I still think it's funny how they show a picture of professional teeth whitening equipment and advertise how you can do the same under five dollars.

I vote DC, just because they have rights to the Captain Marvel character.

At 7/25/09 10:31 AM, NeverHundred wrote: Great. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.

And that's not fucking fantastic?!

At 7/25/09 10:26 AM, akmeteor wrote: No what pissed me off was that American soldier that died and got no recognition because of Micheal Jackson's death. That is when you know the news sucks.

What pisses me off is the lack of coverage that we dedicate to our soldiers - National and Local - at all. Whether it is because of MJ or not, we need to show them we care and that we're just lazy assholes who want people to do our shit for us.

Well, it's sort of like this. When you're in a relationship with a girl that you actually have feelings for, and you cheat on her with some hot chick with tigobitties for a fantastic fuck, that makes your original girlfriend feel like dirt, feeling she isn't worth anything to you. I mean, there is a margin of error where it may be acceptable if you tell your girlfriend that you're dating someone to make them feel better and boost self confidence, they might understand, but that defeats the purpose of CHEATING.

Went to my userpage and posted this awesome game there.

Moral of the story: The ocean has many creatures which are fucking scary and have no place on this Earth other than to hurt you and make you feel like a little pussy.

Yum yum, have you had your daily dosage of cancer this morning?

Chuck Berry is a god.

At 7/23/09 03:52 PM, RocketBean wrote: I believe this is what you were looking for:

I believe your cliche image doesn't serve a purpose.

Sylvester Stallone is just a hunky dude with a sick accent, that's mainly the reason I ever see any of his movies.

You should grab a frying pan and bash some faces.

That's like saying I'm gay and would never, EVER have sex with a girl, yet I want to fuck her brains out just to see what it's like.

AKA: It doesn't make any fucking sense.

You crammed the two most common fetishes in the world together. Does that make it twice as common? Either way, it's still fucking weird.

Good god, why did I click that. Thanks a fucking ton.

The adware chick isn't exactly stupid, just technologically challenged. I'm pretty sure she's a respectable young woman outside of the World Wide Web.

Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING TO ME?!
You: IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:'(

At 7/21/09 09:40 PM, Elios wrote: Damn you Dakota Fanning!!!!!!!!!!

She makes a damn fortune over all of us, but she's still uglier than God knows what.

Because they make the world go 'round.

At 7/21/09 09:38 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: This guy makes me lol.

You tried so hard, it was inevitable.

Looks to me like you need a converter box.

I'd say you call someone who can use the cars as is or can take it apart and use the parts for something. You may make a pretty penny off of them if you can find a reason to remove the cars.

At 7/21/09 04:49 PM, urbn wrote: Stick RPG 2 has been cancelled for about 2 years now...

Bahahaha.

She should just shut the fuck up and live off her dad's riches, like every other pop stars children.

I would squeal with delight, knowing others out there are going to be crying themselves to sleep that night.

I have no clue, but it sounds a tad bit like 'Christ is Born in Bethlehem', but I probably have no clue what the fuck I'm talking about.

At 7/21/09 03:56 PM, TLT007 wrote: I ave got good grammer u noob.

and whys everyone acting wierd? isnt dis fantastic news!?!?

Shut the fuck up, and leave us alone.

All I hear is a 3 second sound clip from Role Models, where's the track? If you mean the very, very, VERY back track, I can barely even make it out.

I'm guessing since it was 40 years ago, gay would mean happy. But that wouldn't apply to the machine on the moon, considering it's an inanimate object.

After reading this post, my dysgrammatòppòbia started acting up. D: