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So guess who got a guitar for his b-day! Now I just need to learn how to play the damned thing. I know there are a good number of you who know how to play, got any tips or essential books or videos for a beginner?

I'm thinking we're gonna see some classic EWJ on XBLA. As of right now it has nearly half the votes including mine.

that's a pacifier if you can't tell

maaaaan I haven't had rock candy in years...I need to find somewhere around here that sells it.

old news really, but for those of you who just have to see it click me

a sexey anus is slightly less sexy when you get distracted by the sixth finger tho. Samwise had a sexier anus when he was hunting for One-Eyed Willy's treasure though.

I will sacrifice my liver for the greater good. The only good alcohol is a dead alcohol (by way of filtration through my liver and peeing the remains into the sewer that is)

I have a 360 and looooove it, but damn it I need a ps3 and soon, for one game and it's not MGS. The Last Guardian, if you were a fan of Ico and Shadow of the Colossus how can you not wet yourself from the anticipation of team Ico's next PS exclusive game?

I don't think you can really go wrong with either system. I guess it mostly comes down to who has the games you want more. If you want the win win, keep saving and buy both.

just don't eat it then go for a glass of OJ, it fucks up the taste something awful. CTC used to my favorite but I'm all about the Capin' now if I have to eat kid cereal, if not I prefer me some Honey Bunches of Oats on the odd occasion that I remember to eat breakfast.

your incredibly poorly written post suggests that you smoked whatever you found. And no I don't think you did the right thing calling the cops on your bro...seems a bit extreme for such a small amount of drugs and pot at that. You could have uuuuummm idunno gone to your parents?

so sharkboy is now giraffeboy? I thought he was wolfboy now....I'm so confused.

MY vote goes to jagondudo it's just so goddamned cute

Being agnostic instead of a flat out atheist I kind of look forward to death. Not in a I'm ready to die rope, chair, step, croak sort of way but I look forward to getting that final answer of what's next if anything. I don't really put enough merit in there being any necessity for human existence to be scared of what will happen to everything else if I'm not around anymore.

Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male

about what I figured, my vagina has always been a little bigger than my penis

I'm gonna have to agree on Morgan Freeman but James Earl Jones is a close second

The movie looks amazing, I know I read the book when I was a youngin but I'll be damned if I can remember anything about it.

I seriosly have to flip a coin on this one

Heads it's Katatafisch, Tails jagondudo.

aaaaaaaand heads it is, soKatatafisch for the win

1.walk
2.drop a few pounds
3.???????
4.profit

the ????? = nintendo. It's always been nintendo

the right, there's no where to stick my junk in the left

I would have to say miltary anything outranks local law enforcement.

I fail but here's Fredenstein 3-D

At 8/2/09 04:29 PM, ScreamsToday wrote:

At 8/2/09 04:22 PM, FrostedMonkeyFlakes wrote: jumped by the Wiggles. Nice. Did they beat you about the Head, Sholders, Knees, and Toes, Knees and Toes?

Lol! I don't know what disturbs me more..

The fact that the OP got owned by the Wiggles, or that you knew who the Wiggles were.

I have kids...I can't help but know the wiggles

No feather wielding pirate tagging along? I'm surprised.

Wings 3D and Blender are the only two free ones with any level of credibility that I know

jumped by the Wiggles. Nice. Did they beat you about the Head, Sholders, Knees, and Toes, Knees and Toes?

my pleasure :D

used to work at this little pizza place back in Cali, we had this crazy old lady who would call at least 5 times a day every other day. She'd call to place her order and let us know what time she wanted it delivered, then she'd call back 5 minutes later to check and again 5 minutes later letting us know she was REALLY hungry and needed it sooner. Same thing every other day. One day she was particularly bad so I desided to fuck with her. I called her and acted like she called me and that I worked for some other pizza place in town.

her: "hello?"
me: "Thanks for calling Piettro's, this is Tom can I take your order?"
her: "I'm sorry....what?"
me "Did you want to place an order?"
her: "I don't....but....no...YOU CALLED ME!"
me: "No ma'am, our phone rang, I picked it up and you were on the other end"
her: "But I ONLY ORDER FROM CENARIO'S!! Why are you dong this to me!"
me: "I'm not doing anything! I only answered th phone to take your order"
her: "I WOULD NEVER CALL YOU!!!!! You're not Cenario's"
me: "I'm sorry ma'am, you have a great day"
My boss was standing 10 feet away trying not to explode laughing.

30 seconds later she called us almost in tears wanting to know why Piettro's was calling her to get an order. I told her I had know idea and I was sorry she was having a bad morning and took her usuall order. Eventually my boss (owner) blocked her number and we would call her once every other day to get the order. She was in hytarics because she couldn't call us. Every day this is what my boss whould hear from her "MARIO! Oh GOD! Why is this happening to ME!"

Metal Gear Solid 2

We are ghoooooooosts we live under waaaaashingtooooooon! and this was all some matrixy simulation of things that already happened! BOO!

I'm just sitting there going ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL! All of the work and care that went into every aspect of that game and THAT is the ending they come up with?

I don't know, maybe I've just watched Holy Grail a few hundred times too many, but it's lost some of it's magic for me (still damn funny, just not as much as it used to be), I still get a good laugh from Brian though.

I have yet to walk out on a movie, but I was close on American Psycho. Then after going on and on about how stupid it was, I sat and thought about it and absolutely love the movie now. I guess I just wasn't in the right frame of mind going into it.