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any of the birds that fall under the name Bird of Paradise, there are quite a few but this one is pretty much awesome

1. Green Tea
2. Chocolate Milk
3. Coffee
4. Pepsi
5. Whiskey Sour

Alrighty Mr. Masterzakk...by your profile you are but a mere sixteen years old and haven't had to bother with living in the real world yet and it sounds like as of yet most everything you have has been given to you. What have you worked for? You haven't earned any of your supposed wealth and in fact YOU are not rich by any stretch, your parents are. You should be thankful that you were lucky enough to come out of the specific vagina that you did. You are the WORST kind of rich person, you have done nothing to get were you are but are somehow so much better than the rest of us. You wouldn't last 5 minuutes in the world if mommy and daddy ever cut the strings.

Do you know why some of us poor people would want to steal from the rich? Because they are tired of hearing about how your shit doesn't stink while you rub in in our faces. But most of the time however us poor people are poor because because we are to busy working 40-70 hours a week keeping you rich fucks rich to focus on our own advancement beyond paying our bills, supporting our families, and making sure our kids don't end up pompous dicks like you. Keep your fucking money, I'll just hold on to my sense of common human decency.

wrong thread much?

all put together, not the greatest but yeah.

putting it together in a sec, first papercraft ever

I work for a cabinet company building drawers. The money isn't terrible for this area when we can get a full 40 hours or more(not in the last 2 years). There are days went it's tolerable and days where I absolutely hate it, not many days where I truly enjoy what I do though. I'm also looking for a secondary job that I intend to not enjoy. I'd like to go back to school one of these days and hopefully land myself something a bit more rewarding because of it. Go to college, before you get to the point where there are too many other obligations that prevent you from dedicating the time and money to furthering your education (read wife and kids).

pics or you're all hung like pimples.

At 7/17/09 12:35 AM, tom641 wrote: i've heard a lot about him but just who is this candlejack charict

must watch freakazoid to undertand

double post yay!

My vote for last week's c.o.w. has to go to Re2deemer
I was torn between his and Legolass, but the dialogue won me over.

I give you the male and female variety of the species Phalisica Mollusca belonging to same family as snails and slugs. The males of the species use there tufts of hair along with the engorgement of their sexual organ to attract a mate. The females keep a much shorter and well kept crop of hair and display a characteristic of a number of insects in the animal kingdom in that once they have mated they will devour their mate. All studies have shown that despite their certain death the males seem to lack any sense of self preservation and seem to greatly enjoy the process of being eaten. A range of infections similar to STD's contracted by humans and Infestations of lice are common among the species.

I's let her mount my hippogriff if you get me meaning.

why can't we get something awesome like...Monkey flu or Platypus Flu, who wants pig flu really.

Also in most cases I'm thinking the use of the term "Ngers" isn't a intentionally borderline racial slur, just the logical term for users of NG, but I'm almost offended for a second everytime I see it. o_O

Transformers 2 VS. Bloodrayne

Transformers is defiantly the better of the two and made use of my favorite military jet ever ever ever the SR-71, but at the same time I'd rather watch Bloodrayne for the fact that at some points it's so bad and the acting is so ridiculously uninspired that it becomes enjoyable, the assault on the monastery sticks out as one of the better worse scenes. Most notably the monk who after being totally unmistakably dead is brutally whacked tapped and prodded at by a large group of bad guys like a bunch of bored, lethargic kids poking a dead cat with a stick and blood spurting everywhere the entire time. Also, Bloodrayne had more people stabbed in the face than I can recall in any other movie, full frontal lady parts, and a cameo by Meatloaf in which his fat gut is sliced open and the off camera blood cannon fired off a good foot away from his body and straight up into the air, and the compressed air they used to propel the blood created a visible cloud of white vapor before the blood shot up which for some reason I found horribly awesome.

I can't believe I just picked a Uwe flick over anything, but there it is.

I got wedgied once by a friend when I was like 14, I punched him in the face for it and he didn't get what I was so mad about...I had dick friends when I was young.

well you do make a pretty stupid face before exploding and there tends to be a mess to clean up afterwords, so I say it's plausible.

He probably only got the Indy job because he didn't punch Spielberg in the face when he read the bit about aliens. The only scene I've ever liked of his was in Transformers 2 when the blond goes all fembot on him and he starts screaming like a little girl, probably his most true to self movie moment yet.

it's your fault for being an over reactionary poopy headed poop face.

some think it's hot, my wife being who likes it

no, I don't mean what sites do you visit. I was woundering what your first experiences were, what you used the net for at first did you start on dial up or are you too young for that, I'm sure there are plently of reformed AOL'ers here.

