2,618 Forum Posts by "FuckingGenius"
I got my 2,700 post, so I can rest at ease when I leave Newgrounds.
Bye lol omg.
You should leave while you have the chance, before you have as many posts as I do, and think that actually means something.
Not like I come here a lot anymore anyway, this place is full of retarded kids and pointless shit.
At 12/25/06 04:19 AM, Matt wrote: The Need for Speed series really sucked after Hot Pursuit 2.
Instant reputation for that one.
Fucking best game ever.
At 12/24/06 11:41 AM, debom wrote: um i think you should go get fear
I have it right now.
Let me rephrase, I probably didn't make too much sense.
I took NFS:C back two days ago, in exchange for FEAR, but I forgot to put the disk in the box, so I now have FEAR and NFS:C.
I'm going to take it back to them anyway, I just wanted to see how honorable everyone here was.
Figured I'd get on my computer and surf some stuff, and I didn't feel like doing so in quiet, so I went to put in my ATHF DVD. Moving some CDs off the DVD box, I noticed a Need For Speed Carbon CD, the game that I thought I took back to Blockbuster in exchange for F.E.A.R. yesterday.
So like, should I keep it or take it back to them?
I wish every single chip in every bag of Doritos was equally covered in that awesome flavor dust shit that gets on your fingers when you eat handfulls of them. It seems like every chip I pick out is damn near tasteless. If I'm going to eat unhealthy crap, it better damn well taste good.
I mean, what's the point of eating a bag of Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch chips if they taste like flavorless Nacho chips?
I want some cereal. :(
For those who missed the episode where Conan made the webcam manatee joke, saying, "Pender's at hornymanatee.com" which in-advertently led to them having to buy the website, seeing as how it doesn't exist, because of some policy they made up.
According to the latest episode, they own the website for 10 more years.
Seriously, check it out.
At 11/24/06 07:05 AM, Bunzi wrote:At 11/24/06 07:01 AM, FuckingDumbass wrote:Off to Gamefaqs to chat away. ^_^I just laughed at you for all the wrong reasons
Then my job is done.
OMG OMG OMG!
When the fuck does Halo 3 come out!?!?!?
REEEE
Kidding.
It looks like an awesome improvement, I can't fucking wait to play it, it looks fantastic.
Off to Gamefaqs to chat away. ^_^
At 11/17/06 08:39 PM, Charlotte wrote: guess that means you're more pathetic than everyone else.
Not more pathetic, just as pathetic. I never said I didn't jack off to hentai, I did however say there's no difference between hentai and porn. Go fuck yourself for trying to make me look foolish, when I never said I was above anyone here.
I was simply stating the obvious.
At 11/17/06 08:53 PM, USERNAMED wrote: what a FuckingDumbass he is dont ya think?
I sure am, and you're a stupid dickface for being the 5th asshole to think he's funny for pointing out how sarcastic my username is.
If you jack off to hentai, you're pathetic, whether it's hentai of guys, hentai of girls, hentai of animals, hentai of anthromorphic humans, tentacles, lolicon, shota, futanari, celebrities, cartoon characters.
If you jack off to any kind of hentai, you're a pathetic shit.
Also, for any fuckface that comes in here saying jacking off to porn is less pathetic, it's still just as pathetic. You could jack off to the wall, the television, the computer, regardless of what you're jacking off to, you're still simulating sex with an orrifice, which makes you a pathetic loser.
Topic over, everyone eat shit and die.
At 11/17/06 06:14 PM, hardD wrote: i should ov taken a screenshot but i deleted everything
Thread is now pointless.
Didn't laugh untill the end.
You have to wonder though, who really wasted their money? The guys who bought it with money they probably were given through their site, or the guys that will actually waste weeks of their life playing the fucking thing, having to BUY the games instead of renting them?
I say the fanboys wasted their money, the smashers spent it productivly.
It's only gay if you wear a diamond ring.
Now, if it's a different design with diamond studs, it's not gay no matter what finger it's on. As long as the ring isn't in the shape of a heart or a boner, you're alright.
Good ideas everyone, weights it is!
