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OK, it's your parents job to humiliate you and make you feel like a child, you'll have kids one day and believe me you will count the days till they are old enough to for you to humiliate the crap out of them in front of their friends. It was probably payback for you being a little bastard when you were younger and wouldn't stop bitching and screaming at the top of your lungs while in the checkout line about the power ranger/g.i. Joe/my little pony that your parents refused to buy for you that one day at k-mart.

If it's really sooooooo bad you could just frame your dad for murder or something and have him sent away.

well, since my job is uber-montinous i get songs runnin threw my head all day, they usualy don't leave so i just see how bad i can fuck up the lyrics

ok, worst games ever,

E.T. was crap.
As was Superman 64, that was the game that forced me to destroy my N64 and get a dreamcast.

but no one has yet to mention the Olsen Twin's line of games!! come on!!

do you really think tom and wade and the rest of the crew care if we go to these sites, the people that put up the ads have to pay for you to see them, they have to be hear to keep the site free. Stop complaining and just appreciate the fact that ng is doing what ever they can to assure that we don't have to pay to come here.

bad santa was pretty damn crude

kill bill was pretty damn violent

but the worst tastless cude discuting movie i can think of is "the worlds grosses video" i think it's called? Basically some fat sack of shit that thinks he can be like jackass and CKY, but it obvious he does all the stuff because it's the only thing that will get the other kids to talk to him. It was said, he'd do anything that the kid holding the camera told him to do, like craping and eating it, drinking his own urine, or letting kids flick their buggers into his mouth, or eating ear wax and stuff likie that. I wanted to kick his ass just because he was so pathetic.

If we're talking books, i'd have to say dan brown(Da Vinci Code) damn good book, but the ending blows ass.

And I'll probably get flammed fo this one........J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter) It took my wife 3 years to get me to read the first book and after that I was hooked :::sigh:::

If we're talking flash, -Knox-, Krinkles, and who ever it was that did the Kenya toon. Zipper Fish stuff is pretty good too

FrostedMonkeyFlakes..

Cuz he starts work on all these flash projects and abandons every one of them, due to a short attention span or realizes that he has no tallent?. And the few that he has submitted where rush jobs that sucked total ass and got blammed

i graduated back in 97' should have gone to collage...oh well. i didn't have to go to collage to learn how to get good and drunk and trow-up all over myself.

Just a couple questions I was wondering if anyone could answer.

1.) Is satellite radio (xm, sirius) beyond the reach of censorship or indecency laws?

I have heard rumbling that the infamous Opie and Anthony may be coming to satellite after being forced of the airwaves for 2 years for a rather, shall we say.. unholy communion? Those who heard the final few shows know what I'm talkin bout.
(apparently Stern is thinking the of moving to satellite as well)

2.) So I guess my second question is; If Op&Ant and/or Howard Stern made the move to satellite radio would that be reason enough for you to sign-up? I probably would

Wow! You're pissy!

Tom has every right to be arrogant. Hell, if I had started this site I'd be one of the most stuck up "holier than thou" pricks on the face of the earth.
He and the rest of his crew have put a shit load of work into this site.... and at no cost to you! He has every right to be proud and protective of what he's done. And seeing as how this site is the most dominant of it's kind I'd be hard pressed to believe that most other sites like this one (having never seen one of them, this is just an assumption) were not inspired by and modeled after ng .

i went to vote on a flash and got one of those type in the field the text you see above to vote.

what is the purpose? new way to keep track of who votes instead of an isp #?

At 5/9/04 03:10 PM, An4LDr1p wrote: yeah well draw MEEEEEE

B===D
i don't wanna

a stretch yugo with those damn spinner rims and all the necessary equipment to make funnel cakes. now granted the yugo and funnel cake stuff would maybe cost me around 100 dollars, but just getting the custom body work guy to stop laughing long enough to do the work would be quite costly

At 5/8/04 12:49 AM, -TheGrassKutter- wrote: sorry to bug, but can u draw my cuz when u have time

here's your cousin, in the new orbits fresh breath commercial. and in a post i made shortly after i posted your pic, not looking at what i typed before i posted, i called you "gasscutter" funny, but not intended. not offense i hopes

round about 2 minutes

At 5/9/04 01:34 PM, An4LDr1p wrote: show off what you can do in MS paint with a mouse

here's my 30 second contribution

At 5/8/04 12:44 AM, Kam-Ron wrote: draw da Fonzie

i think i spelt his name wrong. to lazy to find a happy days site to find out though

At 5/8/04 12:43 AM, Carmilla wrote: Draw me if/when you get the chance. :-)

I couldn't think of any wierd/odd off the wall character to give ya, all i could come up with was a bunny, but it's cute right?

sunday to thursday i'm usually in bed around 9 to 10:30 then at 4:30 to get reay for work. on the weekends it anywhere from midnight to 4 am.

$4,000 from my tax return. who ever thought you'd get paid to have children.

ok, it's breaktime, I've been workin on this since 8 o'clock this morning' be back with more tonight.

damn it, i missed a word sould say "just leave her, i think someone beat us to it."

At 5/7/04 11:29 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Just Because ;)

just because you said just because.

At 5/7/04 11:25 PM, Nikethepod wrote: Sure why not :)

fosters from a can?? nasty stuff man, it's all aboot the bottle

At 5/7/04 10:51 PM, jpekid wrote: hey man can you draw my profile pic.
p.s -The blood on my face is from the wrestling match.

here ya go, i would appreciate it if you wouldn't go around beating up my characters though. and then stand there all ponting fingers in stuff saying "s'right bitch. I'm the man now dawg" hurts their feelings ya-know

At 5/7/04 10:44 PM, Ineffiable wrote: draw my profile pic

give me a larger pic, it's really kinda hard to make it out

At 5/8/04 10:58 AM, Spawn_muffin wrote:

omfg sweet, shame he hasent got any arms, but stil awsome. 10/10

well, if muffins had arms, i'da given it arms. but they don't, and the cape does all the work anyways

yes there are a lot of them... that's why the name of the threat startswith "yet again"

At 5/8/04 09:28 AM, Spawn_muffin wrote: *ahem* spawn_muffin *ahem*

ok, the cape is a little bit rough. like i said it's been a long time since i did spawn. but hope ya like

At 5/7/04 10:43 PM, CrazyMuffin wrote: draw me, im a muffin

mmmmmmm. that mufffin is crazy-tasty.

and yes spawn-muffin you are next, I'm starting on it righ now