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I just watched The Love Guru, everyone I ever asked about it thought it was Mike's worst movie ever. I haven't laughed that hard in I don't know how long. Life of Brian and Quest for the Holy Grail are defiantly up there along with History of the World Part 1 and Blazing Saddles.

They tryin to take his bucket

I'm guessing you guys went to one of those sex offender locator sites. There's nothing you can do but make sure other people know about him so they can keep an eye out for any weirdness.

FUCKING FUCK FRED FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

I seriously hate that kid. I'd rather watch Supermac18, he's slightly more tollerable or Edbassmaster

Everyone who voted for Obama thinking he was the second fucking coming and could fix everything the minute he got in office with a big ass stick with "REALITY" engraved in it.

I've got nothing against the guy, I just think people held him up so ridiculously high that he can't really do anything but fail to meet their expectations.

just looked up system spec for dimention 3000. Integated graphics Intel Extreme 2 with 64mb shared memory...eesh. Here's a link to a list of games with minimum 64mb video momery

At 7/31/09 08:36 PM, Master117chief wrote:

At 7/31/09 08:32 PM, FaceNine wrote: Am I doing this right guys?

Do you like fish sticks?

I like fish sticks in my mouth

I think the weirdest beer I've ever had was Monty Pythons Holy Grail Ale, it had an odd mouth feel but it was pretty good. I found it at some MASSIVE liquor store in Paducah KY. Hundreds of odd imports and micros, I defiantly have to go back and try some others.

pull as much air into your lungs as possible and hold it for as long as you can, works fo me 90 percent of the time.

Regardless of weather or not this Seinfeld mess is true, if Adult Swim ever moves to it's own dedicated channel CN is doomed. DOOMED I SAY!! They just need to dump Boomerang and bring back some of their classic toons.

Gateway, just over $800 at Best Buy. I paid (or uncle sam's tax dollars did)

Back when I could afford to buy the cigs I really wanted to smoke, it was Nat Sherman Mints and Camel Wides. Now a-days it's all about what's cheap and tolerable so I go between Sanoma, Pall Mall, USA Gold, and Grand Prix light 100's

and I'm off like yer sister's panties

didn't even know there was such a page, done now though.

I'm gonna have to go with Dalenbourg on this one, but next time make with the color!

also, thanks for all the votes for C.O.W. 69! so...do I need to PM a mailing address to someone?

solution: get off the bus and onto the right one.

One of our neighbors has a 14 year old schizophrenic, when he;s having a good day he;s a great kid, but when he's off, he's trying to strangle himself with bedsheets and holding kitchen knives to his own throat or crapping off the front porch.

Dumping off the front steps could be fun, but the voices in my head and attempts to take my own life I could do without.

I'll take some totally irrational phobia myself, like fear of my own mucus or something. My seasonal allergies would be a pretty great time.

I've already got three boys.
Darian, Tyler, Elijah

I wanted to name one Gabriel (Christopher Walken in Prophecy) but the wife was all "nooooo I knew a Gabriel he was a dickbag"

If I had another kid I'd name it Mistake or Oops

on more that one occasion I have put coffee grounds in my morning coffee instead of cream or sugar, and I think one time I put the coffee grounds in the sugar bowl instead of the coffee basket. I'm going to stop fixing my coffee before I have coffee.

At 7/27/09 05:22 AM, THESNOOPESGUY wrote: Comic con seemed pretty awesome this year. But I Think that Pixar/Disney stood out with there 2010 movie list which includes:

.Tim Burton's Alice in wonderland

It's looking like this could redeem my faith in Burton after Charley and the Chocolate Factory (I don't care if his version was a more accurate portrayal of the book, Gene Wilder is the ONLY Willy Wonka)

.Tron Legacy

This is going to kick so much ridiculous ass, I peed a little when I saw Jeff Bridges was back.

.TOY STORY 3

Meh, I'm pretty much done with Toy Story, and Jim Varney died so Slinky Dog won't be the same. (not a huge character in the first two but still)

.Beauty and the beast re-release

again, really?

.Prince of Persia

We'll see, I always cringe a little at game to movie crossovers

.The frog prince

everyone else has already done it

.And more...

*Discuss*

Mexico: a great place for cheap medical and dental work, not so great if you enjoy drinking water.

I've always found Chipper Fellow an amusing censor for fag.

So I knew this kid that always shit his pants at recess, like always...he was an obsessive Thundercats fanatic any idea what shitting your pants is a reference to regarding Thundercats?

in the process of shaving my head

The harder question here is what didn't I lie about when I was a kid...nothing comes to mind

Sure there are some tolerable kids out there, but they don't do anything to annoy the piss out of people, thus not drawing attention to themselves. It's the sqeeky little 10-13 year-olds on xbox live who never shut the hell up that ruin it for the rest of you. And this kid

Didn't Tom or Wade make an announcement a few months ago stating that there would be no more name changes? I'm sick of mine too, but I'm pretty sure they said once you pick one you're stuck with it.

I snorted a plastic bead when I was about 9. It was stuck in my nose for a good week before I was able to snort it into my mouth. Never told my parents, didn't want them to know I was an idiot.

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1. Red Pandas
2. Slow Loris
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