At 11/17/06 05:22 AM, SunChipsClock wrote:At 11/17/06 05:20 AM, FuckingDumbass wrote:Only one person wins, the rest of you fail miserably. No pudding for all of you.Yeah we all know, are you the only one who never did sex ed at school?
We didn't have sex ed, we just had family life or whatever.
They discussed drugs and eating to much cake and shit like that. My school sucks ass.
According to this link.
Unless semen comes into DIRECT contact with your vagina, while the semen is still WET, you are not at risk of pregnancy. If your boyfriend masturbates just before seeing you or while he's with you, stay on the safe side and tell him to wash and dry his hands after masturbating. However, even if he doesn't wash his hands, if it has dried, you are safe, even if his hands get wet again.
We cannot with certainty give you an EXACT TIME. It all depends on however long it takes to dry. Semen dries very quickly when exposed to air and once they have dried, the sperm are dead. Once semen is dried up on any surface, there is no chance of pregnancy. This applies to toilet sheets, clothing (even if NOT washed after sperm was released on them), sheets, hands or other body parts, etc. Once exposed to the air, sperm die very quickly.
Only one person wins, the rest of you fail miserably. No pudding for all of you.
At 11/17/06 04:05 AM, GallowsPole wrote: Here's a question for ya: Why wouldn't you wash your hands throughly first, before going to eat a sandwich?
That's not the point, stop trying to stray off topic.
At 11/17/06 03:46 AM, Novocane wrote: Your alias describes you perfectly.
Who said it was my alias?
At 11/17/06 03:46 AM, PenisClown wrote: Still, frightning stuff. Especially if you were related, and say that event took place in your own home.
Hah, try explaining that one.
At 11/17/06 03:57 AM, Sensationalism wrote:At 11/17/06 03:46 AM, Novocane wrote: Your alias describes you perfectly.Haha. True. Were you always this funny, Novocane?
I know, he's so funny to like totally turned my name against me, even though it's one big sarcastic joke. Hilarious, when did he, along with 4 other dumbfucks become so painfully observant!?
Man, he should change his name to FunnyGuy, BECAUSE HE'S JUST SO GOD DAMNED FUNNY!
Picture this.
You're at work in your office, when you get bored and decide to jack off to some hot porn. So you nut on your hand and wipe it up, throwing the tissue away. You walk into the employee lounge to get a sannich, your hand has a little skeet on it which wipes off on the refridgerator handle.
One of your women employees walks over to get some soda, touches the skeet, getting it on her fingernails. Walking past your door, she's hit with a fantasy of which she masturbates to 3 minutes later.
She's pregnant with your baby 2 weeks later.
Possible, impossible?
At 11/16/06 11:59 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Or get a job.
What sense does it make to spend money on a job? I'm not asking how to make money, I'm asking what to spend it on, retard.
At 11/16/06 11:54 PM, jcom wrote: Wow, 30 bucks, you fucking suck.... Wait until you have $500+ for these types of questions you poor asshole.
Well tell your mom to pay me more next time, not that she's worth it.
At 11/16/06 11:53 PM, Faille wrote: A double sided dildo, there nice.
Didn't even read the topic, did you?
+1 post!
I've had 30 dollars just sitting in my wallet in my dresser for the longest time now, and it's time to put it to use.
I've been thinking about getting in shape so I was wondering if I should buy some fitness stuff, like some arm and leg weights, something like that. Change my mind, show me something that's more productive!
Find something under 30 dollars I can buy and I'll post a picture of it tommorow when I go out.
At 11/15/06 03:21 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Be a pal and hit me up with a PM when Tyra does her "World's Largest Daisy Chain" sweeps week episode.
Will do! Then maybe we can hit up the mall and buy some tampons! xoxo GIRLS CLUB!
Sarcastic asshole.
At 11/14/06 03:57 PM, shadow213 wrote: well your fun sucks!
Wins.
Oh great, now the show has degenerated to 3 faggots talking to each other about panties.
God damnit.
At 11/15/06 03:13 PM, Gnarly wrote: What cable do you have, just basic???? HURRY ill check right now
I don't even have cable. I just have a TV.
Also, the name of the channel is myTVZ, I think.
Just flip channels, you'll know when you see it.
