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if only everyone knew the secrets hidden deep down in the penisy bowels of the corn smashers, you would understand the absolute greatness that you have refussed to bow down before.

Also....how can anyone rip off locks and glocks? Can you rip off a rip off?

At 8/21/06 06:09 AM, Wtfpwn wrote: I'm going through some serious shit, and all you can do is joke about it?! You're sick.

No, you are not going through serious shit...it's you dick, she's your mom, it's not like she's never seen it before...Wait until she walks in on you rubbing one out. She'll get over it. You may loose your webcam and digital camera but it's not like the end of the world. I HATE myspace btw.

At 8/21/06 05:39 AM, sepiroth_blade wrote: fake english accent on butler

You are an idiot right?
Batman Begins was the best thing to happen to the franchize since Michael Keaton left

Worst movies are ones with Angelina Jolie where she DOESN'T get naked

Popeye's Chicken will kick all your asses. After that Taco Bell for Chalupa's and Taco Salads, then Wendy's and Hardees/Carl's Jr. depending on where in the US you are.

and this is why about the only things I watch now are a few of the shows on nick, cartoon network, Adult Swim, and Star Trek TNG on G4.

jager bomb no doubt

2 parts redbull one part jagermeister.

most awesomest drink ever

I've been watching this game for at least the 1 1/2 years. Pre-ordered friday, should be available to play around 6pm tonight (central time). And yes the game does have on-line play + if you're running xp there is a multi mouse feature allowing multiplayer from one computer. You have the ability to create and import custom skins and a level editor will be out soon. If you're unsure that you would buy it, there will be a demo out when(or soon after) the game is released.

RAWK!!

I didn't even know you were gonna be on till I saw AOTS tonight. I was all "SHIT!!! THAT'S TOM!!!" they could have found some callers with better quetions for ya though, but I don't get the feeling they use call screeners much, as the whole show seems like a finished at the last minute fly by the seat of your pants operation anywho. Anyway, it was very cool to see you on the tv.

Peter Pan is best

but I eat Great Value (walmart brand) cuz it's cheap

I think I have somewhere around 15 or 20. I don't listen to much music anymore. 99% of it is the same old recycled crap sept for Primus and Sytem of a Down, and Evenesance(sp?) but prolly only because Amy is hot..

deer in a snowstorm

it's cheesecake cuz cheesepie sounds like slang for a venereal disease.

you come to the site that probably hosts more flash than anywhere else on the net and you need to ask where you can post your flash toons?

you do to have it in ms paint(i asume you have ms paint right), it's been the same program packaged with windows for like 10 years. Just select the whole pic and move your mouse to one corner of it till you get a two sided arrow, click and drag till you get it the size you want..but paints compression looks terrible, just download a better pic/photo editor.

you don't need a huge amount of space to get a kickass sig as you can see below... but i do agree that 40 kb isn't much to get a nicely animated sig. There are a few here who have mastered the whole gif compression bit quite nicley though.

um...it was crap anyway, and marked for review on the first link. The kids needs to be given an award for worsr flash ever stolen.

OMFG!!! I just checked the who's online thing and... johnthompson is online!!! omg and he's a mod too!!!! I'm not the only person that signs on to NG!!!

Honestly, Tom and Wade are on and off here all the damn time, they can't really run the site if they don't come around and see what's going on now can they.

I've seen one other dog like this, but that dog was lazy and used a wheelchair, this dog here is a damn bad ass.

freedom of speech....it's there, but you have to realize that not everyone will follow or like your train of thought. You have the right to say what you want, just like i have the right to tell you to shut up if I don't like it.

I would have to fallow Fat Boy Slim's.(or was it Moby) example and chose Christopher Walken

I like both, just depends on what i have a taste for. Llately I've been drinking a lot of Nestea Cool and Pepsi though

classic rock is about the only good rock anymore...I guess bands like megadeath and metallica are begining to fall into that category as well, I'm not complaining but damn it makes me feel old.

At 8/17/04 07:26 PM, ADarkerBreed wrote:

At 8/17/04 07:16 PM, FrostedMonkeyFlakes wrote: ouch.....thanks I guess.

some Nickelodeon Cartoons are good to just say "hey I watch that!" but when it comes to say Cartoon Network, NBC, or ABC's Saturday Morning lineup, the more you know, the worse off you are...

I like your answer better...seeing as how i just turned 25 and still watch my toons minus most saturday morning crap.

OK Bazz, another question. Where did the Network TV program directors get the idea that all anyone wants to see in cartoons anymore is anime?

...counting the days till vol. 2 of invader zim comes out on DVD

At 8/17/04 07:11 PM, NewbornVeteran wrote:

At 8/17/04 07:09 PM, TheRedArrow wrote:
Meh here you go :) I hope you like it!

Nice one fucking up the name, and also, All you're really doing is taking screenshots and putting in text, so there isnt much skill required.

what do you expect, they're free sigs and they want to get the sigs out as fast as possible. If you don't look em then make your own, take as much time as you want on it and get it the way you like. Stop dumping on those willing to spend their time doin this stuff for all these people...for free.

ouch.....thanks I guess.

At what age should one stop openly admitting they watch cartoons?

At 8/17/04 06:00 AM, Enoll wrote:

At 8/17/04 05:58 AM, SouthPhillyGangsta wrote: Sure,it may look like someone threw it up,but it tastes real good..

Did you know arsnic tastes quite nice?

as does antifreeze, supposed to be good and sweet

mmmmmmmmm, chilli fries.

speed walking and dwarf tossing. Even then I probably still wouldn't care about the olympics.

my new Calvin and Hobbs sig. I really need to dig those old books out, haven't read em in years.