccasary, especially with such an over used stupid joke.
There must be atleast 12 cock threads every day.

.... your thread is a dick joke, don't lie.

No, it really isn't, I couldn't find any other wording that would express the point I was making.

really? You could think of no other way to express your message than to write, "does anyone else here love black..." Why not put, "Anyone else like black licorice?" or, "Black licorice, do you like it?"

Don't lie, you have a secret love for the african american genitalia.

At 7/17/11 10:54 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Was making a parody thread of my thread neccasary, especially with such an over used stupid joke.
There must be atleast 12 cock threads every day.

.... your thread is a dick joke, don't lie.

Cock? Yes, the black rooster is a fine creature and a refreshing variation to the more mainstream red rooster.

also this

At 7/17/11 10:25 PM, Bstuk2 wrote: is this blood or rust i cant tell

defo rust bro.

At 7/17/11 10:18 PM, Otto wrote: Lol I'm on the scrawny line what is that about.

I've seen your pics... your many, many, many pics... I think I know why you're on the scrawny line.

dude... why the fuck did you resurrect this thread from a year ago?

10 miles is walking distance because I'm mexican. oh racism. ;D

I'm 6'6" and 190 pounds.

I used to weigh 235 pounds but I went on weight watchers and started exercising regularly and now I'm happy with myself. :D

At 7/16/11 01:30 PM, DarkzVenom wrote: She's the only real milk I need.

it's funny because my friend really does have those exact same cabinets.

yes, it is weird that you can't ride a bike and it is also weird how many people here apparently can't ride a bike either.

Maybe Newgrounds, a home for fat nerds and losers, isn't the demographic you should be asking. You guys may be the weirdest people I know but I still love you.

I shaved my pubes last week, I would say that was when I was at my smoothest.

At 7/12/11 02:07 AM, Dawnslayer wrote: When they announce 'The Final Final Destination,' then I'll be surprised.

or, "The really final destination: for serious this time"

lets do this!!!!

omg, somebody actually knows who i am!.... forever alone...

At 7/3/11 11:33 AM, comicretard wrote: I fucking love this movie.

How much do you guys like this movie?

I watch it everytime it's on tv. Whether it's the first, second or third one and it's always on TV. This movie makes my dick hard.

The people who say newgrounds is full of gay people clearly had no idea what they were talking about. It's not gay to have a little man on man love.

I think it's hilarious that many people have commented about what to spend the money on and that he should keep it a secret. This is highly unlikely without the "proof" but after that, it is without a doubt a scam. Funny how oblivious people can be,

At 7/3/11 10:44 AM, Trunksman wrote:

At 7/3/11 10:41 AM, full-metal-albatross wrote:
How did you just get off the perished island when you were floating in a boat in the middle of the ocean?

That's a good question for your picture too.

what? Maybe it's just your spelling and grammar that messed me up. Did you mean to say he got off AT the perished islands? I think I explained pretty clearly that the guy saw and island and went to shore whereas you said he got off the perished islands which makes no sense.

You just got off of the Perished Islands. And soon enough your are in desperate need of shelter. You would like to explore this beautiful place before killing the dangerous dragon.
What should you do now?

Have fun with it.

How did you just get off the perished island when you were floating in a boat in the middle of the ocean?

You approach and island filled with lush tropical jungles and a beautiful shore of white sand. As you step out into the warm water and pull your boat ashore you can't help but feel like you're being watched. After the boat is secure on the beach, you survey your surroundings. The shore appears to go on for miles and the jungle seems to be extremely thick save for a small opening that may be a trail. You are carrying a canteen, a backpack with camping supplies, your trusty machete and of course your lucky cardinals baseball cap.

At 7/2/11 07:33 AM, SirKillington wrote: Hello crew! :D Sorry I am not going to be on doing your requests today, been working tirelessly all day on this Robot Day pic. I gotta cut it out and put it together, so I'm almost done, as a result (sadly) I can't do any of your stuff today, but......bbbuuuttttt, I will be on tomorrow and will do them, just a little patience with me please!!!! Until then, bye-bye.

alright, but you test our patience. Seriously though, I think I speak for everyone when I say how appreciative we are of your devotion to this thread and filling our stupid requests. Thanks for being a trooper and practically spending all your free time doing this for us. This is going to be the most epic thread on newgrounds that isn't a contest or a staff/mod post

nb4 user epicfail

you stupid fuck, nightkillas song is a cover of another song. List newgrounds songs that are NOT covers and are originals and then compare with the youtube guys. The youtube guy was probably covering the same song and because they are both COVERING, they will sound almost exactly the same.

At 7/1/11 04:28 AM, EpicFail wrote:

At 7/1/11 04:27 AM, daethdrain wrote:

At 7/1/11 04:26 AM, EpicFail wrote: You Americans don't know shit about a cold, shitty winter. Try the prairies in Canada, you'd die out here.

Do you live there?

Yes sir, I do sir. It has made me become a man at just the age of 1 year old I was outside in -50 Celsius weather.

Fuck yeah, Saskatchewan is a mean motherfucker in the winter. This past winter that lasted like 7 months was absolutely brutal and it killed my old car! Americans can't stand -5 weather, they would all die if they came here and even some canadians can't handle the harsh climate of the prairie.

canadian winters

"The storm is being blamed for at least two deaths in Saskatchewan. A woman and a teenage boy died of exposure after leaving their stuck vehicle."

At 6/30/11 09:19 AM, SirKillington wrote:

At 6/29/11 09:53 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: I would like a battle royale of epic proportions. Me, squidbit and gagsy vs. godofvideogames, steelchair and piggler. Refereeing the match will be Jesus and I know you would probably have done this anyway but have someone using steelchair like the weapon he is. Also stick yourself in there somewhere cheering us on but we can only see your arms and hair because someone is eating a Giant cotton candy in front of you.

Wheres the popcorn guy when ya need em, geez! Anyway, it looks like everyone is getting a pretty good chunk of the action, but look out for Gagsy, shes literally taking chunks out of people D:

thanks, it looks just like I imagined it would. It's a shame that you forgot the cotton candy, it tied the whole thing together.. jk sick drawing bro.

I would like a battle royale of epic proportions. Me, squidbit and gagsy vs. godofvideogames, steelchair and piggler. Refereeing the match will be Jesus and I know you would probably have done this anyway but have someone using steelchair like the weapon he is. Also stick yourself in there somewhere cheering us on but we can only see your arms and hair because someone is eating a Giant cotton candy in front of you.

At 6/29/11 09:30 PM, Iamsofuckingcool wrote:

At 6/29/11 09:04 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: You may draw me, using this picture. Do not fail me, the consequences would be dire.

I'm so sorry.

....you failed me.

At 6/29/11 09:28 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I've created an artist's impression of what this will look like, in the hopes that you will think twice.

No, that is not even close to what I will be getting, I hope you don't actually consider yourself an artist...

At 6/29/11 09:14 PM, Genocide wrote: Man, that tattoo is awful. Did you at least get payed to advertise nightmare on elm street?

You don't like nightmare on elm street?

Yes, this saturday is my first session for my second tattoo. It will be on my left Bicep and it will be a picture of 2 crossed tomahawks with feathers hanging from them. There will be a banner in front with "younger brother" written in Cree. My older brother-in-law is getting the same one only his will say older brother.

Do any of you plan on getting a tattoo soon?

also here's a pic of my first one.

You may draw me, using this picture. Do not fail me, the consequences would be dire.