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At 2/7/11 01:10 PM, Otto wrote: oliver is a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything

I don't know who oliver is but I agree that he is my favourite, anyone who"doesn't afraid of anything" is the coolest in my book. Otto is my second favourite because he fails at grammar.

Who cares about some random guy on newgrounds except you? There was absolutely no reason for you to post that he died on here and you dishonor him by doing so. There are two reasons you would make this topic,
1) You're a troll
2) You're an attention whore who is trying to make others feel sorry for you

Either way you're an asshole.

At 2/6/11 02:33 AM, SteakandKidneyPie wrote: Queensland Floods

State in Australia

Please people, every cent counts. This will help out Australian's so much. Nine people are STILL missing in the Queensland Floods. 35 confirmed dead.

Here is some footage from the floods

Toowoomba: January 2011

The town I was born in (I know no one cares)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYUpkPTcq PY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2vs_-QBH NU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dydnbK9yT MU

Gympie: January 2011

(where I live now)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF65CkFY-
UQ

Brisbane: January 2011

Where around 2 million people live including Hania, JamesLee03, RubberNinja etc. Many newgrounders affected anyway. Also, because of the size, this was the most affected moneywise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDip6a9kf B0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKvYHUkuu Lc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Do0LvsdX IU

Grantham: January 2010

This town close to Toowoomba was hit the hardest,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBNBLTOk2 qQ

I think almost if not all houses were under water

30 BILLION DOLLARS THIS FLOOD CAUSED

Cyclone Yasi

No one died but many businesses, houses and properties were destroyed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjYA-X6-g Jc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehwroHDOm bk&feature=fvst

So please, if you can it would be most appreciated if you could donate. Just imagine how you would feel if this happened to you?

Thank you and hopefully this gave you a clue as to what had happened to Australia.

This is the most saddest post I have ever made. Ha :(

We have enough problems here in the west, the last thing anyone in America should be worrying about is Australia. It's all very sad but it is of no concern right now with a war still going on, increasing poverty, failing economy, people rapidly losing their homes and insane housing costs.

At 2/7/11 09:45 AM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote:

At 2/7/11 09:05 AM, full-metal-albatross wrote: Have you tried shouting at the door?

Did you demand that the door be opened, lest it face the consequences?

Did you speak friend to enter?

If you haven't tried any of these things then you deserve to be locked out.

Yes, this is the only logical reasoning.

I could beat the shit out of that old bastard, however, I don't fuck with the authorities because they have the authority to authorize the authentication of my authority. You can't argue with that logic.

I also forgot to mention that the art must be custom, you cannot use anything that may be copyrighted.

I want to get a custom t-shirt of Father McGruder from Peter Jackson's movie, BrainDead (Dead-Alive). I don't have photoshop and every time I try to make a design in another program it doesn't look good enough to me.

-Contest-
So basically I need you, the newgrounds community to help me out and in return I will reward you. Basically I will buy 2 shirts, one for me and one for you and then mail you the shirt with your design on it. Make some art and get a free shirt, now isn't that fun?

-Design-
I want the design to depict Father McGruder in some cool way of your choosing with a caption of, "I kick ass for the lord!"

Here is a link with father Mcgruder kicking ass for the lord.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt-29u0e7 Bo

At 2/7/11 06:58 AM, Lunaful wrote:

At 2/5/11 08:08 PM, Lunaful wrote: Zone didn't sponsor mine.

No one?

I'll just leave this here.

dude wtf.... Is that your arm fat, leg fat, back fat, wtf is that. Of course the fat guy would get a tattoo of someone who draws porn, i feel sorry for you.

Have you tried shouting at the door?

Did you demand that the door be opened, lest it face the consequences?

Did you speak friend to enter?

If you haven't tried any of these things then you deserve to be locked out.

see!

At 2/3/11 03:48 PM, RobJohnson wrote:

At 2/3/11 03:44 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 2/3/11 03:26 PM, RobJohnson wrote: old pic

Did you MSPaint yourself into a picture of this girl kissing another guy...?

That's creepy dude.

no timmy... that is me and my gf.

Compare this pic to my profile pic:

Dude, don't steal my pictures, everyone knows that's my girlfriend.

At 2/3/11 03:38 PM, Piggler wrote: I look happy, don't I?

What's Noogrounds?