My very first time experiencing aything close to being called the internet was a service called Imagination Inn back around 91-93 We had a week long free trial that came with the AST tower my dad had just purchased. We were either running on a 14.4 or 28.8bps modem (56k didn't happen till the gateway a few yaers later) My dad not reading the fine print ddin't notice the per minute charge that kicked in as soon as the trial week ran out (for those of the younger folks here, the internet wasn't always a nice freindly flat rate), landing us with a rather heafty bill at the end of the month...something in the area of $175. So no more internet for quite some time after that aside from my dad's work related newsgroup stuff that if I remember corectly was nothing more than a dos screen some commands and texty junk.

Fast forward to mid 90's; AOL is all the rage, beating the pants of Prodigy and Compuserve. Dad caves again and lets us sign up even though AOL at the time was still using the per minute or per hour charge, we had a few months of 60-75 dollar bills come in and dad restricts us to about 30 a day each, I spend my time mostly in the aol chat rooms going all A/S/L? OMG I"M IN CALI TOO! and looking at porn every chance I get just as my dad is readying to cancel or AOL because the bills are getting high again they make the move to monthly subcriptions and the term Ameica On Hold is coined, The service was absolutly flooded with new members constatly online and hogging the limited number of servers they had, eventually they expand and I can get online again without to much hassle aside from my sisters' constant phone calls from the minute she gets home from school and dropping my connection. I spend my time downloading horribly compressed clips of Beavis and Butthead from MTv's website and searching for naked pictures of Alyssa Milano and Jenny McCarthy.

Then comes quake, and AOl's true nature rears it big gay head. There was no support for true internet gaming via AOL. You could not log into the quake servers due to some of AOL's limitations. The problem was eventually fixed and I could get my ass handed to me when ever I pleased and wasn't busy looking at porn. And so it went for some time.

Then I find time to look beyond porn and discover the joys of Flash animated shorts in the Napster Bad cartoons from Camp Chaos and then all the hamstery goodness of Joe Cartoon, eventually leading me here. Then AOL sucks fat balls yet again, I try to get my votes into the portal and get my rank up and what do I get? something to the effect of "you're on AOL! WTFDUDELOL your IP address is sharded by 7,000,000 other people and one of them already voted on this flash, NO POINTS FOR YOU!"

I eventually ween off of AOL when they finally stop extending my goddamn free trials ( the last time I had an AOL account it was 3 months free then I try to cancel before they charge me, then they extend my trial antoher month so I can be sure I want to leave and again and again for nearly a year and people didn't know why AOL wasn't making any money. I finally leave dial up for DSL, and start to suck a bit less. I learn about KAZAA and jump on the piracy bandwagon and help to insure the downfall of the entertainment industry. porn cartoons streaming videos social networking sites porn porn porn newgrounds porn another social networking site and so on.

That was long winded as fuck, sorry for that. I didn't mean too. Your turn!

looks like a pretty weak board to me and I couldn't find any information about the pixel shader in my 2 minutes of google. As for what kind of video cards it will handle, it looks like the board has 3 PCI expansion slots (we are at least 2 generations above that now). As long as your power supply meets output requirements any pci videocard would probably be better than the dusty old integrated graphics you are working with now. Walmart usually has a few cheap pci cards on the shelf.

I believe they are called unnecessarily high-waisted shorts

Get a secondary virus program to start with, Malwarebites' Anti-Malware has worked well for me on getting stuff other free software won't and it's free as well. Let it run a full system scan with the computer in safe mode with networking disabled and then just to be sure I'd run it again with the computer running in normaly. I had the Vundo virus and this program was the only one I tried that was able to completely remove it.

At 7/12/09 11:29 PM, michelinman wrote: i can't imagine peanut butter on a burger. that just can't be good. and i'm not gonna risk losing 5 dollars for it to suck. i'm a broke ass. haha.

Dude ...fast food dollar menu. I'm totally going to try this next time I have a burger

now I feel left out, why couldn't I have a ban too? I guess I'm not cool enough.

it's like tomfoolery, skylarking, or monkeyshines

get stung by jellyfish and find someone to pee on you, or even better pretend you got stung by jellyfish so someone will pee on you.

Bruce Campbell, all the guys from System of a Down and a few other bands at various book and record signings. As for just running into random celebs out and about, my Dad ran into Mr. T and Hulk Hogan in an airport once, and my wife and mother in law ran into Keanu Reeves and Dennis Hopper at a Tomato festival.

and I spelled Malkovich wrong, woops.

I couldn't make up my mind about donkey sex