At 2/3/11 03:18 PM, klitoris wrote:

At 2/3/11 03:14 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: *pulls out a grenade*

That has to be the one of the most quotable movies ever.

Indeed it is, Anchorman quotes are very sexy.

well...

At 2/3/11 03:13 PM, klitoris wrote:

At 2/3/11 03:10 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: I love lamp.

Where did you get those pants? The...toilet...store?

*pulls out a grenade*

At 2/3/11 03:05 PM, klitoris wrote:

At 2/3/11 03:03 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: HEEEEEYYYYY YOOOUUUUU GUUUUYYYYSS!!! Check out my new haircut!

I love you.

I love lamp.

HEEEEEYYYYY YOOOUUUUU GUUUUYYYYSS!!! Check out my new haircut!

what everyone else likes huh? So what if I only hang out with hot girls who like nothing more than to have sex? I will certainly take the 60 year option.

Have you tried cutting them off and putting them in your pancakes?

I think the wii has had hardly any games worth playing and when coupled with its horrible graphics, it fails. The only thing the wii had going for it was its motion controls. Now the PS move rapes the wii with its superior controls and of course the powerful processor and graphics of the PS3. And now we have kinect which is an amazing piece of technology that is next gen, unlike the PS move which just copied old technology and made it slightly better. I'm pretty sure this is the end of the wii as we know it, they can't survive on games with nintendo characters for much longer.

On topic: Those fail videos are hilarious, I can't believe how stupid people are. There is no reason for you to go apeshit when playing kinect, and you should give yourself plenty of room when playing with a friend, the sensor has a pretty wide view. It doesn't matter whether it's a wii, PS move, kinect or anything else that comes out in the future. People are fucking stupid and they WILL find a way to hurt themselves.

Almost every blanka so far has sucked huge ass so I took 5 and made some shit.

yea this chick likes to get freaky at night and she's a total slut but during the day I bet she is really upbeat and nice to everyone. However, I would never do her because I draw the line at 3 chins.

I'm canadian and I approve this message.

She looks like she gives great helmet.

I have to agree with the other fellas that people who get bullied should grow a pair. Fight back, sure you might get your ass kicked but people will respect you for standing up against the odds. Or they might laugh and throw shit on you who knows. School is like risk and every thing you do is a move forward or backward towards school domination.

I had problems with bullies when I was in grade 9 because I was around 5'7"-5'8" and I had just moved to a new school. You know what I did? I found a guy who wasn't popular or unpopular, just normal, and I made friends with him by being funny. Play the guitar or pick something that makes you a little bit interesting and someone will notice. Within that year I joined my very own circle of friends and throughout my 4 years, I slowly became friends with everybody. By the end of grade 11 i finished growing at 6'6" and I started looking out for some of the less fortunate people who were struggling with fitting in. If you don't have a problem with bullies, then go to the people that do and give them a hand in fitting in. Learn more about them and help them out because life is a battlefield when you're growing up and nobody wants to be a casualty.

I played alot of street fighter 2 as a child and I know that no one can resist a sexy eyepatch.

Anyone who says that pizza is anything but fucking gross is an idiot.

I have to commend you though for not throwing up on the pizza while making it. The fact that you could keep from spewing is nothing short... of a miracle. -On second thought it kind of looks like you did throw up on it after all....

"If you find yourself unable to edit your work, find an editor. If you can't do that, sorry, you weren't willing to put the time into your work to write it. Why should anyone be expected to read it, let alone buy it?"

Wow, what an asshole!

"If there is a single grammatical or spelling error in anything you send to me, I will delete it and I likely won't respond to you."

Dear gumonshoe, what the FUCK is your problem! :O

Can I join this clan? I play xbox360, my gamertag is, James Reil .

Anyhow, does anyone wanna play spec ops? (xbox360) If you wanna play just for fun or if you want 69 stars PM me. My gamertag is, James Reil .

At 4/8/10 11:28 PM, TheUnknownVoice wrote:

At 4/7/10 09:54 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I want to have this mans babys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luTCNN0PJ ok&feature=related

lol i don't give a shit if these guys suck or not, this if fucking insane.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNk-znYOo pM
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Yeah, he had 4 noobs, 1 normal guy and a fake 10th prestige. He really lucked out on that one, you would think that any normal person would have cold blooded on or at least shoot down the chopper, and why the hell were they all sitting at B? that is the biggest noob move ever, i would have RPG'd them.